I would survive a Zombie Invasion..

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:37 am

kins83 wrote:Where is that thread, Blukey boy?

http://www.dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.p ... 18&start=0

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:42 am

jonnyrebel · Post by **jonnyrebel** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:56 am

LOL I thought we were the only ones who thought this... maybe all blokes of a certain age go through a "we would be sick in a zombie invasion" phase. At least we'd be ready if it happened haha

farman · Post by **farman** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:59 am

yooamatwa wrote:After reading world war Z ....

THIS.
Me and my mate also have a lil plan of our own. We would rag it to the hunting shop. nick all the tactical shotguns and elephant rifles and shit. Go to the BMW dealership next door (this is in hungerford,Berkshire) get a 3.5 litre series 5 and do 120 to malrborough along the A4 doing drive bys with our munition. Next is to head to waitrose ( where i work) do the secret knock on the back door and get let in to its glorious ware house and amenities where it contains montsh of food, long life shit and gd security(stuff for internal back up barriers. also has a roof for heli evac if shit goes down. Whilst in this bunker we would help the situatuion by sniping off loads of the bastards from the roof.

basically stay there and enjoi the ride cos zombies always win anyway.

SAFE

and the always important question comes to hand. FAST CRAZY ZOMBIES OR SLOW BUT SURE MO FO's
peace

Edit: LOL you KNOW dubluke is gunna pop up if the undead is mentioned

wobwob · Post by **wobwob** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:27 am

dubluke wrote:
Spire wrote:
dubluke wrote:
Spire wrote:me and my friends have decided our "area" would be at a racetrack (prob thunderhill) which has relatively flat ground all around it and we could see them coming. and we could just mess around on the track all day too.
flat and low ground?? bad idea man - plus a racetrack is circular so they could surround you reeeeeeeeeeeal easy! also there are no buildings or anything!
no offence, but obviously you havnt been to this racetrack. plus its got some buildings on stilts. and its own gas station, water tower, and plenty of fences. i think itd do just fine personally.
ok that does sound like a pretty badass racetrack, whats everyone's thoughts on armoured cars and that?? could be like a mobile protection centre, you could get one of those ones with an inbuilt flamethrower and hatches you can shoot out of, petrol might be a bit of a problem though

thats where electricity comes into play, It's all about hamster power... or your nana... basically anyone with legs can transfer the power, i have some diagrams, they could come in handy!

spire · Post by **spire** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:30 am

wobwob wrote:i have some diagrams, they could come in handy!

great, were all set, lol....

wobwob · Post by **wobwob** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:37 am

Spire wrote:
wobwob wrote:i have some diagrams, they could come in handy!
great, were all set, lol....

cityzen · Post by **cityzen** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:30 pm

.rudetone. · Post by **.rudetone.** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:33 pm

s & m wrote:would you?? seriously sometimes i think late at night how sick it would be to hole up in some big fortress fighting the undead and commondeering vehicles and weapons for survival. anybody think about that shit? how would you survive?

A friend and I had this EXACT thought last night!, went into depth about where we'd find weapons, which vehicles to use, where to go....went a bit too in depth really

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:41 pm

oh god not this shit again

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:47 pm

badger wrote:oh god not this shit again

The wave of fear of a zombie invasion comes in cycles. Something to do with the moon, I reckon.

Besides, it's good to know that should the worst happen, there'd be plenty of little forts dotted all round the country, nay, the world.

Perhaps the use of some sort of secret SNH door knock might be prudent, just incase, I dunno, you've gone away for a weekend in another city when it all kicks off.

I'd like to know that wherever I was, there'd be some sort of Ninja fort not too far away, and that I could get in.

Although I suppose - and perish the thought - if one of the Ninja's got infected, they might remember the secret door knock and would then be able to infiltrate all forts, thus completely exterminating the remaining pockets of uninfected, 'civilised' human life.

I should be doing work.

fork · Post by **fork** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:57 pm

Me and my mates have a plan and we will survive.

hurlingdervish · Post by **hurlingdervish** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:07 pm

realistically all you need is a basement, unless they adopted some sort of superhuman strength to bust through nailed woodplanks.

but otherwise...

id find a way to take over a supermarket because otherwise you would run out of food real fast and have to make a move for it...which could be several miles. good luck getting back alive

wobwob · Post by **wobwob** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:32 pm

kins83 wrote:
I'd like to know that wherever I was, there'd be some sort of Ninja fort not too far away, and that I could get in.

I have a plan! As we are a widespread community, dotted ina ll corners of the world (not just LDN) we should now compose a secret knock system, just incase! That way we will all survive together.. hey, we could even continue to post here about it during the end of the world...

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:03 pm

Have you ever seen bluke on a night out? Shit he is the undead.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:08 pm

wobwob wrote:
kins83 wrote:
I'd like to know that wherever I was, there'd be some sort of Ninja fort not too far away, and that I could get in.

I have a plan! As we are a widespread community, dotted ina ll corners of the world (not just LDN) we should now compose a secret knock system, just incase! That way we will all survive together..

Hey! That's a great and thoroughly original idea!

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:08 pm

Jubscarz wrote:Have you ever seen bluke on a night out? Shit he is the undead.

i'm after yer brains nathan

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:23 pm

wot, you trying to talk them out of my skull

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:28 pm

Jubscarz wrote:wot, you trying to talk them out of my skull

lol: yeah i'll be chewing your ear off mate!

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