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delendi · Post by **delendi** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:40 pm

you cussing our great chats bluke?

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:41 pm

dubluke wrote:on that subject i just think i need to remember you can't chat to birds like you can with lads

Yeah, that can get your ass in trouble.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:41 pm

Delendi wrote:you cussing our great chats bluke?

wha? of course nae, what i'm saying is that if i have to remember not to be a prk around girls i fancy

datura · Post by **datura** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:43 pm

dubluke wrote:
Delendi wrote:you cussing our great chats bluke?
wha? of course nae, what i'm saying is that if i have to remember not to be a prk around girls i fancy

You have to be true to yourself though

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:44 pm

datura wrote:
dubluke wrote:
Delendi wrote:you cussing our great chats bluke?
wha? of course nae, what i'm saying is that if i have to remember not to be a prk around girls i fancy
You have to be true to yourself though

Burrrrrrrrrn

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:45 pm

datura wrote:
dubluke wrote:
Delendi wrote:you cussing our great chats bluke?
wha? of course nae, what i'm saying is that if i have to remember not to be a prk around girls i fancy
You have to be true to yourself though

lol

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:46 pm

dubluke wrote:
Delendi wrote:you cussing our great chats bluke?
wha? of course nae, what i'm saying is that if i have to remember not to be a prk around girls i fancy

You need a "mate" that's a far worse prik. My bro referred to a mate of his as "the beater", cause as soon as he went to chat to the ladies, they all made their excuses and headed into the open, grouse style

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:47 pm

Shonky wrote:
dubluke wrote:
Delendi wrote:you cussing our great chats bluke?
wha? of course nae, what i'm saying is that if i have to remember not to be a prk around girls i fancy
You need a "mate" that's a far worse prik. My bro referred to a mate of his as "the beater", cause as soon as he went to chat to the ladies, they all made their excuses and headed into the open, grouse style

Win. So, where's your sex life headed, shonky? Straight down the shit-tube?

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:48 pm

Shonky wrote:
dubluke wrote:
Delendi wrote:you cussing our great chats bluke?
wha? of course nae, what i'm saying is that if i have to remember not to be a prk around girls i fancy
You need a "mate" that's a far worse prik. My bro referred to a mate of his as "the beater", cause as soon as he went to chat to the ladies, they all made their excuses and headed into the open, grouse style

lol i'm pretty much the lowest common denominator when it comes to rudeness amongst my circle of mates

good plan though, i'ma go find myself a proper tnuc

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:49 pm

dubluke wrote:
Shonky wrote:
dubluke wrote:
Delendi wrote:you cussing our great chats bluke?
wha? of course nae, what i'm saying is that if i have to remember not to be a prk around girls i fancy
You need a "mate" that's a far worse prik. My bro referred to a mate of his as "the beater", cause as soon as he went to chat to the ladies, they all made their excuses and headed into the open, grouse style
lol i'm pretty much the lowest common denominator when it comes to rudeness amongst my circle of mates

good plan though, i'ma go find myself a proper tnuc

Or I could be your friend, and get the girls.

badger · Post by **badger** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:49 pm

dubluke wrote:good plan though, i'ma go find myself a proper tnuc

it's a shame fofo isn't about today

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:50 pm

badger wrote:
dubluke wrote:good plan though, i'ma go find myself a proper tnuc
it's a shame fofo isn't about today

had him in mind innit

datura · Post by **datura** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:57 pm

Shonky wrote:
dubluke wrote:
Delendi wrote:you cussing our great chats bluke?
wha? of course nae, what i'm saying is that if i have to remember not to be a prk around girls i fancy
You need a "mate" that's a far worse prik. My bro referred to a mate of his as "the beater", cause as soon as he went to chat to the ladies, they all made their excuses and headed into the open, grouse style

choose your wingmen wisely

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:03 pm

datura wrote:
Shonky wrote:
dubluke wrote:
Delendi wrote:you cussing our great chats bluke?
wha? of course nae, what i'm saying is that if i have to remember not to be a prk around girls i fancy
You need a "mate" that's a far worse prik. My bro referred to a mate of his as "the beater", cause as soon as he went to chat to the ladies, they all made their excuses and headed into the open, grouse style
choose your wingmen wisely

shonks, that is very true my son. best thing to do if your a tnuc is find a bigger tnuc to make you look like less of a tnuc. i'm pretty sure thats what tony blair done for years

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:06 pm

Diss04 wrote:shonks, that is very true my son. best thing to do if your a tnuc is find a bigger tnuc to make you look like less of a tnuc. i'm pretty sure thats what tony blair done for years

Didn't really work did it

Of course there is always the try not being a tnuc angle

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:08 pm

Ive been single for like.. 5 months now I think its better tbh, I prefer the whole flirting stage to the ... aftermath so to say..The more you think of it, the harder it'll be.

Like I was proper on getting a misses for time, then I thought, fuck it.. Then a few weeks later, go out with the lads, meet some of our girl mates out for a girls night, started chatting to this one who was being a bit quiet...Long story short.....

I pulled.

Think the plan is to not try to hard and just be yourself but don't go out and get completely smashed! You'll make a prat of yourself.

datura · Post by **datura** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:08 pm

Shonky wrote:
Diss04 wrote:shonks, that is very true my son. best thing to do if your a tnuc is find a bigger tnuc to make you look like less of a tnuc. i'm pretty sure thats what tony blair done for years
Didn't really work did it

Of course there is always the try not being a tnuc angle

A guy I used to work with was well boring, but would chat to any girl, bore her comatose, then you could move in and only look good, I miss him

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:10 pm

datura wrote:
A guy I used to work with was well boring, but would chat to any girl, bore her comatose, then you could move in and only look good, I miss him

I think I work with him.

datura · Post by **datura** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:13 pm

Shonky wrote:
datura wrote:
A guy I used to work with was well boring, but would chat to any girl, bore her comatose, then you could move in and only look good, I miss him
I think I work with him.

does he fancy relocating to Manchester?

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:14 pm

Shonky wrote:
datura wrote:
A guy I used to work with was well boring, but would chat to any girl, bore her comatose, then you could move in and only look good, I miss him
I think I work with him.

i think i am him.

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