HOLDTIGHT ,
,I WAS EXSPECTING THIS

BUT NEARLY GOT THIS
OUT TO THE LADY WHO ASKED GRAND IF WERE GONNA DIE,
DROPPING INTO SLOVENIA LITERALLY , I CHOSE WHICH PASSPORT TO USE AND WE ALL CROSSED THE BORDER , ONCE SAFE IN AUSTRIA I STARTED TO NOTICE WEIRD THINGS HAPPENING , BERTS HEAD SEEMED TO HAVE SHRUNK AND HE BECAME OBCESSED ABOUT US ALL HAVING A GROUP BATH IN BEER?
AND GRAND STARTED WEARING RATHER FEMININE JEWELLERY AND SWAPPED CLOTHES WITH AN AUSTRIAN GUY IN THE BAR HMMMMMMM
AND THERE WAS SOME DUBIOUS FLUID WAS WAS FOUND ON THE FRONT OF GRANDS TROUSERS , HMMMMM
AFTER MANY

AND MUCH
Kaesespaetzle
OUT TO MY LADY CHARLES , OUR GERMAN TRANSLATOR , WITHOUT HER WE WOULD HAVE BEEN IN MCDONALDS AND A LOT MORE SOBER INNIT XX
WE ROLLED ON DOWN TOWN TO THE RAVE
WELL OUT TO KROMESTAR ON THE FIRST SET , WHAT I LOVE ABOUT DUBSTEP , IS THERES NO WARM UP DJS , KROMIE BRINGING HIS OWN BRAND OF DEEPNESS TO THE FLOOR , STRICTLY MEDITATION MUSIC , WHAT THE FUCK THE LAST TRACK HE PLAYED WAS I DONT KNOW BUT IT UNLEASHED THE DEEP MEDI BEAST , THE SHNAPPS ARE ROOLING THICK N FAST , OUT TO HIJACK ON THE TAUREAN INJECTIONS , THEM BOTTLES KICK BRUV , AROUND THIS TIME IT ROLLS INTO ONE AND GETS MESSY WAVE AFTER WAVE OF DEEP SOUNDS FROM THE DEEP MEDI FAM , WAVE AFTER WAVE OF DRINKS , SOME SERIOUS BROKEBACK SKANKING , NO ALEX NOT BROKEBACK MOUNTIAN , ALTHOUGHT SEEMED THAT WAY A LITTLE AFTER THE RAVE WHEN BERT DRAGGED US INTO A IN A LATE NIGHT SEX CINEMA TO SEE CHET AND YOU STUCK TO SOME DIRTY SEATS WHILE WE BROCKED OUT TO GABBA AND JUNGLE PLAYED AT 300 BPM
TOP TIMES , THE BEST FUN IVE HAD ON A DANCE FLOOR SINCE LEEDS LAST WEEK , OUT TO ALL THE TRAVELLARS FROM FAR AND WIDE , HOLDTIGHT BUDAPEST YA LARGE , A BIG SHOUT TO ELLI AND HER CREW FER THE TOP HOSPITALITY AND A BIG NIGHT , OUT TO ALL THE DEEP MEDI FAM WE WILL SEE YA AT THE NEXT ONE ,
BLESS UP CHAZ BERT CHET GRAND AND ALEX BIG TIMES U MUPPETS