DRUNK ACCIDENTS!

8bitboi · Post by **8bitboi** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:20 pm

drunken storys ,, rite ok

last summer thort it would be a good idea to get wasted on j.d an beers

well me and a mate met up with a few girls from sweeden lol
got 2 bottles of jd and crate of beers got to my place and started drinkin and rollin bigg meaty spliffs , all was going well untill the girls turned round and said lets have a comp, (who can drink j.d the fastest)

me thinkin im super hard lol drank a full bottle of jd in 5 mintes ,
the girls whent the shop for food ,, in the short space of time (20 mintes)
i had smashed my flat up started drop kickin tables an kickin peoples doors in (well trying to)

sweedish girls come back to a flat smashed up and me in bed sleepin.

then in the moring i wake up to a flat smashed up and a 80 pound fine for something ,i look out side and see about 4 chairs and other bits out of my flat on the road, i thort i had been robbed or my mates had taken the piss out of me and smashed up the flat .. i phoned my mate saying what the fuck happend last nite , he said i blacked out in a rage and smashed things up lol

i can say now that i will never be drinkin jd again lol

tempest · Post by **tempest** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:25 pm

the decoy wrote:I broke a moounbounce once.

this is the story as told to me after the fact, I was either so drunk I don'tremember what happened, or I landed on my hed kawsing dainbraamage, or a little of both. We were all drunk bouncing about in the moonbounce that one of my friends had at a party. Towards the end of the night I got wedged into the crevasse, formed by the bottom bouncy part and the walls.

they say I ripped the material holding them together and was "birthed" out of it. This is signifigant becasue I am a very lardge dude. it made a big hole.

I do very vaguely remember laying in the grass staring up at the stars while voices from inside the bounce were discussing my well being in hushed tones. apparently I said "Naw dude, I'm ok, I'll just lay here for a bit".

not many things on the board make me actually 'lol' but this is classic..

infact this whole thread is fuckin lol..

I can't think of a real good story, but when i first turned 18 and hit the local pub.. had a lot too many, then while leaving the premises decided to take a blind run down a retaining wall which was a damn steep decent made up of big chunky boulders. got near the bottom before getting my ankle caught and landing face first onto the pavement at the bottom... then went for an early morning hospital visit to get stitches in my chin

capsule · Post by **capsule** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:46 pm

tempest wrote:
the decoy wrote:I broke a moounbounce once.

this is the story as told to me after the fact, I was either so drunk I don'tremember what happened, or I landed on my hed kawsing dainbraamage, or a little of both. We were all drunk bouncing about in the moonbounce that one of my friends had at a party. Towards the end of the night I got wedged into the crevasse, formed by the bottom bouncy part and the walls.

they say I ripped the material holding them together and was "birthed" out of it. This is signifigant becasue I am a very lardge dude. it made a big hole.

I do very vaguely remember laying in the grass staring up at the stars while voices from inside the bounce were discussing my well being in hushed tones. apparently I said "Naw dude, I'm ok, I'll just lay here for a bit".
not many things on the board make me actually 'lol' but this is classic..

infact this whole thread is fuckin lol..
I can't think of a real good story, but when i first turned 18 and hit the local pub.. had a lot too many, then while leaving the premises decided to take a blind run down a retaining wall which was a damn steep decent made up of big chunky boulders. got near the bottom before getting my ankle caught and landing face first onto the pavement at the bottom... then went for an early morning hospital visit to get stitches in my chin

Well, its lol but im still walking around with fake teeth and cant eat properly...

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:56 pm

i was down by gabriels wharf one time, where they've got these big rockin chairs in the shape of animals, i'd been out most of the night and winded up there with one of my best mates, josh.

we had a few more beers on top of the many already consumed and decided to have a race on the rocking chairs, i rocked my lion chair so fuckin fast that it tipped right over, sending me flying over the top and getting my lower body trapped under a solid oak lion that flipped right onto me

tempest · Post by **tempest** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:06 pm

Capsule wrote:Well, its lol but im still walking around with fake teeth and cant eat properly...

You're story is an exeption man, that shits horrible luck...

A mate of mine actually was running for a train up a slight incline, and had to pull his pants up or something, so he put his beer bottle in his mouth while he ran and pulled em up... Ended up falling directly onto his face smashing the bottle all in his mouth and face..

All his front teeth were gone for ages... But now he's all stitched up and got some new teeth

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:16 pm

I used to work on a small resort island in upper Michigan, Mackinac Island. There's no cars allowed on this small island, to keep with the colonial feel, just horse-drawn carridges and bikes. Most of the houses and buildings are on one corner and the backside is pretty much uninhabited state park. Theres a small paved road that follows the shoreline the whole way around the island with a marker at each mile, making 7 nice little stopping points.

All the under-age employees on the island would get together for what we called 'Road Jams', which was basically getting as much beer/alcohol as we could and riding around the island in the dark, stopping at each mile marker for a beer or two. I remember after one of those stops on one of the bigger Jams, I was riding near the front of the pack of about 30 kids on bikes, and I heard the sound of two bike tires rubbing together, then about 25 people hitting the ground. I looked back to see a twisted 25 person pile-up of bikes and people! No real injuries other than minor road rash, but I almost fell off my bike laughing when I saw it. Good times.

capsule · Post by **capsule** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:52 pm

tempest wrote:
Capsule wrote:Well, its lol but im still walking around with fake teeth and cant eat properly...
You're story is an exeption man, that shits horrible luck...

A mate of mine actually was running for a train up a slight incline, and had to pull his pants up or something, so he put his beer bottle in his mouth while he ran and pulled em up... Ended up falling directly onto his face smashing the bottle all in his mouth and face..

All his front teeth were gone for ages... But now he's all stitched up and got some new teeth

Damn...Very painful, i feel a lucky person now! Thanks for cheering me up!

emcee child · Post by **emcee child** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:10 pm

Drunken Skanking in San Francisco resulted in me tearing my ACL and being on an orthopedic cane for 6-9months.

j rock · Post by **j rock** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:12 pm

god damn mikey!

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:13 pm

Emcee Child wrote:Drunken Skanking in San Francisco resulted in me tearing my ACL and being on an orthopedic cane for 6-9months.

Feck.. That.

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:05 pm

Guinness makes your sick a horrible black colour

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:14 pm

i have no drunken stories.. im so envious !

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