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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:39 pm
by contakt
Shonky wrote:Wasn't Cannibal Holocaust banned in a lot of countries because of the amount of real animals killed in it?
Cannibal Holocaust is one of the most depressing films I have ever seen.
A mate convinced me to watch it because he really bought into the whole revisionist view of 1970's and '80's video nasties being worthy of academic study. He thought it was some kind of 'comment on exploitation films from the 1930s'.
That is bollocks I'm afraid.
It is just a deeply unpleasant film. Scenes of real animal torture are particularly nasty. Do not watch this.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:43 pm
by drksteppa
BETAMAXNOMATES wrote:boy_arena wrote:JUMPER! went to see it the other day and its the biggest load of crap i have EVER seen!! BOOOOORING!!!
Oh God yes, Jumper is just a complete mess.
Can't believe someone's nominated Superbad though. That's one of the best American comedies in years! 'The funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock'. Classic!
jumper was just, the most STUPIDEST movie I have ever seen
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:36 pm
by deamonds
d.three wrote:American Pie Presents: Beta House - 150% crap
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street -140% crap (unless you like musicals)
Harry Potter - 130% crap (unless you're under 14)
...and the list goes on
yes yes and yes...
Watch Taladega nights if your a tnuc and you like cuntish films, also blades of ice, actually bar anchorman and elf, anything will ferrel has done really, the guys a complete waste of skin
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:54 pm
by gravious
Contakt wrote:
Cannibal Holocaust is one of the most depressing films I have ever seen.
A mate convinced me to watch it because he really bought into the whole revisionist view of 1970's and '80's video nasties being worthy of academic study. He thought it was some kind of 'comment on exploitation films from the 1930s'.
That is bollocks I'm afraid.
It is just a deeply unpleasant film. Scenes of real animal torture are particularly nasty. Do not watch this.
^ This
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:57 pm
by oddfellow
Is Cannibal Holocaust the film where the director got the cast to go into hiding after the film to make it seems more authentic? Same film with the woman impaled on a spike? Not nice.
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:13 pm
by shonky
Tomity wrote:Is Cannibal Holocaust the film where the director got the cast to go into hiding after the film to make it seems more authentic? Same film with the woman impaled on a spike? Not nice.
From the wikipedia entry
The original controversy surrounding the film's release was the belief that Cannibal Holocaust was an actual snuff film, or that the actors were murdered in order to film their deaths for the movie. The film was confiscated ten days after premiering in Milan and Deodato was arrested. The courts believed not only that the four actors portraying the missing film crew were killed for the camera, but that the actress in the impalement scene was actually skewered in such a manner. To make matters worse for Deodato, the actors had signed contracts with him and the producers ensuring that they would not appear in any type of media, motion pictures or commercials for one year after the film's release, as to promote the idea that the film was truly the recovered footage of missing documentarians. Thus, when Deodato claimed that he had not killed the group, questions arose as to why the actors were in no other media if they were alive.
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:17 pm
by legend4ry
Shonky wrote:Tomity wrote:Is Cannibal Holocaust the film where the director got the cast to go into hiding after the film to make it seems more authentic? Same film with the woman impaled on a spike? Not nice.
From the wikipedia entry
The original controversy surrounding the film's release was the belief that Cannibal Holocaust was an actual snuff film, or that the actors were murdered in order to film their deaths for the movie. The film was confiscated ten days after premiering in Milan and Deodato was arrested. The courts believed not only that the four actors portraying the missing film crew were killed for the camera, but that the actress in the impalement scene was actually skewered in such a manner. To make matters worse for Deodato, the actors had signed contracts with him and the producers ensuring that they would not appear in any type of media, motion pictures or commercials for one year after the film's release, as to promote the idea that the film was truly the recovered footage of missing documentarians. Thus, when Deodato claimed that he had not killed the group, questions arose as to why the actors were in no other media if they were alive.
Bit nuts like!
Still though quite a decent idea, you know don't let the cast be in the public eye for a year for the realistic factor but if there was a REAL death on the film doubt I'll be watching it any time soon bit to grim for me

Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:59 am
by bagelator
i once had the misfortune of watching this
they made a second one as well. i didnt see that
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:43 am
by drksteppa
I thought "hancock" was the worst movie i have seen. Fake & cheesy as hell. a tad bit funny
Hancock gets a FAIL
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:46 am
by deamonds
bagelator wrote:i once had the misfortune of watching this
they made a second one as well. i didnt see that
my god the "bank job", the most cringeworthy 2 hours of your life, and he doesnt do ANY stunts, i was watching up to about 1hr15mins with my friend before i had to frisbee it out of the car
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:07 pm
by bagelator
deamonds wrote: i was watching up to about 1hr15mins with my friend before i had to frisbee it out of the car
lol that film deserves such a less glamorous final voyage
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:40 pm
by stayc
THE ONE I Made in school... We ended up killing someone very badly and our trailer music was.. *sighs* Candy Shop - 50.
"llow it" says it all.
I still have a copy in my room actually
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:43 pm
by maori-nick
Contakt wrote:Mr Hyde wrote:Tomity wrote:stanton wrote:Tomity wrote:The Warriors

TAKE THAT BACK!
Absolutely not. Fucking boring shite.
The Warriors is a wicked film!
Tomity - you will be sad to hear that we can never be friends. Sorry.
Warriors come out to plaaaaaay.....warriors come out to plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
pure comedy.
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:53 pm
by bjackman
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:23 pm
by spooKs
ivysomething wrote:
bill pullman's been on my shit list since 1996.
sort it outttttttt, watch lost highway
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:43 pm
by whighzeguy
Don't Mess With The Zohan.
Awful!
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:58 pm
by frodo
I'm not being a tryhard when I say that Miami Vice is one of the worst films I've ever seen.
And I used to really like Michael Mann.
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:14 pm
by frodo
control wrote:amelie
You have to be shitting me.
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:14 pm
by diss04
Frodo wrote:I'm not being a tryhard when I say that Miami Vice is one of the worst films I've ever seen.
And I used to really like Michael Mann.
the acting is more wooden than epping forest..
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:05 pm
by Tekki
Iv'e not seen pearl harbour, but I'm assuming it would be in the top 5.