Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:56 am
I've been chatting to some seriously fit bird on msn I met on that thing.
Dead Rats wrote:I've been chatting to some seriously fat 56 year-old man on msn I "met" on that thing.
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:30 am
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:40 am
Over webcam n' all, mate... 
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:47 am
Dead Rats wrote:Over webcam n' all, mate...
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:02 am
Replace the mouth with a butthole, and you're there, my friend.FAUST.DTC wrote:Dead Rats wrote:Over webcam n' all, mate...
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:44 pm
You: Hello, er, stranger
Stranger: hi
You: Whats this all about then?
You: And why?
Stranger: are you computer?
You: I'm much more than that
You: Born and bred
You: the whole deal
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: I'm not too sure you know. Parents moved around a lot and lied to me most of the time
Stranger: Do you have seen TWO GIRL ONE CUP?
You: Absolutely not
You: I know what it is and thats good enough for me
You: Its a bit early for shit eating isnt it?
Stranger: Yes
You: At least start with some piss and work upwards
You: Maybe even a bit of toast to line the stomach?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The idea of eating some toast was too much for the poor soul...
Stranger: hi
You: Whats this all about then?
You: And why?
Stranger: are you computer?
You: I'm much more than that
You: Born and bred
You: the whole deal
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: I'm not too sure you know. Parents moved around a lot and lied to me most of the time
Stranger: Do you have seen TWO GIRL ONE CUP?
You: Absolutely not
You: I know what it is and thats good enough for me
You: Its a bit early for shit eating isnt it?
Stranger: Yes
You: At least start with some piss and work upwards
You: Maybe even a bit of toast to line the stomach?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The idea of eating some toast was too much for the poor soul...
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:54 pm
hahahaTomity wrote:You: Hello, er, stranger
Stranger: hi
You: Whats this all about then?
You: And why?
Stranger: are you computer?
You: I'm much more than that
You: Born and bred
You: the whole deal
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: I'm not too sure you know. Parents moved around a lot and lied to me most of the time
Stranger: Do you have seen TWO GIRL ONE CUP?
You: Absolutely not
You: I know what it is and thats good enough for me
You: Its a bit early for shit eating isnt it?
Stranger: Yes
You: At least start with some piss and work upwards
You: Maybe even a bit of toast to line the stomach?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The idea of eating some toast was too much for the poor soul...
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:33 pm
You: Stranger?
Stranger: Yes?
You: Was just checking
You: You could have been my dad or anyone really
You: Your not my dad are you?
Stranger: No I don't have any children
Stranger: they took my babbies away
You: What did you go to them? The old 'put em in a microwave for 10 seconds' trick?
You: Social services hate that
Stranger: NO I WAS A FATHR IN AR WHO KILLED HIS BABBYS
Stranger: THEY NEED TO DO WAY TO INSTAIN MOTHER WHO KILL THER BABBYS
Stranger: I AM VURY SORRY FOR YOUR LOTS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Yes?
You: Was just checking
You: You could have been my dad or anyone really
You: Your not my dad are you?
Stranger: No I don't have any children
Stranger: they took my babbies away
You: What did you go to them? The old 'put em in a microwave for 10 seconds' trick?
You: Social services hate that
Stranger: NO I WAS A FATHR IN AR WHO KILLED HIS BABBYS
Stranger: THEY NEED TO DO WAY TO INSTAIN MOTHER WHO KILL THER BABBYS
Stranger: I AM VURY SORRY FOR YOUR LOTS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:46 pm
Yeah, there's some psychoes on there, for sure.
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:58 pm
Stranger: hi
You: bonjour
You: tu aimes le dubstep?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: bonjour
You: tu aimes le dubstep?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:03 pm
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyy
You: hello
Stranger: Will you buy my child
You: ok
You: how much?
Stranger: 3p
You: bargain!
Stranger: xD
You: that's food for my family for a WHOLE WEEK
You: i'm a gerbil you see
Stranger: She is 36 and will hump you if you ask
Stranger: ah
You: ah what?
You: you got a problem with gerbils?
Stranger: well.. she may have a problem with that
Stranger: she might think you are a mini muffin
Stranger: and eat your face
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
what the fuck hahahaha
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyy
You: hello
Stranger: Will you buy my child
You: ok
You: how much?
Stranger: 3p
You: bargain!
Stranger: xD
You: that's food for my family for a WHOLE WEEK
You: i'm a gerbil you see
Stranger: She is 36 and will hump you if you ask
Stranger: ah
You: ah what?
You: you got a problem with gerbils?
Stranger: well.. she may have a problem with that
Stranger: she might think you are a mini muffin
Stranger: and eat your face
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
what the fuck hahahaha
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:48 am
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am gay
Stranger: i have small penis
You: dubstep
Stranger: i like to poo through my thong
Stranger: so it becomes splitted poo
)))))))
You: will make you straight, make your penis grow, block your arsehole and reconnect your poo.
Stranger: ok.
You: try it.
Stranger: why?
You: why not? do it for the lulz.
You: and the wobble.
You: WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBBBWUB
Stranger: aha okey
Stranger: i will try
Stranger: is a buttplug good?
You: indeed
Stranger: ok
You: a buttplug will work better sittng on a sub playing dub#
Stranger: i c
You: and now you kno.
You: my work here is done.
Just had this one
Stranger: hello
Stranger: i'm very lonely
You: hello
You: why?
Stranger: because i dont have any friends
Stranger:
Stranger: would you be my friend?
Stranger: were from u?
You: make some then
You: uk
You: maybe
Stranger: yes i make, i looking fot here friends
Stranger: but i go
Stranger: hei hei you you i dont want a girlfriend
what the fuck
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am gay
Stranger: i have small penis
You: dubstep
Stranger: i like to poo through my thong
Stranger: so it becomes splitted poo
)))))))You: will make you straight, make your penis grow, block your arsehole and reconnect your poo.
Stranger: ok.
You: try it.
Stranger: why?
You: why not? do it for the lulz.
You: and the wobble.
You: WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBBBWUB
Stranger: aha okey
Stranger: i will try
Stranger: is a buttplug good?
You: indeed
Stranger: ok
You: a buttplug will work better sittng on a sub playing dub#
Stranger: i c
You: and now you kno.
You: my work here is done.
Just had this one
Stranger: hello
Stranger: i'm very lonely
You: hello
You: why?
Stranger: because i dont have any friends
Stranger:
Stranger: would you be my friend?
Stranger: were from u?
You: make some then
You: uk
You: maybe
Stranger: yes i make, i looking fot here friends
Stranger: but i go
Stranger: hei hei you you i dont want a girlfriend
what the fuck
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:20 am
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You know？
You: I know.
Stranger: know？
You: Know.
Stranger: 。。。。where？
You: More like 'when', my friend. When...
Stranger: The sand under the sky
You: I miss you like the desert misses the rain.
You: Also, shit-stained cock.
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You know？
You: I know.
Stranger: know？
You: Know.
Stranger: 。。。。where？
You: More like 'when', my friend. When...
Stranger: The sand under the sky
You: I miss you like the desert misses the rain.
You: Also, shit-stained cock.
You have disconnected.
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:21 am
hahahaha lol im too high but thats just fuckin joke£10 Bag wrote:Stranger: hi
You: bonjour
You: tu aimes le dubstep?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:51 pm
ouchConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hey
You: asl, rudeboy/girl?
Stranger: ha 19 female us
You: nice
You: 18 male england
You: if you're nineteen year old girl and you're on Omegle
You: surely that means that you're not that hot, right?
Stranger: lol thats a mean thing to assume
You: well sorry for being mean
Stranger: (and no, im actually really cute)
You: well you say that but
You: i've been lied to before
Stranger: lol sorry then
You: i'm kidding
Stranger: HEY can you help me with something?
You: sure
You: if i can
You: nothing kinky, right?
Stranger: lol kind of?
You: erm
You: good ahead
Stranger: im in an argument with the girl i work with
You: ok
Stranger: okay, she's getting on my case because im getting chubby
You: what a bitch
Stranger: which of us sounds hotter?
Stranger: lol shes nice but im tryin to prove a point to her
You: her - everyone knows that the bitches are the hot ones
Stranger: ha listen first
Stranger: and she is hot but you need to tell me which of us sounds hotter
You: okay will do
Stranger: shes skinny, shes got like b boobs and a trim waist
Stranger: little hips and a frim butt
Stranger: *firm
You: sounds swell
Stranger: skinny arms skinny legs
Stranger: straight light brown hair
Stranger: im bigger, i have c boobs and a litle belly
Stranger: ive got wider hips and a round butt
Stranger: and chubby legs and long brown hair
You: she sounds much fitter
Stranger: she is thats her point
You: well
Stranger: my argument is that im sexier because im soft and bouncy
Stranger: we both get hit on all the time
You: well if you're fat, i wouldn't be hitting that
Stranger: im not fat!
You: then thats ok then
Stranger: hold on, i have a pic of me
You: ok cool lol
Stranger: http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/4801/indexl.jpg
Stranger: here, im pretty and Im chubby but im not fat
Stranger: i cant get a pic of eliza but shes really pretty too
You: yeah you'd get duppied
Stranger: duppied?
You: it's like hugging and kissing
You: rather than the other chick
You: sounds more of a "fuck and chuck" kinda girl
You: no one hugs the skinny ones
Stranger: ha okay thats it then!
Stranger: im cuddly and cute
Stranger: and guys would want to be my boyfriend
You: yeah pretty much
You: plus you'd be better in bed...
You: probably
Stranger: ha ha thanks
You: more greatful
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:51 pm
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: DUBSTEP FTW
You: YEAHHHHHHHH
You: WOOOO
You: IT ROCKS !!!!!!!!
You: OMG
You: FTW FTW
Stranger: somebody call 911
Stranger: i'm burnin up teh dance floor
You: DUBSTEP BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN
You: BUT IT STILL ROCKS! YEH WOOO
Stranger: who sells you cocaine?
You: DUBSTEP DOES
Stranger: who is dubstep
You: DONT YOU KNOW DUBSTEP?
You: OMG
You: DUBSTEP IS GREAT
Stranger: NO THATS WHY I SAID WHO THE FUCK IS DUBSTEP
You: DUBSTEP IS ON YOUTUBE
You: WOOO YEH
You: SEARCH HIM
You: HES LOVELY
Stranger: your a dickfour
You: NO I DONT HAVE FOUR DICKS
You: DUBSTEP DOES THO
Stranger: dubsep is a dickfour?
You: NO HE HAS FOUR DICKS
You: MAYBE MOAR
You: MOOOAAARRR
Stranger: more?
You: YES MOOAAARRR
You: WOOO
Stranger: i made your mother moar
You: YEH DUBSTEP FTW!!!!
Stranger: when i was giving her pleasure last night
You: DUBSTEP MADE YOUR MUM SKREEAM
Stranger: my mothers name isnt mum im not fucking gay ass european and i drive a real car
Stranger: my car gets 7 miles to the gallon but it will eat yours alive
You: HAHA I DRIVE A CAR THAT DUBSTEP GAVE ME
Stranger: so it has a penis in it
Stranger: is that the "seat cover"
You: YES YES IT DOES
You: DUBSTEP WOOO YEH!!!
You: FTW FTW
Stranger: when you think of a bag of dicks
Stranger: what do you think of
You: DUBSTEP FTW
You: AND YOUR "MOTHER" BEING PLEASURED BY DUBSTEP
Stranger: that was not called for
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: DUBSTEP FTW
You: YEAHHHHHHHH
You: WOOOO
You: IT ROCKS !!!!!!!!
You: OMG
You: FTW FTW
Stranger: somebody call 911
Stranger: i'm burnin up teh dance floor
You: DUBSTEP BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN
You: BUT IT STILL ROCKS! YEH WOOO
Stranger: who sells you cocaine?
You: DUBSTEP DOES
Stranger: who is dubstep
You: DONT YOU KNOW DUBSTEP?
You: OMG
You: DUBSTEP IS GREAT
Stranger: NO THATS WHY I SAID WHO THE FUCK IS DUBSTEP
You: DUBSTEP IS ON YOUTUBE
You: WOOO YEH
You: SEARCH HIM
You: HES LOVELY
Stranger: your a dickfour
You: NO I DONT HAVE FOUR DICKS
You: DUBSTEP DOES THO
Stranger: dubsep is a dickfour?
You: NO HE HAS FOUR DICKS
You: MAYBE MOAR
You: MOOOAAARRR
Stranger: more?
You: YES MOOAAARRR
You: WOOO
Stranger: i made your mother moar
You: YEH DUBSTEP FTW!!!!
Stranger: when i was giving her pleasure last night
You: DUBSTEP MADE YOUR MUM SKREEAM
Stranger: my mothers name isnt mum im not fucking gay ass european and i drive a real car
Stranger: my car gets 7 miles to the gallon but it will eat yours alive
You: HAHA I DRIVE A CAR THAT DUBSTEP GAVE ME
Stranger: so it has a penis in it
Stranger: is that the "seat cover"
You: YES YES IT DOES
You: DUBSTEP WOOO YEH!!!
You: FTW FTW
Stranger: when you think of a bag of dicks
Stranger: what do you think of
You: DUBSTEP FTW
You: AND YOUR "MOTHER" BEING PLEASURED BY DUBSTEP
Stranger: that was not called for
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:17 pm
haha this things genius
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup
Stranger: hi
You: hows it goin
You: i like trains
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup
Stranger: hi
You: hows it goin
You: i like trains
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:17 pm
Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:22 pm
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: mkhjkhn
You: bubble hash
Stranger: assmonkeys
You: seas monkeys
Stranger: sea biscuit
You: horse race
Stranger: nascar race
You: YANKEY DOODLE
Stranger: WENT TO TOWN
You: RIDING ON A PONY
Stranger: STUCK A FINGER UP HIS ASS
You: AND HAD SOME MARSCAPONE
Stranger:
You: are you from the us of a
Stranger: yarrr
You: hows the economic climate out there
Stranger: Obama-ey L\
Stranger: :\
You: hes a fool
Stranger: ya
You: i love you
Stranger: i love you too
You: awesome, chat sex?
You: im touching my big throbbing penis
You: massaging up and down
Stranger: ok I guess I'll take the part of the female
You: URGH FFEMALE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: mkhjkhn
You: bubble hash
Stranger: assmonkeys
You: seas monkeys
Stranger: sea biscuit
You: horse race
Stranger: nascar race
You: YANKEY DOODLE
Stranger: WENT TO TOWN
You: RIDING ON A PONY
Stranger: STUCK A FINGER UP HIS ASS
You: AND HAD SOME MARSCAPONE
Stranger:
You: are you from the us of a
Stranger: yarrr
You: hows the economic climate out there
Stranger: Obama-ey L\
Stranger: :\
You: hes a fool
Stranger: ya
You: i love you
Stranger: i love you too
You: awesome, chat sex?
You: im touching my big throbbing penis
You: massaging up and down
Stranger: ok I guess I'll take the part of the female
You: URGH FFEMALE