Why aren't there any women on this forum?

[fc]

Perhaps if there were a secret ninja garden, then there might be more women here.

Just sayin'....

Sexist!

Kitchen, darling

Who DOESN'T like a nice, pretty garden, though?!

I think a secret ninja lady garden would fit in perfectly around here.

And I wonder who would visit it the most frequently....

faust

[wolf89]

They're scared of my gigantic cock. It's almost too much.

Even Sofa King knows about it

[fc]

by the way, this thread is LOL, i'm not one for airing my dirty laundry in public
at the end of the day it's one person's word against another

@dza - nothing wrong with a direct approach haha

[herbalicious]

by the way, this thread is LOL, i'm not one for airing my dirty laundry in public
at the end of the day it's one person's word against another

@dza - nothing wrong with a direct approach haha

Don't encourage him....

[fc]

to be honest if there was loads of women on here it would be abit shit.

This for me is the internet version of the pub, if that makes sense?

wot the fuck, aren't women allowed to go to the pub anymore?
you hang with the wrong kind of girls mate

[xarcane]

i once met a girl off the internet.

never again.

I once met a girl off the internet...
I was balls deep the following evening
great success

I once met two teenage chavettes off the internet (bebo) with some chavs J and D. They were butters, but after a while they started lezzing out, and it all got a bit hands-on - one of em got fingered/gave a BJ to J and D in the bathroom, whilst I was snogging the bird downstairs (didn't know chav etiquette). Then they switched places and me and D got head off the girl that was getting fingered in the bathroom, and the girl upstairs got fucked by J (no condom, he was the only one willing to risk it). After about 5 minutes the bird upstairs then came down in tears saying J had put his hands round her neck and said she couldn't deal because she had an abusive boyfriend who would strangle her during sex, then they left after much pleading on our parts, and the night culminated with shitty internet porn.

[xarcane]

Posts like that are probably why there aren't more women on the forum...

[*grand*]

Hmmm interesting story.

Grand

[bright maroon]

I'm definatly a female - although i do have some issues...

lions club thing - since I was about 3 years old...made me skip all that is pink

[bass hertz]

I'm definatly a female

prove

[collige]

made me skip all that is pink

Except your avatar.

[bright maroon]

made me skip all that is pink

Except your avatar.

my avatar is bad...

[collige]

Then change it.

[bright maroon]

my avatar is bad collige

get it...it's a bad color

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[herbalicious]

I just understood everything in a succession of posts by Bright Maroon...wow...

Where's that Ranks smilie when you need it...damn.

[feral witchchild]

what is this i dont even

[*grand*]

I just understood everything in a succession of posts by Bright Maroon...wow...

Where's that Ranks smilie when you need it...damn.

For real lol... I didn't do the perplex face when reading her posts!

Grand

[wolf89]

That means you're both going insane like she is

[bass hertz]

ya'll bitches girling in a female woman

[Pistonsbeneath]

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