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Post by sick cat » Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:16 am

£10 Bag wrote:it'd definately move the earth...in a kind of ''i feel like im on jupiter...what the fuck is goin on?'' kinda way
EXACTLY! :D :D :D
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Post by nousd » Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:32 am

sic Kat neds to jump Rats bones imo.


Rats mightn't be able to operate on SpeshK
but fuckit, yu cooden tell the diff.

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Post by Dead Rats » Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:41 am

SD5 wrote:sic Kat neds to jump Rats bones imo.


Rats mightn't be able to operate on SpeshK
but fuckit, yu cooden tell the diff.
I'm going to donkey punch everyone you've ever loved in the tnuc.
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Post by nousd » Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:45 am

sorry mate
yood never find 'em all
spesh the ones that died of over-excitement
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Post by Dead Rats » Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:48 am

For the topic of the thread, sex on ket just doesn't work. At all.

Oh, and Esdeefive, if you don't give me the respect I deserve, I'm going to compress a Glasgow Kiss into a .rar file and mail it to you.
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Post by nousd » Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:58 am

oooooooooof
that fuckin hurt
yu rodent tnuc

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Post by Dead Rats » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:20 am

To give you some sort of encouragement, let me paint you a situation which went on a while ago now. I can't actually remember what fully happened, but I can definitely remember what didn't happen. I would've drawn the tent as well, but you'll just have to use your imagination.


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Post by djrobyn » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:23 am

keep us updated about the result! :W:

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Post by nousd » Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:32 am

^^
at least yu kept her interested.
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Post by sick cat » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:16 pm

Well having spoken to a friend, they told me it is not only possible but fun. It is all in the technique; a few dabs here and there during long extended foreplay but not so much you both vegetate.

However my friend suggested I should simply tie him to my bed and fuck him. I quite like that idea too :oops:
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Post by Dead Rats » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:20 pm

Sick Cat wrote:Well having spoken to a friend, they told me it is not only possible but fun. It is all in the technique; a few dabs here and there during long extended foreplay but not so much you both vegetate.

However my friend suggested I should simply tie him to my bed and fuck him. I quite like that idea too :oops:
Your friend must be fucking retarded or something.

I'm literally unable to move more than few steps after K, and my mind is off fuck knows where else. If you expect me to repeatedly thrust my hips in any type of acceptable motion, then you need to go run under a parked car.
I'm baffled how some people can take it when they go to a rave or for a night out.
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Post by .spec » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:28 pm

Dead Rats wrote: I'm baffled how some people can take it when they go to a rave or for a night out.
And I'm baffled at how ket is so popular as a recreational drug at all.

edit: jesus christ I just looked at that mspaint again and almost spit coffee on myself from laughing. I'm pretty sure I've been in that exactly same spot before.

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Post by sick cat » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:29 pm

Some people can handle it better than others it is all about tolerance. I do not like to drink because my tolerance for alcohol is very low.

Do people still use the word retard as an insult, I thought it was only teenage Americans who called people retarded, not soft Essex boys :p
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Post by dubfama » Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:32 pm

you can but youre sort of all numb if ye get what i mean its not as fun really!

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Post by frodo » Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:38 pm

Thread of the year contender already.
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Post by constrobuz » Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:41 pm

how about you just try instead of asking the internet all of your stupid questions?

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Post by bagelator » Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:59 pm

Frodo wrote:Thread of the year contender already.
+pics, obviously. and mp3

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Post by sick cat » Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:46 pm

Constrobuz wrote:how about you just try instead of asking the internet all of your stupid questions?
The internet is the place to ask stupid questions as you have just proven. 8)
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Post by yong » Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:47 pm

Sick Cat wrote:However my friend suggested I should simply tie him to my bed and fuck him. I quite like that idea too :oops:
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