Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

[LACE]

hatefuck= you hate someone, you still want to fuck them (assuming the feeling is mutual)

i think paul ryan is a fucking douchebag. ooh but those..puppy dog eyes and..that..sly smile. such a..well built man..mm..nice head full of hair. mmmm i love you paul ry----i mean i hate you. i hate you paul ryan!

[Terpit]

Are you suggesting that rape victims enjoy it?

Wub tried that troll first. At least be original...

Read what Laszlo said. My comment wasn't aimed at you.

[Laszlo]

Perhaps they'd see it as an Enlightenment Fuck. My hate would conquer their hate and, like a pawn reaching the farthest edge of a chessboard, she'd immediately transform into a paragon of socialist virtue.

At the slim chance that this is the outcome, I think you should make it your life's endeavor to penetrate the entirety of the Conservative party.
Perhaps if it works a future generation will erect a statue of you hittin' Ken Clark from the back.

Worth a try, surely?

[magma]

Are you suggesting that rape victims enjoy it?

Wub tried that troll first. At least be original...

Read what Laszlo said. My comment wasn't aimed at you.

This?

So we're clear, nor would I want to rape them...... or anyone else.
(That shouldn't really need explaining but there are some touchy mother fuckers on here these days!)

Perhaps they'd see it as an Enlightenment Fuck. My hate would conquer their hate and, like a pawn reaching the farthest edge of a chessboard, she'd immediately transform into a paragon of socialist virtue.

At the slim chance that this is the outcome, I think you should make it your life's endeavor to penetrate the entirety of the Conservative party.
Perhaps if it works a future generation will erect a statue of you hittin' Ken Clark from the back.

Worth a try, surely?

Get me Warsi's number and I'll take one for the team. I'm really not sure I can stomach Theresa May though... I think I'd rather fuck Eric Pickles.

Actually, no, that's just made me feel physically ill. I don't think I'm cut out for this mission.

[Forum]

Prescott or Pickles?

[particle-jim]

aaaaanyway, back to the matter at hand...

[Laszlo]

hatefuck= you hate someone, you still want to fuck them

I just don't understand this concept. If I hated someone the last thing i'd want to do is fuck them.


Ejaculate on their forehead maybe at a push, but that's about it.



@Magma - Would definitely do Eric Pickles if he dressed up as Nanny from Count Duckula and could do the voice and everything. No problem.

[particle-jim]

hatefuck= you hate someone, you still want to fuck them

I just don't understand this concept. If I hated someone the last thing i'd want to do is fuck them.


Ejaculate on their forehead maybe at a push, but that's about it.



@Magma - Would definitely do Eric Pickles if he dressed up as Nanny from Count Duckula and could do the voice and everything. No problem.

[Electric_Head]

Kate Garraway isn't that bad though Jim.
No idea who she is though.

[magma]

Prescott or Pickles?

Prezza, but no kissing.

At least Prezza looks human... Pickles looks like a fucking Sontaran.

[magma]

There's just something reeeaaaally fucking sexy about her. She looks/sounds a bit too much like an ex of mine, though.

[particle-jim]

Kate Garraway isn't that bad though Jim.
No idea who she is though.

Presents shit morning tv, she's about twice my age lol

[Terpit]

No magma.. This

@Magma - Yeah, but even if they don't want to enjoy it you're still giving them what they want/pleasure on some level. For that reason, I would not grace ANY of the aforementioned tory stnuc with my penis.

[Func]

Dont really fancy her but I reckon this old bitch would be good in the sack.

Saron Osbourne NSFW

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZZ-CqtHjAnk/R ... rne_77.jpg

That pic is fucking hilarious

[Laszlo]

No magma.. This

@Magma - Yeah, but even if they don't want to enjoy it you're still giving them what they want/pleasure on some level. For that reason, I would not grace ANY of the aforementioned tory stnuc with my penis.

Are you suggesting that rape victims enjoy it?

No. We were talking about hate sex, not rape.
Having never been raped, I don't really know if rape victims enjoy it or not. My guess would be that they don't.

[Laszlo]

Huh. A quick google search was very much inconclusive.
Not what I was expecting.

[Forum]

You London boys should know

[3za]

thats why its confusing breh

Maybe you feel dirty for thinking she's hot knowing that David Mitchell is banging her on a regular basis...

That just makes her hotter

[kingldub]

thats why its confusing breh

Maybe you feel dirty for thinking she's hot knowing that David Mitchell is banging her on a regular basis...

That just makes her hotter

I've said this before but, she is pretty much the female equivalent of David Mitchell. He basically has his penis inside himself there.

[Terpit]

No magma.. This

@Magma - Yeah, but even if they don't want to enjoy it you're still giving them what they want/pleasure on some level. For that reason, I would not grace ANY of the aforementioned tory stnuc with my penis.

Are you suggesting that rape victims enjoy it?

No. We were talking about hate sex, not rape.
Having never been raped, I don't really know if rape victims enjoy it or not. My guess would be that they don't.

sorry I thought you were being a massive wanker