Ham Touchers Anonymous

ex-ham-toucher · Post by **ex-ham-toucher** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:04 pm

datura wrote:
Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:
d.three wrote:Hi, my name is d.three and I am a Ham Toucher.

Aah, it feels much better now.
It's like a hammy weight has been lifted isn't it? You have taken the first step. Well done.
"hey big boy, i know you want to touch me...feel that hammy moistness on your fingertips.."

Get that ham out of here AT ONCE! You will undo years of hard work.

d_three · Post by **d_three** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:05 pm

Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:
datura wrote:
Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:
d.three wrote:Hi, my name is d.three and I am a Ham Toucher.

Aah, it feels much better now.
It's like a hammy weight has been lifted isn't it? You have taken the first step. Well done.
"hey big boy, i know you want to touch me...feel that hammy moistness on your fingertips.."

Get that ham out of here AT ONCE! You will undo years of hard work.

ex-ham-toucher · Post by **ex-ham-toucher** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:05 pm

Oh...d.three. You make me very sad.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:06 pm

hahahahahaha

d_three · Post by **d_three** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:07 pm

Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:Oh...d.three. You make me very sad.

but it feels so good...

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:07 pm

would you have us all looking like this fat beefy tnuc?

touching ham is part of our national identity that our grandfathers DIED for in their DROVES.

it is every englishman's duty to touch ham on a daily basis. the church of ham is nothing to be feared - they do sterling work in the community and provide a haven from the depravities of beef, chicken, turkey and lamb that today's media bombard us with every second of the day.

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:08 pm

pk- wrote:

would you have us all looking like this fat beefy tnuc?

touching ham is part of our national identity that our grandfathers DIED for in their DROVES.

it is every englishman's duty to touch ham on a daily basis. the church of ham is nothing to be feared - they do sterling work in the community and provide a haven from the depravities of beef, chicken, turkey and lamb that today's media bombard us with every second of the day.

Can i have an A-men?

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:08 pm

Thank you pk, you are a true Ninja. You have earned the right to be shown the way of the ham... check ya pms

ex-ham-toucher · Post by **ex-ham-toucher** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:09 pm

d.three wrote:
Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:Oh...d.three. You make me very sad.

but it feels so good...

It's not too late. A relapse is a relapse...you can still do it. I know the moist pinkness of ham is alluring, but for the sake of your soul and the rest of ninjamanity, you must resist.

thief · Post by **thief** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:10 pm

Do not deny yourself. It is not a sin to be happy. Ham is happiness. Embrace the Ham.

ex-ham-toucher · Post by **ex-ham-toucher** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:11 pm

pk- wrote:it is every englishman's duty to touch ham on a daily basis. the church of ham is nothing to be feared - they do sterling work in the community and provide a haven from the depravities of beef, chicken, turkey and lamb that today's media bombard us with every second of the day.

pk- my child, although you have wasted years in a hammy wilderness, it is not too late for you.

You have been brainwashed by the Church of Ham into believing their hammy propaganda.

ex-ham-toucher · Post by **ex-ham-toucher** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:12 pm

thief wrote:Do not deny yourself. It is not a sin to be happy. Ham is happiness. Embrace the Ham.

That's not even ham.

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:12 pm

To deny life's pleasures, is to lead an unfulfilled and painful existence. Be true to yourself and caress that ham once again. You will be forgiven in time for your diversion from the path of the righteous.

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:13 pm

Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:
thief wrote:Do not deny yourself. It is not a sin to be happy. Ham is happiness. Embrace the Ham.

That's not even ham.

we don't believe in discrimination in our church

ex-ham-toucher · Post by **ex-ham-toucher** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:13 pm

datura wrote:To deny life's pleasures, is to lead an unfulfilled and painful existence. Be true to yourself and caress that ham once again. You will be forgiven in time for your diversion from the path of the righteous.

Don't quote from the Bible of Ham. It was written by Forensix after a three day bender on meths and ham. It is worthless.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:13 pm

Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:
kidlogic wrote:Why? I am shocked by this turn of events. There is nothing wrong with a bit of ham touching. Why the sudden backlash? This will only cause further separation in the ranks of what was once a proud family of Ninja brethren. Why break apart our once unified ranks based on someone's choice of protein tactility?

The C.O.H. is no longer involved in any type of forum infiltration or any other internet tomfoolery which will bring any sort of reprecusion upon the Hideout, so again I ask why?

When will the hamism end? Hamists have no place in the Ninja ranks.
It is the formation of the Church of Ham that caused the schism to begin with. You have been brainwashed. It is only a matter of time before you are asked to 'disconnect' with your fellow ninjas. Turn your back on your hammy ways and come back to a world that does not discriminate between meat based snacks.

I dissagree... it is you who have been brainwashed to act out against the Holy Hammy Church. If you are so strong in your newfound beliefs, why not come out with your true identity? Why hide behind a new account?

thief · Post by **thief** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:14 pm

Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:
thief wrote:Do not deny yourself. It is not a sin to be happy. Ham is happiness. Embrace the Ham.

That's not even ham.

Correct! Just think how happy REAL ham will make you. TOUCH IT.

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:14 pm

STOP TOUCHING HAM YOU GUYS - TRY TOUCHING SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE JUICY!!!

it will help...

ex-ham-toucher · Post by **ex-ham-toucher** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:15 pm

thief wrote:Correct! Just think how happy REAL ham will make you. TOUCH IT.

Well, okay, just a little touch...NO! No, I have worked too long and hard to be tempted like this!

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:15 pm

Sin's of the HAM, do not go unpunished.

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