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balls out or balls in?

Pop the testes out
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17%
Keep the in (they're precious)
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42%
I sit down coz I'm well gay
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42%
 
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Re: When you piss...

Post by Doozle » Fri May 03, 2013 12:24 am

Nevalo wrote:bro. i pull my pants down to the ground, shirt up under my chin. you get me.
No joke I went to use the customer toilet at my old work and there was a man at the urinal with his trousers and pants round his ankles wearing a coat mind.

Another time some took a shit in the cistern in the customer toilet so when it flushed shItty water would come out

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Re: When you piss...

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Fri May 03, 2013 12:25 am

Doozle wrote:
Nevalo wrote:bro. i pull my pants down to the ground, shirt up under my chin. you get me.
No joke I went to use the customer toilet at my old work and there was a man at the urinal with his trousers and pants round his ankles wearing a coat mind.

Another time some took a shit in the cistern in the customer toilet so when it flushed shItty water would come out
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Re: When you piss...

Post by SCope13 » Fri May 03, 2013 12:26 am

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Re: When you piss...

Post by dickman69 » Fri May 03, 2013 12:30 am

how is this discussion...

if u pop ur balls out it cuts off flow in ur urethra then when u stop pissing & tuck ur whole genitalia back in ur pants ur dick drips b/c of the excess piss still inside

doesnt take long 2 figure this out
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Re: When you piss...

Post by Sheff » Fri May 03, 2013 12:35 am

rayman612 wrote:how is this discussion...

if u pop ur balls out it cuts off flow in ur urethra then when u stop pissing & tuck ur whole genitalia back in ur pants ur dick drips b/c of the excess piss still inside

doesnt take long 2 figure this out

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Re: When you piss...

Post by Phigure » Fri May 03, 2013 12:55 am

rayman612 wrote:how is this discussion...

if u pop ur balls out it cuts off flow in ur urethra then when u stop pissing & tuck ur whole genitalia back in ur pants ur dick drips b/c of the excess piss still inside

doesnt take long 2 figure this out
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Re: When you piss...

Post by kidshuffle » Fri May 03, 2013 1:55 am

nope
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Re: When you piss...

Post by Jizz » Fri May 03, 2013 2:50 am

Phigure wrote:
rayman612 wrote:how is this discussion...

if u pop ur balls out it cuts off flow in ur urethra then when u stop pissing & tuck ur whole genitalia back in ur pants ur dick drips b/c of the excess piss still inside

doesnt take long 2 figure this out
yuppp

i bet you poppers all have wet spots on your jeans after you piss
:o i thought i just wasnt very good at pissing lool

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Re: When you piss...

Post by syrup » Fri May 03, 2013 10:17 am

just shake it off afterwards
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Re: When you piss...

Post by Forum » Fri May 03, 2013 10:20 am

This is the thread dubway made the forum for
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Re: When you piss...

Post by NiGHTS_24 » Fri May 03, 2013 1:22 pm

i heard that in Germany there are no urinal's. So you have to sit on toilet because if try to lift the lid it will make a loud noise. This is done to stop the spread of germs.

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Re: When you piss...

Post by Forum » Fri May 03, 2013 1:36 pm

Germans are obsessed with people not getting piss on the seat for some reason
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Re: When you piss...

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Re: When you piss...

Post by fractal » Fri May 03, 2013 6:02 pm

Nevalo wrote:bro. i pull my pants down to the ground, shirt up under my chin. you get me.
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Re: When you piss...

Post by rockonin » Fri May 03, 2013 7:37 pm

NiGHTS-24 wrote:i heard that in Germany there are no urinal's. So you have to sit on toilet because if try to lift the lid it will make a loud noise. This is done to stop the spread of germs.
I've been to Germany a few times and i have most certainly always pissed on the seat, i didn't hear any alarms go off lol
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Re: When you piss...

Post by Molzie » Fri May 03, 2013 9:23 pm

how is this not 20 pages by now

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Re: When you piss...

Post by DRTY » Fri May 03, 2013 9:25 pm

This is probably the most insane thread I've ever read. I can't believe people would keep them in. It's irrational.

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Re: When you piss...

Post by sigbowls » Fri May 03, 2013 9:35 pm

my m8's are out when i sit and pee
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Re: When you piss...

Post by Harkat » Fri May 03, 2013 9:47 pm

Open belt, undo buttons, pull front of pants down, whip out the whole set, piss, done.
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Re: When you piss...

Post by SCope13 » Fri May 03, 2013 10:54 pm

rayman612 wrote:how is this discussion...

if u pop ur balls out it cuts off flow in ur urethra then when u stop pissing & tuck ur whole genitalia back in ur pants ur dick drips b/c of the excess piss still inside

doesnt take long 2 figure this out
this isn't an issue of you hold down your waistband when wearing shorts or unbutton/unzip properly when wearing jeans.
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