Nutty Exes

did · Post by **did** » Thu May 14, 2009 10:15 am

I might have to get a restraining order on this one. She keeps finding out all the dances in notts n going to them even though she despises dubstep and then stands there and glares at me. I'm just like 'slag, behave'

wolf89 · Post by **wolf89** » Thu May 14, 2009 10:17 am

Shaan wrote: her new boyfriend threw fucking egg over all my records

egg covering alien girl, DMZ001, og pressing of messiah, sister nancy - bam bam, pretty much the whole crate.

MOTHERFUCKER!

Time to take a hammer to his car...

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu May 14, 2009 10:27 am

Well, I don't really have any nutty ex's (or many ex's, to be fair

) but my last bird had 2 pregnencies/abortions and got engaged twice within, like, a year of breaking up with me.

That may not be nutty, but it's a bit crazy.

dreamizm · Post by **dreamizm** » Thu May 14, 2009 10:57 am

Dead Rats wrote:Well, I don't really have any nutty ex's (or many ex's, to be fair ) but my last bird had 2 pregnencies/abortions and got engaged twice within, like, a year of breaking up with me.

That may not be nutty, but it's a bit crazy.

*clocks your location*

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu May 14, 2009 11:03 am

dreamizm wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:Well, I don't really have any nutty ex's (or many ex's, to be fair ) but my last bird had 2 pregnencies/abortions and got engaged twice within, like, a year of breaking up with me.

That may not be nutty, but it's a bit crazy.
*clocks your location*

Haha, yeah....

...

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Thu May 14, 2009 12:45 pm

Wolf89 wrote:
Shaan wrote: her new boyfriend threw fucking egg over all my records

egg covering alien girl, DMZ001, og pressing of messiah, sister nancy - bam bam, pretty much the whole crate.

MOTHERFUCKER!
Time to take a hammer to his car...

yup

__________ · Post by **__________** » Thu May 14, 2009 1:28 pm

Shaan wrote:drunken texts - jesus did that a couple times with the last girl then started leaving my phone - battery in my jacket at the club. then got over it.

she lives with my best mate though and her new boyfriend threw fucking egg over all my records

egg covering alien girl, DMZ001, og pressing of messiah, sister nancy - bam bam, pretty much the whole crate.

MOTHERFUCKER!

neka wrote:your bricks, their windows

fuagofire · Post by **fuagofire** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:16 pm

Shaan wrote:
mattron wrote:
Shaan wrote:threw fucking egg over all my records

Shaan wrote:sister nancy - bam bam
NO!!!
yeah pretty fucking angry - dude won't admit it was him either even though we fucking saw him doing it.

any idea how to get egg off? - without getting the label fucked up - shit is right in the grooves and everything

edit: nah it was her new boyfriend which makes it more awkward

id suggest breaking one of his legs

fuagofire · Post by **fuagofire** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:20 pm

i got dumped by a girl who i was seeing for two years - i was racist because i didnt like 50 cent or RnB, and because i got laid a week or two after she gave me the elbow she went around telling everyone i had cheated on her.

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:46 pm

fuagofire wrote:i was racist because i didnt like 50 cent or RnB

Fuck, I just realized Im racist too then, because that is SHIT music.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Thu May 14, 2009 3:00 pm

woah on the nutty exes

but the real question is:

WHY ON EARTH DID YOU DATE THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE???!!!!! ARE YOU NUTS?!

did · Post by **did** » Thu May 14, 2009 4:48 pm

cus you get on it cus it always seems like such a good idea and you never realise they're nuts until you're with them. its only when the annoyingness 'neagtive' overtakes the sex 'positive' that you get rid and they go completely barmy

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