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ytee · Post by **ytee** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:51 pm

smutek wrote:I used to like ham but then I stopped eating red meat and chicken a little while back because my wife was afraid that my arteries were slowly turning into cheese steak grease and that I was going to drop dead of a heart attack.

Her being 9 years my junior it eventually began dawn on me that her fears were perhaps not entirely unrealistic and one day while waiting in line at the grocery store deli to buy some ham (seriously) I realized she wasn't being morbid, just real. I did eat cheese steak and fries with gravy nearly every night. I do sit in front of a computer all day ery day. I just might be a heart attack waiting to happen.

Since I dont want to drop dead any time soon and also did not feel like waiting in line for lunch meat I just said fuck it and have not consumed any land living meat since. This was about 3 months ago.

Though I no longer consume it Ham still occupies a sunny place in my memories.

So, yes, I do like ham.

That was both educational and inspiring...I would like to congratulate you and take you out for a soda pop.

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:17 pm

get out while you still can

shane · Post by **shane** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:00 am

hello

tempest · Post by **tempest** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:07 am

Well mate. You can still touch ham and your missus will be sweet..

Welcome aboard.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:23 am

welcome to the place where we can ALL be twats

safe, good to have you here

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:53 pm

These kids are distorted - They are referring to the other, more secret and delicate ham.

I'm from Delaware..so you are like, a neighbor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0q-9aFzIbU

ytee · Post by **ytee** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:56 pm

kamala wrote:get out while you still can

you know damn well you can't ever leave here.

badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:25 pm

ytee wrote:
kamala wrote:get out while you still can
you know damn well you can't ever leave here.

yeah just ask blizzard

and to smutek.. you don't have to eat the ham, just touch it

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:31 pm

big up from ya new zealand fam smutek! peeeeas!

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:51 pm

smutek wrote:I used to like ham but then I stopped eating red meat and chicken a little while back because my wife was afraid that my arteries were slowly turning into cheese steak grease and that I was going to drop dead of a heart attack.

Her being 9 years my junior it eventually began dawn on me that her fears were perhaps not entirely unrealistic and one day while waiting in line at the grocery store deli to buy some ham (seriously) I realized she wasn't being morbid, just real. I did eat cheese steak and fries with gravy nearly every night. I do sit in front of a computer all day ery day. I just might be a heart attack waiting to happen.

Since I dont want to drop dead any time soon and also did not feel like waiting in line for lunch meat I just said fuck it and have not consumed any land living meat since. This was about 3 months ago.

Though I no longer consume it Ham still occupies a sunny place in my memories.

So, yes, I do like ham.

I was talking about having your way with the ham, not eating it

drksteppa · Post by **drksteppa** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:52 pm

welcome

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:47 am

G'day mate.
Another survivor crawls up on the shores of friendly Dubstep Island.

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