best WORST pick up lines ever!

von · Post by **von** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:31 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:"My name's dubluke"

lmao

scorch.

thief · Post by **thief** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:31 pm

MAGNET!

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:33 pm

thief wrote:ah, de ja vu... pretty sure I posted that in a thread the same as this about a year ago, when the hideout was still cool... had a shonky...

And I used the exact same pick up line

And yeah, the old thread didn't have twats reminiscing about the old times of the old thread about this either...aah, how nice that was. (That was meant to be packing a tonne of irony, not sure if it came across?

Im tired...)

thief · Post by **thief** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:35 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:
thief wrote:ah, de ja vu... pretty sure I posted that in a thread the same as this about a year ago, when the hideout was still cool... had a shonky...
And I used the exact same pick up line

And yeah, the old thread didn't have twats reminiscing about the old times of the old thread about this either...aah, how nice that was. (That was meant to be packing a tonne of irony, not sure if it came across? Im tired...)

Those were the days. What a really great thread that was...

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:46 pm

sorry for the repeat thread

...I thought it would be funny.

OLD TIMERS!

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:48 pm

WALSH wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:I have gotten:

'wanna see how big I am?'

'wanna hang out? we can chill...watch a movie...have sex...'

'do you squirt?'

'so....do you wanna make love to me?'

mind you these are all after JUST meeting the people.

do you squirt...... lol

lmao true story....

he forced a kiss...told me i was salty because of all the sweat from dancing and preceded to ask if i squirt...

i was quite...flabbergasted to say the least.

von · Post by **von** » Fri May 16, 2008 4:18 pm

I jus said it so might aswell add it to the list

"you wana have 2 baby n ting?"

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Fri May 16, 2008 4:20 pm

i almost forgot this one....

Homeless crackhead outside of PopLife said

'i want to make sex with you'

hahahahaha

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Fri May 16, 2008 4:29 pm

"You remind me of my mother"

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Fri May 16, 2008 4:34 pm

stanton wrote:"You remind me of my mother"

ahahahhah......its hard to think about it...like...

is that a compliment or an insult?

and....does that make you wanna have sex with me?!?

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Fri May 16, 2008 4:37 pm

oh and i just thought of another one! lmao! im on a roll....

saying good bye and a kiss on the cheek led to...'no tongue action?'

im like...ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Fri May 16, 2008 4:40 pm

"wanna come upstairs for a chat" - I have never been failed with this one, fair do's you normally have to have had some sort of connection for it to work but still, both parties know that there will be very little chatting going on.

i do love a good chinwag me.

"If you dont come with me now im going to slap your fucking face about" - Hasnt worked for me yet - please do try it and tell me your results.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Fri May 16, 2008 5:04 pm

"Grab your coat, your pulled"

kani · Post by **kani** » Fri May 16, 2008 6:19 pm

"want to help make grampa's wrinkles disappear?'

..
i used this on a girl once and now she runs away screaming every time i see her.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Sun May 18, 2008 3:51 am

TheEvilGirl wrote:
stanton wrote:"You remind me of my mother"
ahahahhah......its hard to think about it...like...
is that a compliment or an insult?
and....does that make you wanna have sex with me?!?

Better than being reminded of your father (shudder)

There's some dry wit coming thru with noobs, eh Shonk?

reverendmedia · Post by **reverendmedia** » Sun May 18, 2008 5:39 am

Ashley wrote:"Grab your coat, your pulled"

refix: Get your coat, I've got a knife.

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Sun May 18, 2008 6:44 am

"Excuse me...may I borrow a quarter?I want to call your parents and thank them."

jiba · Post by **jiba** » Sun May 18, 2008 7:10 am

If said pick up line fails try the following... then duck.

"don't be so fussy, I wasn't"

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Sun May 18, 2008 11:06 am

to two girls:

"alright sugar? nah not you, the other lump.."

Jak The lad · Post by **Jak The lad** » Sun May 18, 2008 11:14 am

reverendmedia wrote:
Ashley wrote:"Grab your coat, your pulled"
refix: Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Could lead to prison

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