Off Topic (Everything besides dubstep)
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Doozle
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by Doozle » Fri May 03, 2013 12:24 am
Nevalo wrote:bro. i pull my pants down to the ground, shirt up under my chin. you get me.
No joke I went to use the customer toilet at my old work and there was a man at the urinal with his trousers and pants round his ankles wearing a coat mind.
Another time some took a shit in the cistern in the customer toilet so when it flushed shItty water would come out
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Sexual_Chocolate
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by Sexual_Chocolate » Fri May 03, 2013 12:25 am
Doozle wrote:Nevalo wrote:bro. i pull my pants down to the ground, shirt up under my chin. you get me.
No joke I went to use the customer toilet at my old work and there was a man at the urinal with his trousers and pants round his ankles wearing a coat mind.
Another time some took a
shit in the cistern in the customer toilet so when it flushed shItty water would come out

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SCope13
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by SCope13 » Fri May 03, 2013 12:26 am
Nevalo wrote:why? you got some secret code tattooed on your sac?

ultraspatial wrote:doing any sort of drug other than smoking crack is 5 panel.
incnic wrote:true headz tread a fine line between bitterness and euphoria - much like the best rave tunes
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dickman69
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by dickman69 » Fri May 03, 2013 12:30 am
how is this discussion...
if u pop ur balls out it cuts off flow in ur urethra then when u stop pissing & tuck ur whole genitalia back in ur pants ur dick drips b/c of the excess piss still inside
doesnt take long 2 figure this out
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Sheff
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by Sheff » Fri May 03, 2013 12:35 am
rayman612 wrote:how is this discussion...
if u pop ur balls out it cuts off flow in ur urethra then when u stop pissing & tuck ur whole genitalia back in ur pants ur dick drips b/c of the excess piss still inside
doesnt take long 2 figure this out
VOICE OF REASON

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Phigure
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by Phigure » Fri May 03, 2013 12:55 am
rayman612 wrote:how is this discussion...
if u pop ur balls out it cuts off flow in ur urethra then when u stop pissing & tuck ur whole genitalia back in ur pants ur dick drips b/c of the excess piss still inside
doesnt take long 2 figure this out
yuppp
i bet you poppers all have wet spots on your jeans after you piss
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kidshuffle
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by kidshuffle » Fri May 03, 2013 1:55 am
nope
Beats/
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TwitterLaszlo wrote:nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
.... 2Pac was a Jedi??

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Jizz
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by Jizz » Fri May 03, 2013 2:50 am
Phigure wrote:rayman612 wrote:how is this discussion...
if u pop ur balls out it cuts off flow in ur urethra then when u stop pissing & tuck ur whole genitalia back in ur pants ur dick drips b/c of the excess piss still inside
doesnt take long 2 figure this out
yuppp
i bet you poppers all have wet spots on your jeans after you piss

i thought i just wasnt very good at pissing lool
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syrup
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by syrup » Fri May 03, 2013 10:17 am
just shake it off afterwards
dubfordessert wrote:you can jizz on me if you want
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Forum
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by Forum » Fri May 03, 2013 10:20 am
This is the thread dubway made the forum for
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NiGHTS_24
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by NiGHTS_24 » Fri May 03, 2013 1:22 pm
i heard that in Germany there are no urinal's. So you have to sit on toilet because if try to lift the lid it will make a loud noise. This is done to stop the spread of germs.
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Forum
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by Forum » Fri May 03, 2013 1:36 pm
Germans are obsessed with people not getting piss on the seat for some reason
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fractal
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by fractal » Fri May 03, 2013 6:02 pm
Nevalo wrote:bro. i pull my pants down to the ground, shirt up under my chin. you get me.

sub.wise:.
slow down
epochalypso wrote:man dun no bout da 'nuum
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rockonin
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by rockonin » Fri May 03, 2013 7:37 pm
NiGHTS-24 wrote:i heard that in Germany there are no urinal's. So you have to sit on toilet because if try to lift the lid it will make a loud noise. This is done to stop the spread of germs.
I've been to Germany a few times and i have most certainly always pissed on the seat, i didn't hear any alarms go off lol
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Molzie
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by Molzie » Fri May 03, 2013 9:23 pm
how is this not 20 pages by now
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DRTY
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by DRTY » Fri May 03, 2013 9:25 pm
This is probably the most insane thread I've ever read. I can't believe people would keep them in. It's irrational.
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by sigbowls » Fri May 03, 2013 9:35 pm
my m8's are out when i sit and pee
blazen the raisin
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by Harkat » Fri May 03, 2013 9:47 pm
Open belt, undo buttons, pull front of pants down, whip out the whole set, piss, done.
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SCope13
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by SCope13 » Fri May 03, 2013 10:54 pm
rayman612 wrote:how is this discussion...
if u pop ur balls out it cuts off flow in ur urethra then when u stop pissing & tuck ur whole genitalia back in ur pants ur dick drips b/c of the excess piss still inside
doesnt take long 2 figure this out
this isn't an issue of you hold down your waistband when wearing shorts or unbutton/unzip properly when wearing jeans.
ultraspatial wrote:doing any sort of drug other than smoking crack is 5 panel.
incnic wrote:true headz tread a fine line between bitterness and euphoria - much like the best rave tunes
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