TUNA! LIVES FOREVER

[nowaysj]

Dude, our doctor couldn't be fucked to show up for the delivery. He was in the next building and with then new 911 security, he made it a personal protest to not show up when needed. This nurse who was awesome beyond belief and should have been driving a porsche home to her house in bel aire and a fucking intern delivered my girl. She literally popped out. Actually shot out. My wife is as strong as an ox, 6 footer, basketball scholarship and shit. I think she pushed, and boom. The doc ducked under this wall of blood, and somehow still managed to catch my girl, and I mean catch like a football. Kudos to him. Could have easily watched my newborn fall head first a couple of feet onto a linoleum floor. Good job doogie!

NWJ True storey #198

[Aufnahmewindwuschel]

i coudlnt care less when hannah montana appared again
but yeah hope we can make some pointless tunes again finally

[nowaysj]

Yay! Restraints!

Alright you freek, I'mma come up with some stuff for you.

[Aufnahmewindwuschel]

Dude, our doctor couldn't be fucked to show up for the delivery. He was in the next building and with then new 911 security, he made it a personal protest to not show up when needed. This nurse who was awesome beyond belief and should have been driving a porsche home to her house in bel aire and a fucking intern delivered my girl. She literally popped out. Actually shot out. My wife is as strong as an ox, 6 footer, basketball scholarship and shit. I think she pushed, and boom. The doc ducked under this wall of blood, and somehow still managed to catch my girl, and I mean catch like a football. Kudos to him. Could have easily watched my newborn fall head first a couple of feet onto a linoleum floor. Good job doogie!

NWJ True storey #198

[SunkLo]

NWJ has the bestest stories.

[nowaysj]

kurk ona wip, fuck I was sleeping on you guys. Amazing.

[Aufnahmewindwuschel]

never sleep on the bury bros

[5415]

I'd like to say im on this but it takes me abouyt a month to get anything half decent finished so dunno. Whats the theme anyway

[nowaysj]

Centaur or what is the name of human animal mixes... That is the theme!

[alphacat]

I believe the word is Chimera.

Either that or transgenetic parahuman freakazoidberg, TPF for short.

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Used to think that only the tracks that had the benefit of time, attention, and full mixdown were my best: then I realized that my best tracks were actually those where most of the idea came quickly in one short session.

FWIW.

[nowaysj]

Definitely the case with me. It is like heart donation, I've only got so long while the organ is viable. The longer it goes the worse it is . Can do a mix as a separate process, but for the writing and arranging and first mix.

[dougriley]

I've never gotten down on this ting before. What's the deal? Centaur vibe? Anything goes?

[nowaysj]

Yeah, anything goes. Only rule really is turn in on Saturday, and leave some feedback for your fellow tuna riders.

Theme if you want to play with it is chimerism. Like Bud's buff swan, or a centaur.

And thanks for that, alpha, my brother from another mother, like literally, first time I saw this guy I didn't want to go up to him because we looked so ridiculously similar.

Anybody heard of microchimerism I think it is called, and the theory that microchimerism damages women who have multiple sexual partners?

[Jizz]

lol, centaurhorsechimera just couldnt hack it could he... oh well, more tuna for us

[nowaysj]

[Aufnahmewindwuschel]

started sth (something :3)

[nowaysj]

ah ha!

You'd already finished something Bud! Not fair. You are disqualified by talent and productivity. Sorry!

[Aufnahmewindwuschel]

haha yeah no this one is tuff what does a fox say i dunno

[mks]

Is this Shark week for Tunas?

[nowaysj]

Yes, u get the idea!