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Post by jonnyrebel » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:40 pm

The swedish house mafia!!! He smashes it, although it got a bit cheesey a couple of years ago its got a lot more technoey lately (which is great for people like us and obviously quite bad for miss hilton.)
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Post by jrj2020 » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:52 pm

"I'll lead you up to the DJ booth tell him and he'll play whatever you want."

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Post by faust.dtc » Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:47 pm

DID wrote:i hate that slag. she would get it though.
You dun know...sorry, i mean 'this'...
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Post by did » Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:55 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:
DID wrote:i hate that slag. she would get it though.
You dun know...sorry, i mean 'this'...
I'd only fuck her if I was allowed to punch her if she tried to speak.
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Post by Dead Rats » Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:08 pm

I would rather fellate the decomposing penis of a dead Hyeena than have sex with Paris Hilton.
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Post by faust.dtc » Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:12 pm

DID wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:
DID wrote:i hate that slag. she would get it though.
You dun know...sorry, i mean 'this'...
I'd only fuck her if I was allowed to punch her if she tried to speak.
Id fuck her anyways...and id also punch her anyways. Its a win-win situation that way. Actually id probably prefer to punch her before i fucked her but beggars cant be choosers eh...
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Post by did » Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:17 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:
DID wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:
DID wrote:i hate that slag. she would get it though.
You dun know...sorry, i mean 'this'...
I'd only fuck her if I was allowed to punch her if she tried to speak.
Id fuck her anyways...and id also punch her anyways. Its a win-win situation that way. Actually id probably prefer to punch her before i fucked her but beggars cant be choosers eh...
Punching her is probably better than shagging her anyway. Much more satisfying.
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Post by missedthebus » Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:18 pm

Paris Hilton should go crawl back under the rock from whenst she came.

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Post by faust.dtc » Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:26 pm

DID wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:
DID wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:
DID wrote:i hate that slag. she would get it though.
You dun know...sorry, i mean 'this'...
I'd only fuck her if I was allowed to punch her if she tried to speak.
Id fuck her anyways...and id also punch her anyways. Its a win-win situation that way. Actually id probably prefer to punch her before i fucked her but beggars cant be choosers eh...
Punching her is probably better than shagging her anyway. Much more satisfying.
Falcon punch...perfect way to kill 2 birds with 1 stone...
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Post by did » Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:29 pm

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Post by theedman » Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:19 pm

q_steppa wrote:maybe he was playing night vision and she took offence?
I lol'ed :lol:
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Post by DZA » Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:22 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:
DID wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:
DID wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote: You dun know...sorry, i mean 'this'...
I'd only fuck her if I was allowed to punch her if she tried to speak.
Id fuck her anyways...and id also punch her anyways. Its a win-win situation that way. Actually id probably prefer to punch her before i fucked her but beggars cant be choosers eh...
Punching her is probably better than shagging her anyway. Much more satisfying.
Falcon punch...perfect way to kill 2 birds with 1 stone...
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Coppola » Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:44 pm

Dead Rats wrote:I would rather fellate the decomposing penis of a dead Hyeena than have sex with Paris Hilton.
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Post by HamCrescendo » Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:06 pm

I'd shag her, pull out, cum on her face, throw a five pound note at her, tell her to keep the change, have a heavyweight fart, pull my trousers up and walk out.




Then run back asking for her forgiveness because Im not likely to have sex again in a while.
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Post by ST100 » Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:09 pm

DID wrote:Image
no way :lol:
is that foreal?
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Post by POND LIFE » Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:46 pm

hahahaha what a silly bitch. steve angello is going to play a bob sinclair original in the middle of a techno set because paris hilton said so? hahahahaha
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Post by ben freeman » Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:01 pm

I would have loved for that to happen to me djing...., FUCK OFF BITCH!!!!

I love that she is so clueless that the WMC is going on, why is she even there?
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Post by did » Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:10 pm

mattron wrote:
DID wrote:Image
no way :lol:
is that foreal?
yep, haven't got round to watching it yet. still too disturbed from watching 'teeth'
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Post by DZA » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:13 am

that the one where they got teeth in there tnuc?
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Post by did » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:14 am

yep. that shit is fucked up
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