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sick cat · Post by **sick cat** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:25 pm

You: Do you know anything about pans?
Stranger: NO BUT I LIKE EGGS
Stranger:
Stranger: EGGY EGGS
Stranger: ANYWAY GOOD DAY TO YOU!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

All I want is a little pan know how

__________ · Post by **__________** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:28 pm

i got someone into dubstep

You: hi, you like dubstep?
Stranger: what
You: dubstep
Stranger: is that music or some VW scene?
You: both
Stranger: explain please
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubstep
Stranger: i might like that
Stranger: anything on youtube?
You: yea 1 sec
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7eudJU8mf0
Stranger: im lookin
You: BIG TUNE
Stranger: mysticzx is in my house
Stranger: yeah baby
Stranger: likin this shit

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:31 pm

£10 Bag wrote:i got someone into dubstep

I keep finding bassheads

You: I hate dubstep
Stranger: awwww
Stranger: its really good sometmies
Stranger: go to beatport and change your mind
You: I actually love dubstep
You: dubstepforum?
Stranger: TIME PARADOX
Stranger: no
You: damnit
Stranger: but i think i should go there now
You: how about dn'b?
Stranger: i just get stuff on beatportal
Stranger: love it
Stranger: go to dnb places in LA all the time
You: awesome

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:32 pm

You: oi
Stranger: hey
You: price of bread is shocking these days
Stranger: i wouldnt know
You: why not?
Stranger: dont pay much attention to that, haha
You: you should
Stranger: livin with my parents still
You: bread is the new oil
You: is you mom hot?
Stranger: i prefer corn
Stranger: my mom's dead P:
You: ya, but would you still shag her corpse?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

sick cat · Post by **sick cat** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:33 pm

£10 Bag wrote:i got someone into dubstep

Something like that happened to me on the Metro. In hindsight, I suspect it was a ploy to stare at my chest (whilst I looked for my ipod in the depths of my bag). Fucking hipsters.

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:33 pm

Stranger: Not to sound like a predator, but I've had too many creepy people talk to me today. So can I ask what is your age, and gender?
You: I fucking hate you

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:35 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: beep beep
Stranger: fatty
You: did your mum tell you i was fat?
You: fat in the cock
Stranger: no
You: funny, she said she would
Stranger: bitch is a liar
You: good head tho
You: golf ball through a garden hose
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

sick cat · Post by **sick cat** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:35 pm

mattron wrote:Stranger: Not to sound like a predator, but I've had too many creepy people talk to me today. So can I ask what is your age, and gender?
You: I fucking hate you

I just wet my knicks laughing, thank you for that

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:35 pm

You: Dubstep
Stranger: Sure
Stranger: I'll take two

__________ · Post by **__________** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:37 pm

Stranger: WHAT IT ISSSS
You: dubstep innit
Stranger: huhhhh
You: D U B S T E P
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubstep
Stranger: haha hold on
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: so thats like trance?
Your have disconnected.

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:37 pm

You: dubstep?
Stranger: Not yet
You: When?
Stranger: Then
You: don't you hate pointy nipples?

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:38 pm

You: ello
Stranger: yo
You: did you seet the news
You: *see
Stranger: no
You: me either
You: im blind
Stranger: i am masturbating to this conversation
You: that's how i went blind
Stranger: you're retarded
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

__________ · Post by **__________** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:40 pm

You: tu aimes le dubstep?
Stranger: je t'aime le dubstep
You: je suis un barbecue
Stranger: oui
Stranger: for real?
Stranger: that's kinda tough
You: oui, c'est vrai
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:45 pm

Sick Cat wrote:
£10 Bag wrote:i got someone into dubstep
Something like that happened to me on the Metro. In hindsight, I suspect it was a ploy to stare at my chest (whilst I looked for my ipod in the depths of my bag). Fucking hipsters.

When you were talking to Stu he asked me if you were my lass.

did · Post by **did** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:47 pm

Stranger: Ciao are you antonio?
You: yes!
You: roberto?
Stranger: Lovino
You: lovino
You: how are you?
Stranger: Doing good babe been trying to find you since 6 pm you bastard
You: i know
Stranger: You said that if I found you I got to top tonight
You: ive been refreshing constantly
You: i know
Stranger: ....So I've won?
You: but its that time of the month
You: the ones that boys have
Stranger: .........Um....but your a man
You: anal period
Stranger: Huh?
Stranger: Aw Fuck!
You: have you never seen south park
You: it proves it there
Stranger: Yes I have mother fucker
You: anything on south park is truth
You: fact.
Stranger: It is
You: do you post these conversations on forums after you've had them?
You: for lulz?
Stranger: Lol wow
Stranger: how did you know?
You: because i do it too

spire · Post by **spire** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:47 pm

Stranger: I like boobs
You: me too, small world
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ha.

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:50 pm

Stranger: I like cake
You: me too
Stranger: and hookers
You: cake, dubstep, and hookers.
You: thats life.
Stranger: and giant floppy manjunk
You: alright, no.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:51 pm

Stranger: Boo!
You: you like dubstep?
You: YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF WHAT THE FUCKS WRONG WITH YOU??

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:51 pm

You: hi
Stranger: be funny go...
You: ok
You have disconnected.

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:51 pm

DID wrote: You: do you post these conversations on forums after you've had them?
You: for lulz?
Stranger: Lol wow
Stranger: how did you know?
You: because i do it too

Gold.

mattron wrote:Stranger: Boo!
You: you like dubstep?
You: YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF WHAT THE FUCKS WRONG WITH YOU??

More gold.

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