READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS

[nitz]

ey ey ey hold on there just one minute man !

AM Dyslexia so spelling out the window !
i cant spell simple as!

me to. i was going to reply saying "ADD DON'T USE THE CAPS" but the spelling rule pissed me off. maybe swap them because some people just cant spell for the life of them, but surly they can turn there CAPS off unless they got a broken keybored

Yeh swap the spelling one for not to use CAPS
And yes that sounds like me "because some people just cant spell for the life of them"

[futures_untold]

If you are NEW to the production forum -

1 - Read the stickies at the top of the production forum.
2 - Spell correctly without using CAPS LOCK FOR EVERYTHING!
3 - Use these punctuation if you know how.
4 - Read other music production websites and magazines.
5 - Post new threads with relevant topic titles, ie, 'compression advice needed in ablten live' etc.

and...

6. The search function on this ofrum is a bag of wank. USE GOOGLE INSTEAD!

Edited for truth.

[drokkr]

If you are NEW to the production forum -

1 - Read the stickies at the top of the production forum.
2 - Spell correctly without using CAPS LOCK FOR EVERYTHING!
3 - Use these punctuation if you know how.
4 - Read other music production websites and magazines.
5 - Post new threads with relevant topic titles, ie, 'compression advice needed in ableton live' etc.

and...

6. The search function on this forum is a bag of wank. USE GOOGLE INSTEAD!

Edited for truth.

fixed

[evil madmen]

Well... now I definitely wont make threads in this section haha

[FSTZ1]

don't mind us...

we're just a bunch of mean geezers

[futures_untold]

If you are NEW to the production forum -

1 - Read the stickies at the top of the production forum.
2 - Spell correctly without using CAPS LOCK FOR EVERYTHING!
3 - Use correct grammar, syntax and punctuation if you know how!
4 - Read other music production websites and magazines.
5 - Post new threads with relevant topic titles, ie, 'compression advice needed in ableton live' etc.

and...

6. The search function on this forum is a bag of wank. USE GOOGLE INSTEAD!

Edited for truth.

fixed

Refixed.....

[xzazael]

Psh you guys are waaaay off the mark with this one. You may be able to make some awesome dubs but your advice blows.

Here's the real list.



1. Stickies are for n00bz. If you have a burning question pertaining to your warezed massive copy not making yo Reso wobelz an' shite you go right ahead and post it!

2. The members of dubstepforum.com/production welcome and encourage asking the same question over and over again. If applicable, ask how to make dubstep several times in the same post. Just remember this helpful tip: If someone answers your question and you aren't pumping out bangers immediately, it's best to ask again.

3. The search button is loaded with viruses and malware, and the second that you click it you are taken to a webcam site of your mother sodomizing herself with a carrot. Avoid it all costs.

4. Condescension is absolutely critical in the question asking process. The veterans of this fine establishment are like Maple Trees. Sure, you can slowly tap them for their wisdom, and eventually, with practice, you'll be a very good producer. Or, you can just act like a total tool and cut down those trees and take all the sappy knowledge you want. You want to be like Rusko, yea? Well start acting like a tool to the better producers on this website!

5. Grammar are dumb. Plus, when if u want 2 maek ur pont JUST START TYPNG IN ALL CAPS CUZ TEH MEMBARS RESPON QUUCKER DAT WAY LOL

6. Don't post your new track in the dubs section. It could take anywhere from 1 to 10 minutes to get feedback. You can't wait for that! Go ahead and post straight into the production forum.

And most importantly:

7. If people start posting Alpacas in your post about how to make dem wobelz, you are in the clear. Alpacas are used as a term of endearment around here, much like "Great Job!", or "Keep up the good work!", or "I dream about you when I listen to your tune!"