Noises that really piss you off

datura · Post by **datura** » Tue May 06, 2008 1:08 pm

whiny voices - speak properly or i'll punch you i the throat!

crunching gears

metal on teeth (like when you hit your front nashers with a poorly controlled fork(

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue May 06, 2008 1:10 pm

Shit, I can't believe I forgot this one. The noise of people chewing their food with their mouth open.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Tue May 06, 2008 1:20 pm

Vonboyage wrote:1500+ people imitating the melody of Night @ stupid outdoor festivals.

lol, that is long, that and my brother whistling it all the fucking time

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue May 06, 2008 1:23 pm

Housemates having sex. People having sex that I don't know, that's tolerable. At least if you're being kept awake by it a wank isn't off the cards.

But if it's housemates that are doing the wild thing, having a wank just seems in bad taste, and a little weird. One of my old housemates, his missus got drunk one night and told us how much she loved it up the arse. From then on, anytime I heard them at it I swore blind there was a point where her pitch changed, and that was when he was slipping her the wrong 'un.

Not fucking good at all.

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Tue May 06, 2008 1:34 pm

I hate people who make noise when they eat. Shut your fucking mouth you rude tnuc.

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Tue May 06, 2008 1:35 pm

people eating, it just grinds on me, I have no idea why..... I HATE IT THOUGH!!!

Edit:

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:I hate people who make noise when they eat. Shut your fucking mouth you rude tnuc.

haha didnt see that, but I concur

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue May 06, 2008 1:35 pm

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:I hate people who make noise when they eat. Shut your fucking mouth you rude tnuc.

lol if there was one person who's have the same hatred for that as me, it was gonna be Baron.

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Tue May 06, 2008 1:38 pm

my mother

soldjaaa_chik · Post by **soldjaaa_chik** » Tue May 06, 2008 1:43 pm

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:I hate people who make noise when they eat. Shut your fucking mouth you rude tnuc.

I remember being about 8 and my brother was doing that, i got so angry i went of crying.

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Tue May 06, 2008 1:54 pm

soldjaaa_chik wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:I hate people who make noise when they eat. Shut your fucking mouth you rude tnuc.
I remember being about 8 and my brother was doing that, i got so angry i went of crying.

my cousin always 'mmm's when she eats and i mean ever 5 FUCKIN SECONDS! its like WE GET IT! ITS GOOD!

that and chewing with ur mouth open and smacking your lips....

bitches that pop their gum...

people that...speak...out loud... ugh just annoying

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue May 06, 2008 1:56 pm

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:I hate people who make noise when they eat. Shut your fucking mouth you rude tnuc.

Succinct and sweary - 10/10

docwra · Post by **docwra** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:00 pm

people who eat loud

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:05 pm

Feet dragging. Lift your feet and have respect for your shoes you Shuffling Twat.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:06 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:people that...speak...out loud... ugh just annoying

how else would you speak?? not like you can do that shit silently is it??

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:07 pm

people screaming about inane shit, and i mean really FUCKING INANE shit on the train in the morning, and then all the way into college, and then complaining if a little spare smoke dares to drift their way in the wind, i don't fucking complain when you scream about tyra banks within my earshot for half an hour, and i reckon that does more fucking harm to me than a little second hand smoke does to you, so just SHUT THE FUCK UP

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:08 pm

dubluke wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:people that...speak...out loud... ugh just annoying
how else would you speak?? not like you can do that shit silently is it??

umm deaf people...

actually id prefer to be a mute, that way i can still listen to music....

and gossip.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:11 pm

dubluke wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:people that...speak...out loud... ugh just annoying
how else would you speak?? not like you can do that shit silently is it??

We have some screeching old harpy tnuc at our workplace - it's like the tinnitus edition of Brian Blessed

Shut the fuck up and hurry up and die you tedious old witch.

Still atmosphere at work has improved massively now she's on holiday, hope her plane crashes on the way back

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:12 pm

Shonky wrote:
dubluke wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:people that...speak...out loud... ugh just annoying
how else would you speak?? not like you can do that shit silently is it??
We have some screeching old harpy tnuc at our workplace - it's like the tinnitus edition of Brian Blessed

Shut the fuck up and hurry up and die you tedious old witch.

Still atmosphere at work has improved massively now she's on holiday, hope her plane crashes on the way back

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:12 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:my mother

lmfao.. if u knew how hard i laughed.

U'd probably laugh.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:13 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:
Shonky wrote:
dubluke wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:people that...speak...out loud... ugh just annoying
how else would you speak?? not like you can do that shit silently is it??
We have some screeching old harpy tnuc at our workplace - it's like the tinnitus edition of Brian Blessed

Shut the fuck up and hurry up and die you tedious old witch.

Still atmosphere at work has improved massively now she's on holiday, hope her plane crashes on the way back

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