Some people knocked on my door today...

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:30 pm

Delendi wrote:it's 'nee' isn't it?

fuckin love life of brian. we tried to watch it on laser disc and projector screen in amsterdam but we couldn't get it in colour or with any sound

So what you're saying is you once sat and stared at the wall in Amsterdam?

I can dig it

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:31 pm

And, yeah, it is "Nee"

Roadrunner is the knight who says "Meep"

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:12 pm

In an effort to stear this thread away from a Monty Python Appreciation Society get-together (and I love Monty Python before anyone starts) and back to the "shit jokes I have heard recently" thread that I think it was supposed to be,

get on this

What's the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes?

The jokes will get old.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:13 pm

kidlogic wrote:
dubluke wrote:
felixGash wrote:Lol, you know what, I've never seen Monty's Holy Grail.. was wondering what to watch in bed now and this reminded me that I've got it on my external, Macbook > DVI > Plasma > Bed.
you haven't seen holy grail?? flix...there's something....just....not right...about having not seen holy grail

you best get watching bruv its hilarious

and yes it is nee del, why the fuck would it be meep diss?? they demand a shrubbery also
I fart in your general direction.

you engleeeeeeeesh pigdog

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:15 pm

whats the best thing about twenty one year olds??

there's twenty of them

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:16 pm

I don't know why I bother sometimes

What does a man with 2 left feet wear on the beach?

Flip flips.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:17 pm

haha

i don't think i should tell my favourite jokes as i feel it would lead to a very swift ban

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:17 pm

what do you do after licking bald fanny?

put the nappy back on

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:17 pm

Two blondes walk into a building..

you'd think at least one of them would have seen it

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:18 pm

Ha ha good one Luke.

What's pink, slippery and a foot long?

A pink slipper

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:18 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e2kaQqxmQ0

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:26 pm

Enough with the Life of Brian already! If you really want to keep it Python check out the origin of the waffer theen meent otherwise can we please keep it locked with the shit and/or offensive (I didn't just say that) "jokes"?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:27 pm

whats small and red and goes up and down in a lift..

a tomoato

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:29 pm

deamonds wrote:whats small and red and goes up and down in a lift..

a tomoato

Pearler mate

What's brown and runny?

Ben Johnson

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:33 pm

good 1..

a black swan walks into a pub...asks for a pint..

barman: "amazing..what a coincidence i named my pub after you"

black swan: "what...alan?"

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:35 pm

ha ha

A cheese burger walks into a bar and asks for a pint and the barman says "Sorry we don't serve food"

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:46 pm

dubluke wrote:haha

i don't think i should tell my favourite jokes as i feel it would lead to a very swift ban

Aww gwan

You're among friends (?!?)

Is it worse than this?

What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?

The seven year old boy in the boot of my car

*Quickly heads for door*

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:48 pm

lol trust, i know some fucking horrible ones

would chuck em out there any other time but pretty sure would land me with some banning, don't really want that, and to be honest i'm not that keen on purposefully offending people

call me a pussy if you will

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:50 pm

pussy

just doing as instructed, sorry m8

gena · Post by **gena** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:51 pm

EEk... I never open the door, don't have any peekhole + I've only got bad experiences from opening the door when I weren't expecting company. Once it was Jehova's, trying to sell me some books... and once i got served some penalty for not paying for my tv channels for several years...

Some people knocked on my door today...

Oh for fuck's sake

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