Boris banning drinking on public transport >1st June

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Wed May 07, 2008 8:01 pm

what's boris gunna do, patrol the tube from 6pm onwards everynight? as if this is gunna work. there aint enough police to enforce it.

RubiconMan · Post by **RubiconMan** » Wed May 07, 2008 8:03 pm

Diss04 wrote:
Are-K142 wrote:lol at londoners voting for that prik .

daft bastards
dont diss my father, fam.

alright, sorry.but still.....boris is a daft twat :

*Racism
-Boris Johnson has said that “racism is ‘natural’”.
-He cannot understand why “the law might be changed to allow prosecution for racist language or behaviour other than in a public place”.
-He talks of Africans as “picaninnies”, saying that when the prime minister visits Africa, “the pangas will stop their hacking of human flesh, and the tribal warriors will all break out in big watermelon smiles to see the big white chief touch down in his big white British taxpayer-funded bird”.
-Similarly, on a visit to Uganda, he told Rod Liddle, some Swedish Unicef workers and their black driver: “Let's go and look at some more picaninnies.”
-He declared that in Africa, "if left to their own devices, the natives would rely on nothing but the instant carbohydrate gratification of the plantain".
-He criticised South Africa under Nelson Mandela as being “majority tyranny of black rule”.
-Boris left Papua New Guinea’s High Commissioner in London “shocked and appalled” by talking of “Papua New Guinea-style orgies of cannibalism and chief-killing”.
-Johnson declared that “Chinese cultural influence is virtually nil, and unlikely to increase”.
-He said that Islamophobia is a “natural reaction” and that "Islam is the problem".
These are hardly views suitable for a man wanting to lead one of the most ethnically-diverse cities in the world; indeed it is hardly surprising that the BNP have urged their supporters to back Boris as their second preference.

assuming what dubluke posted about here http://www.dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.p ... c&start=30
is true anyway.

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Wed May 07, 2008 8:05 pm

only joking my dads a tnuc

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Wed May 07, 2008 8:14 pm

Are-K142 wrote:lol at londoners voting for that prik .

daft bastards

allow assuming we all voted for him

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Wed May 07, 2008 8:26 pm

We havn't been able to drink on bus's for agesssssssss.

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Wed May 07, 2008 8:30 pm

gwa wrote:We havn't been able to drink on bus's for agesssssssss.

gotta do it sneaky style
embrace your urban ninja

RubiconMan · Post by **RubiconMan** » Wed May 07, 2008 8:32 pm

dubluke wrote:
Are-K142 wrote:lol at londoners voting for that prik .

daft bastards
allow assuming we all voted for him

yeh, should have really slipped "a worrying amount of" in there...

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Wed May 07, 2008 8:34 pm

Are-K142 wrote:
dubluke wrote:
Are-K142 wrote:lol at londoners voting for that prik .

daft bastards
allow assuming we all voted for him
yeh, should have really slipped "a worrying amount of" in there...

Boris will for ever be known as Boris "Only better than Ken" Johnson

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Wed May 07, 2008 9:01 pm

Are-K142 wrote:
dubluke wrote:
Are-K142 wrote:lol at londoners voting for that prik .

daft bastards
allow assuming we all voted for him
yeh, should have really slipped "a worrying amount of" in there...

heh, ah well

bob crunkhouse · Post by **bob crunkhouse** » Wed May 07, 2008 9:10 pm

This is silly but it won't be enforced properly..I do like Boris' stance on the smoking ban though, a referedum on that would be sweeeeet. But it won't happen.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Wed May 07, 2008 9:11 pm

some amusing rumblings about the congestion charge going round the office this week

glad i don't drive is all i'm saying

harlesden · Post by **harlesden** » Wed May 07, 2008 9:12 pm

Delendi wrote:what's boris gunna do, patrol the tube from 6pm onwards everynight? as if this is gunna work. there aint enough police to enforce it.

this

he has no power over the amount of BTP recruited so he can't hire more of the fuckers in

can't see it changing at all

a man called dave · Post by **a man called dave** » Wed May 07, 2008 9:37 pm

Who wants to have a party on the circle line 8-12 May 31st, Get a little portable system, and some crates of beer, keep going round and round.

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Wed May 07, 2008 9:39 pm

A Man Called Dave wrote:Who wants to have a party on the circle line 8-12 May 31st, Get a little portable system, and some crates of beer, keep going round and round.

Best idea ive heard all day.

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Wed May 07, 2008 9:45 pm

way to get around the drink ban, keep a concealed small bottle of spirits with you, occasionally buy coca cola (in plastic bottles) swiftly and occasionally whilst unobserved pour in spirits!!!

and hey presto you misteriously get drunk whilst sipping a (not so) harmless coca cola!!!!

this is patented by the way, you must all pay me £2 x every bottle of coca cola used, no refunds. or i'll tell boris...

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Wed May 07, 2008 9:47 pm

z.u.bee wrote:way to get around the drink ban, keep a concealed small bottle of spirits with you, occasionally buy coca cola (in plastic bottles) swiftly and occasionally whilst unobserved pour in spirits!!!

and hey presto you misteriously get drunk whilst sipping a (not so) harmless coca cola!!!!

this is patented by the way, you must all pay me £2 x every bottle of coca cola used, no refunds. or i'll tell boris...

Used to do this in Trocadero when I was younger haha

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Wed May 07, 2008 9:51 pm

Legendary wrote:
z.u.bee wrote:way to get around the drink ban, keep a concealed small bottle of spirits with you, occasionally buy coca cola (in plastic bottles) swiftly and occasionally whilst unobserved pour in spirits!!!

and hey presto you misteriously get drunk whilst sipping a (not so) harmless coca cola!!!!

this is patented by the way, you must all pay me £2 x every bottle of coca cola used, no refunds. or i'll tell boris...

Used to do this in Trocadero when I was younger haha

i used to do it indoors so my mum couldnt see, due to these circumstances, unevitably she always thought i was a major div...

ajantis_art · Post by **ajantis_art** » Wed May 07, 2008 9:51 pm

its definately a dickhead decision. why punish all however million of people in london just because he thinks banning alcohol will stop antisocial behaviour. its fucking bollocks, the government need to realise that its not drugs and alcohol thats the problem. its respect and disipline.

shane · Post by **shane** » Wed May 07, 2008 9:53 pm

so this makes absolutely no sense to me.

Mushrooms: Class A
Pot: Class B
Ketamine: Class C

????

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Wed May 07, 2008 9:56 pm

ajantis_art wrote:its definately a dickhead decision. why punish all however million of people in london just because he thinks banning alcohol will stop antisocial behaviour. its fucking bollocks, the government need to realise that its not drugs and alcohol thats the problem. its respect and disipline.

alcahol isnt a problem, but the prats that have too much and decide to jump in front of trains, pick fights with random people, piss all over your front door, and call it a night laying down in the tesco's doorway are....

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