If it came down to it...cannibalism. Would you?

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Re: If it came down to it...cannibalism. Would you?

Post by wub » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:39 pm

LACE wrote:i'd imagine it must be kind of tough to rip through skin with no knife? the thought of gnawing on some guy's hairy leg, trying to get to the meaty calf is pretty shit though. :cornlol:
It's not like you eat a chicken with the feathers on, or a lamb without taking the wool off first though. Why should human meat be treated any differently in terms of preparation?

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Re: If it came down to it...cannibalism. Would you?

Post by Forum » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:40 pm

Would you eat you own limbs to survive?
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Post by LACE » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:40 pm

well how exactly am i going to get the skin off then
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Post by mIrReN » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:41 pm

wouldn't want to survive if I had to do that (eat your own limbs)

and lol peel it, like the izan's did
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Post by wub » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:42 pm

southstar wrote:Would you eat you own limbs to survive?
That's be counter productive in the long run IMO.
LACE wrote:well how exactly am i going to get the skin off then
However you'd usually skin a meat source prior to consumption.


Or have you jumped a bit here and assumed that cannibalism is only going to take place where one does not have access to even basic cooking utensils?

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Post by LACE » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:44 pm

yeah, i'm thinking you know..trapped in the andes mountains, survived a plane crash type situation
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Post by Terpit » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:48 pm

LACE wrote:
Terpit wrote:Starvation would be horrible, I cant imagine the pain. It's easy to way 'I wouldn't kill' but after a week of no eating its a different story
you start killing one person to eat, you're gonna start killing everybody though. until there's only one survivor..and then you'd probably die anyways, but this time you're alone which sucks. give me another kind, like minded human and we'll just die together..
Yeah, I guess if your imaging this as a scenario where there is no escape then your right. Im a massive optimist tho :6:
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Post by Electric_Head » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:48 pm

Human skin isn't that thick.
Our teeth are fairly strong.
Human flesh is not strong enough.
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Post by wub » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:48 pm

LACE wrote:yeah, i'm thinking you know..trapped in the andes mountains, survived a plane crash type situation

Fair enough. Interesting how you've worked your own caveats into an otherwise open ended scenario :)

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Post by Terpit » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:48 pm

LACE wrote:yeah, i'm thinking you know..trapped in the andes mountains, survived a plane crash type situation
:lol: I checked the IMDB page to see if you were referencing what I thought you were referencing
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Post by mIrReN » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:49 pm

LACE wrote:yeah, i'm thinking you know..trapped in the andes mountains, survived a plane crash type situation
enough sharps stuff to make a knife no... U can even make fire and have a roast
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Post by LACE » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:55 pm

Terpit wrote:
LACE wrote:yeah, i'm thinking you know..trapped in the andes mountains, survived a plane crash type situation
:lol: I checked the IMDB page to see if you were referencing what I thought you were referencing
yeah =3


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Post by mIrReN » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:56 pm

hindsight, you could survive by eating humans, and use their bones/skin as a source of warmth etc, a bit like the Indians/Mongolians etc used to do, use every part and don't let anything go to waste

well they didn't use humans but you know what I mean
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Post by teamhobson » Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:14 pm

Yep, eat human if the human wasnt killed to be eaten.

C'mon then wub, we know you love a controversial topic without actually contributing haha, what you saying?
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Post by magma » Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:16 pm

The skin shouldn't be too much problem if you cook it slowly enough - once the person's been dead a little while it'll start sagging off anyway, like raw chicken or pork... probably need a half decent machete to make some scores in it so you can pull it apart once it's been cooked a bit. Maybe leave a couple of layers on so you get some crackling if you're going to roast your manjoint.

I'm not sure our limbs would be particularly tasty, but if you happen to find someone with a generously sized derierre you could probably hack it up and make it into a pretty nice Asserole.

May have been overthinking this.
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Post by Electric_Head » Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:18 pm

magma wrote:The skin shouldn't be too much problem if you cook it slowly enough - once the person's been dead a little while it'll start sagging off anyway, like raw chicken or pork... probably need a half decent machete to make some scores in it so you can pull it apart once it's been cooked a bit. Maybe leave a couple of layers on so you get some crackling if you're going to roast your manjoint.

I'm not sure our limbs would be particularly tasty, but if you happen to find someone with a generously sized derierre you could probably hack it up and make it into a pretty nice Asserole.

May have been overthinking this.
Have you never bitten anyone?
I bit my cousin on the hand when he started fighting with me.
I must have been 8 or so but I still punctured his skin and left pretty good teeth marks on his hand.
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Post by particle-jim » Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:20 pm

Before fully commiting myself to cannibalism i'd maybe try a small sample of myself, a toe or a finger or something, just so I can get a taste for it
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Post by magma » Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:26 pm

Electric_Head wrote:
magma wrote:The skin shouldn't be too much problem if you cook it slowly enough - once the person's been dead a little while it'll start sagging off anyway, like raw chicken or pork... probably need a half decent machete to make some scores in it so you can pull it apart once it's been cooked a bit. Maybe leave a couple of layers on so you get some crackling if you're going to roast your manjoint.

I'm not sure our limbs would be particularly tasty, but if you happen to find someone with a generously sized derierre you could probably hack it up and make it into a pretty nice Asserole.

May have been overthinking this.
Have you never bitten anyone?
I bit my cousin on the hand when he started fighting with me.
I must have been 8 or so but I still punctured his skin and left pretty good teeth marks on his hand.
Yeah, it wouldn't be too much of a problem. Our skin's nowhere near as tough as pigs, tbh.

I reckon Neck might be a good cut actually.... especially one of those protein-shake fed muscle-necks you see walking around gyms. Make a stock using the head and then slowcook the neck in it with some rosemary, bay leaves and mixed berries.

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Post by wub » Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:26 pm

teamhobson wrote:Yep, eat human if the human wasnt killed to be eaten.

C'mon then wub, we know you love a controversial topic without actually contributing haha, what you saying?
I voted as soon as I created it - yes.


Wouldn't give it a second thought. Not sure re; the killing aspect, my instincts say yes but you're never sure about killing someone until the opportunity is right in front of you.

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Post by Terpit » Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:28 pm

Rump or thigh would be the best IMO
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