Ninja Haiku

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:15 pm

I, Particle-Jim,
wear pretty dresses sometimes,
my fiancee disapproves

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:22 pm

Genevieve wrote:This is DSF
We don't listen to dubstep
Strictly one thirty

one thirty is wack
I dont care what blackdown thinks
dubstep is better

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:24 pm

haikus are stupid
i don't get the point of them
they don't even rhyme

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:24 pm

Tubes are still fucked up
Need alternative transport
Taking a boat home

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:25 pm

m8son wrote:haikus are stupid
i don't get the point of them
they don't even rhyme

A bit of structure
Helps with creativity
Plus it kills bare time

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:29 pm

i will make one rhyme
what a complete waste of time
can't think of this line

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:29 pm

magma wrote:Tubes are still fucked up
Need alternative transport
Taking a boat home

I envy you Si,
208 from Lewisham
my only option

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:33 pm

M8son, there's more than
Iambic pentameter
Haikus poems too.

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:36 pm

i don't understand
what you are trying to say
please elaborate

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:38 pm

Didn't think you would
I used some pretty long words
Unfair on your brain

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:39 pm

your condescension
is rather misguided as
your haiku lacked sense

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:44 pm

It's a form of verse
The most common one might say
But others are too.

Rhyme is an option
But beauty is in the flow
Just ask sd5

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:47 pm

beauty in the flow?
no wonder yours are ugly
perhaps you should rhyme

Genevieve · Post by **Genevieve** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:52 pm

m8son loves hippies
he sits in drum cricles daily
take a hit of this

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:57 pm

my hate for hippies
is increasing by the day
i want them all dead

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:57 pm

In the eye of the beholder
M8son's beauty not found
He looks like turd

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:00 pm

i may look like turd
at least i can count and know
how to write haiku

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:01 pm

You know how to use Wikipedia

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:02 pm

are you suggesting
i am getting my haikus
from the internet?

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:04 pm

You'd never even heard of them before this thread

Shit, acting like you know haikus