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Post by rendr » Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:08 pm

Apparently your stomach acids cant digest sweetcorn if you don't chew it because the outside skin is design to protect the 'seed' inside. So when I was a kid I ate 2 whole tins without chewing for a bet and it was like firing a machine gun when I went to the toilet the next day.

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Post by DZA » Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:30 pm

what was this thread about?
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Post by jolly wailer » Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:07 pm

stomach worms I think.
myxylpyx wrote:dam bro dats sick... off to the garden to eat some worms now.
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Post by jayou » Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:24 pm

BUY THEM ALL
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Post by stapleface » Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:36 pm

FullyRecordingz, why dont YOU stop chatting shit.

i actually was being helpful.
if you weren't such an asshole about it then this thread wouldn't have been turned into a sweetcorn firing competition :P

You asked for help and when I offered mine, you got rude


i used to fire peas out of my nose at my brother when I was little and he used to cry :lol:
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Post by FSTZ1 » Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:39 pm

The_Dza88 wrote:what was this thread about?
sea kittens?





so I used to sell music software and it would piss me off when people would come in and waste my time having me show them demos of Reason, Cubase, etc...

then they'd usually say...

"I'll be back on payday"

so a few weeks go by and they's inevitably come back in and I'd ask them...

"so are you still interested in that software?"

"NAHH DAWG, I GOT IT OFF THE INTERWEB FO FREE"

bullshit!!!

but now that I don't work in the music sales biz, I truly don't give a fuck

if you have alot of money and you still do this....

U SUK!!


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Post by thetaco » Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:51 pm

FullyRecordingz wrote:Sorry but I'd rather eat than buy overpriced software.
You just said in another thread that it wasn't a matter of being broke that you just didn't WANT to buy it. People like YOU are the reason it's so expensive.

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Post by darkmatteruk » Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:01 pm

told ya man, cans and worms....

everywhere!!!! -w-





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Post by FSTZ1 » Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:02 pm

seriously

this is the part of the forum with:

1. comedy

2. action

3. information

4. drama

Keep it up chaps!!!

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Post by stapleface » Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:29 pm

fstz, that should be put into a separate thread, locked and stickied.
with a title of "the production forum motto"
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Post by FSTZ1 » Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:34 pm

but seriously

this place has recently become fun

used to be REALLY bad

I'm not even bothered by all the threads about "wobbles on massif"

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Post by stapleface » Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:35 pm

thats cos all the wobbler n00bs get directed to HamVST xD
it's the way to deal with it tbh.
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Post by rendr » Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:36 pm

Fuck yeah 2009 Production forum!

:big up recording crew:

More thread hijacking, talking about hard drugs, food, shit & wank basses!
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Post by stapleface » Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:39 pm

haha large up the 2009 production massive!
Less spam, more fire!
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Post by FSTZ1 » Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:04 pm

WANK BASSORZORRRRRXXAZXZZ






















aah yes, the lunatics have taken over the asylum

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Post by stapleface » Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:07 pm

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Post by rendr » Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:51 pm

Stapleface wrote:Image
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Post by stapleface » Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:53 pm

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OBA-MAMA
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Post by rendr » Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:58 pm

Stapleface wrote:Image

OBA-MAMA
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ATTACK!!!!!

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Post by stapleface » Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:02 pm

Rendr wrote:

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ATTACK!!!!!
That's better.
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