My Son's Penis Problem

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Post by beerz » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:48 pm

Firky wrote:i bet his mother now wishes she had twins
There's no mention it was his mum :o

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Post by surface_tension » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:56 pm

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Post by rfk » Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:03 pm

haha thats rank

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Post by spire » Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:04 am

J-sh wrote:this can't possibly be real. i winced more and more as the story went on!
that. ^^

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Post by bandshell » Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:33 am

ahahaha

I spat food everywhere when i read this, man that guy must be gutted (if it's all true that is), although being able to open doors with your boner would be sick!

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Post by nousd » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:05 am

truly bent

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Post by brasco » Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:05 am

:o :o :o i am actually speechless. and feel a bit ill

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Post by nousd » Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:41 am

which prompts me to enquire:
anybody on here angry
(males that is)
cos they percieve their penis as being below-average size?





or, for that matter, a wierd shape,
too veinous, too purple/red?


:)
should kill this fred

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Post by profound » Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:25 pm

This is why i love t3h !nt3rWebzz !!!11!1!1!11!1!1!

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Post by drokkr » Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:48 pm

Depone wrote: Really put me off wanking for a while tho... :oops:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Gully Shanks » Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:54 pm

:q: oh dear

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Post by apathesis » Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:55 pm

Surface_Tension wrote:Image

:o :o :o :o

need.....explanation....so....much

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Post by renegatus » Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:44 pm

That Mum is off the j-hook.
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Post by fused_forces » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:16 pm

The_Dza88 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: please be true
:twisted:

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Post by j-sh » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:35 pm

SD5 wrote:which prompts me to enquire:
anybody on here angry
(males that is)
cos they percieve their penis as being below-average size?





or, for that matter, a wierd shape,
too veinous, too purple/red?


:)
should kill this fred
that is literally the weirdest/funniest thing i've ever seen posted on this forum. What an obscure thing to ask

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Post by dubstepjustin » Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:34 am

snake? snake?! snaaaaake!!!!
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Post by aftee » Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:46 am

As it evolves it seems like it's turning into more and more of some sort of tsecni story.

For the love of god I hope this is a troll.
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Post by kay » Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:37 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by capo ultra » Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:52 pm

Have you read some of the stories on there?

Every thread seems like a wind-up!

examples

x I from India and my boyfriend is called Elvis and my problem is I scream like a bad man is trying to get me when we have sex

x My grandma caught me masturbating and started crying

xI caught my brother in my mam's knickers using her vibrator

xI need tips on how to become anorexic

xIf I'm bisexual do I still like men?


lolololololol
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