the official "I hate my co-worker thread"

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:58 pm

There's a woman behind me who types on her keyboard like she's playing one of those 'whack-a-mole' games. Thumps every key proper hard. It really grates on me, but no-one else seems to give a shit.

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:59 pm

here is the latest

I just cleaned those files off my desk

this was accompanied by maniacal laughter

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:59 pm

throw ham at her

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:00 pm

unklefesta wrote:
stanton wrote:There was an annoying person here but she was a gay Somalian woman who enjoyed listening to world music so we had her shot.
I spit coffee on my computer when I read that

if it was an immigrant keyboard it probably deserved it. All these bloody foreign computer peripherals coming over here and stealing out computer peripherals jobs, makes me bloody sick it does. Eee by ek.

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:03 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:throw ham at her

Whole new level to this church of ham now

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:03 pm

[rant] Because I'm the youngest I get given all the dowty jobs, like last week I had to crush cardboard boxes for like two hours, then I wasn't even allowed a cigarette break, bastards. They also play shit music, make me come off lunch early and just are generally dick's. They can be alright sometimes but often their quite annoying [rant/]

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:03 pm

Thomas wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:throw ham at her
Whole new level to this church of ham now

mr hams dan u

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:04 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:I work with this massive fat cow who is always ill, who always moans no matter what, has "more work than everyone else" and above all is completely rude to the rest of the staff.

fair enough she is ill alot she's old. She currently has less active cases than me and billed less than half i did in the last quarter and god forbid if I am ever rude to her......

I hate the cow I wish she'd shut the fuck up for one second a day

Don't talk about your mum like that.

badger · Post by **badger** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:05 pm

unklefesta wrote:here is the latest

I just cleaned those files off my desk
this was accompanied by maniacal laughter

god we've got one of these. properly weird and tells you the most pointless things then laughs like a loon. thankfully she only works evenings so don't have to deal with her too much

badger · Post by **badger** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:10 pm

forgot about the token camp guy (homo) on evening working hours. he tells the most ridiculous stories ever. he was telling the other evening workers that he'd starting using DNAge because he was getting wrinkles (he's 18!) and getting them all to feel his face once, but he was so bright and shiny red it was hilarious. and the other day he was telling them about how he's entering a dance contest with his mum next week and has to lift her over his head, and of course he did the actions... somehow they all seem to love him but i get close to having a hernia with surpressing laughter most nights

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:18 pm

LOL

some people dont have the filters that tell you to not think aloud

this lady once ran down her list of meds and it wasn't a short list at all

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:21 pm

The people I talk to everyday on the phone at work:

Hi it's 'insert name' from 'insert firm' no homo, how you doing you alrite? yeah "good good"what's the fucking need to say it twice?? Ive had the smae person ask me the same fucking question, using the same tone of voice over 10 times in one day. IF YOU ASKED ME IF I WAS ALRITE TEN MINUTES AGO THEN WHAT'S THE NEED TO KEEP ASKING ME EVERY FUCKING TIME YOU CALL? IT'S NOT POLITE IT'S JUST PLAIN FUCKING MINDLESS DRIVEL CHIT CHAT BULLSHIT.

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forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:21 pm

someone just spent half an hour trying to get the photocopier to work and was punching and kicking it.

I told her that A3 paper doesn't go in the A4 drawer and got called a "smart arse" for it

badger · Post by **badger** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:24 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:I told her that A3 paper doesn't go in the A4 drawer and got called a "smart arse" for it

fancy pants homo are we?

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:26 pm

badger wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:I told her that A3 paper doesn't go in the A4 drawer and got called a "smart arse" for it
fancy pants homo are we?

yes m8-t

datura · Post by **datura** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:30 pm

the sneaky so and so was on MSN chat all day as well

she's not been the same since i was bored so started flirting via e-mail (she told me she was a lesbian but gave great head

) and i was just messing about and said WOULD YOU?? and she said yeah and asked me the same. Maybe i shouldn't have said 'No way'.

But seriously, no way.

no homo

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:55 pm

I don't hate my co workers but they do seem to find stuff like dogs and children funny/important and they make jokes about market research

I hate offices

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:59 pm

Shonky wrote:
unklefesta wrote:
datura wrote:i got banned from using this forum at work

damn you miserable snitching girl who sits next to me
inspired by datura

besides being a complete and total nut job...

my co-worker thinks out loud and anytime she completes the most meaningless task, I have to hear about it.

I truly dont give a fuck
Do you reckon she's got a thread somewhere complaining about your absolute dismissiveness of her minor acheivements?

LMAO if she was on Dubstepforum as well.

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:53 pm

she's not

I tell noone about the place I go to find sanity (and sometimes insanity)

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