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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by ezza » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:59 pm

Mason wrote::cornlol: how did you get b&?
being a fucking idiot

drove back from fabric thinking i was alright and i wasn't

was pitch black and the police were like why dont u have your lights on? n i was just like 'uhh sun' :u:
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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by Genevieve » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:01 pm

The way gwa talks about girls I wouldn't be surprised if he was a virgin or once got a handjob in the dark
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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by titchbit » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:03 pm

lol so you chaps call DUIs "getting banned" in the UK?

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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by ezza » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:03 pm

either that or he's actually so good at it he doesn't realise he's being big headed :lol:

big ups if its the latter
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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by gwa » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:05 pm

i'm sure a few people on here can vouch for me
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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by ezza » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:07 pm

dubunked wrote:lol so you chaps call DUIs "getting banned" in the UK?
yeah... you get banned for it

dumbest thing i've ever done. if i would of waited like an hour or two i would of been fine :u:
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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by titchbit » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:09 pm

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dubunked wrote:lol so you chaps call DUIs "getting banned" in the UK?
yeah... you get banned for it

dumbest thing i've ever done. if i would of waited like an hour or two i would of been fine :u:
so you can never drive again (legally, that is)?

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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by ezza » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:13 pm

dubunked wrote:
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dubunked wrote:lol so you chaps call DUIs "getting banned" in the UK?
yeah... you get banned for it

dumbest thing i've ever done. if i would of waited like an hour or two i would of been fine :u:
so you can never drive again (legally, that is)?
nahh, tbf i think i might even be allowed again

i got an 18 month ban - but im at uni n not planning on driving again for a long time
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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by Genevieve » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:24 pm

gwa wrote:i'm sure a few people on here can vouch for me
Yeah whatever, I don't really have anything against you and it was more of an impulse post. But when I'm at my most "prolific" I tend to talk about it the least and same with others that I know. To each thr own
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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by wolf89 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:26 pm

There's a difference between stating what's going on and boasting though that's not going to come across on the internet though. I mean my mates who are constantly getting it do talk about it just not in a boastful way.

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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by BonerJams04 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:27 pm

teach me gwa
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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by Genevieve » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:29 pm

wolf89 wrote:There's a difference between stating what's going on and boasting though that's not going to come across on the internet though. I mean my mates who are constantly getting it do talk about it just not in a boastful way.
It's more about the way it's brought up. Some people just kind of shoehorn it into the conversation where it's barely relevant
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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by ultraspatial » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:34 pm

last tuesday. girlfriend's been really ill for a week now :(

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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by wolf89 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:35 pm

right yeah for sure, I don't think Gwa particularly did that though here.

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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by gwa » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:38 pm

well, you know, this thread is called 'when was the last time you got some' :)

wolf is right though. i only really share stories on here that are half interesting, the rest i don't even both bringing up.

a friend of mine said that people think i'm quite misogynist because i treat women really badly and it kinda hit a nerve. yeah i have a lot of one night stands and but i'm really honest with them before hand and i'll tell them straight up that it's a 12 hour thing (sadly this doesn't seem to work and a lot of them continue to text me for days after.... like i'm fucking lying).
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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by ezza » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:07 pm

gwa wrote:(sadly this doesn't seem to work and a lot of them continue to text me for days after.... like i'm fucking lying).
this never happens to me

i scare them off with a morning bottle of frostys

should try it bro
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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by Genevieve » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:09 pm

Don't make eye contact with them for at least 30 minutes after fucking them.
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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by Gewze » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:09 pm

sunday. shes on holiday

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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by titchbit » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:14 pm

Genevieve wrote:Don't make eye contact with them for at least 30 minutes after fucking them.
LOL do women form stronger attachments via eye contact in the 30 minutes following an orgasm?

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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:14 pm

Agent 47 wrote:
gwa wrote:(sadly this doesn't seem to work and a lot of them continue to text me for days after.... like i'm fucking lying).
this never happens to me

i scare them off with a morning bottle of frostys

should try it bro


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