A techno nerd reviews DJ Pauly D

[Hircine]

lost it at: 9:37pm – Pauly attempts to scratch for the first (of many) times. Someplace, somewhere, DJ Shadow shudders and doesn’t know why.

wow

[Johnlenham]

This comment in the bit below cracked me up aswell.

You went to a Pauly D gig and you are commenting on the fact that it was full of kids and he played commercial music ? Are you stupid ? He's a reality TV star on MTV, did you expect him to play 13 minute long Blue Amazon intros ?

One of the poorest, most anal pieces of ' journalism ' I have ever read. You sound like a jealous, angry little chinstroker and I am sure that you weren't missed when you left the establishment.

The only thing funnier than your nose-in-the-air, haughty ' review ' of the night is the fact that you seem to know every track he played.

My advice to you would be to avoid places where people go to enjoy themselves without the aid of a notepad and pen, as they seem to abhor you so. Rather stick to rubbing your thighs at the bootleg copy of Sasha @ The Afterparty in your basement.

[murky21]

hahaha this is awesome
"Pauly ends his set with Champagne Showers and promptly sprays the remaining crowd members with cheap sparkling wine. He then apologises for getting them “wet”, utilising his brain (barely) for the first time all night to employ cheap innuendo"
fucking gold

9.1 million fans on facebook - not including skillex, thats more than the entire dubstep scene put together.

DJ PAULY D

wow

[ultraspatial]

This comment in the bit below cracked me up aswell.

You went to a Pauly D gig and you are commenting on the fact that it was full of kids and he played commercial music ? Are you stupid ? He's a reality TV star on MTV, did you expect him to play 13 minute long Blue Amazon intros ?

One of the poorest, most anal pieces of ' journalism ' I have ever read. You sound like a jealous, angry little chinstroker and I am sure that you weren't missed when you left the establishment.

The only thing funnier than your nose-in-the-air, haughty ' review ' of the night is the fact that you seem to know every track he played.

My advice to you would be to avoid places where people go to enjoy themselves without the aid of a notepad and pen, as they seem to abhor you so. Rather stick to rubbing your thighs at the bootleg copy of Sasha @ The Afterparty in your basement.

Has a point, but fuck it, the review is hilarious

[syrup]

i dont think you quite understand how to use that gif tbh

^

nor the avatar

[Phase Down]

i dont think you quite understand how to use that gif tbh

watch out the troll police is checking