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LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:43 am

We needs pics first, I'm not driving to Wales to bed someone called Auria without evidence she actually exists.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:44 am

haha, deamonds cave of sin here i come...

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:46 am

deamonds wrote:haha, deamonds cave of sin here i come...

2's on the petrol?

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:47 am

if your whipping, were fucking

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:49 am

I've got dibs on which end first.

cal · Post by **cal** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:50 am

I've got dibs on Turkish teawoman

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:51 am

LOL cal, dont chat bull like istan...WOK DAT!!

lloydnoise · Post by **lloydnoise** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:05 am

this is too tense, Baron, it seems like the 'invite her over, cook food, provide booze' option is the best. Godspeed.
I'm gonna buy the boxset of this when it comes out..

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:09 am

lol lloyd

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:00 pm

cal wrote:I've got dibs on Turkish teawoman

well are there any younger sisters nocking about for me?

welll good thread this

did · Post by **did** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:07 pm

cal wrote:Call her up > invite her over > cook dinner > open a bottle of wine > have your chat turkey free > enjoy the result > post on DSF

edit: lol deams

i was gonna suggest roast turkey!

cityzen · Post by **cityzen** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:25 pm

Can't think of a worse case of a Turk blocking the progress of a British man since Gallipoli!

keirondrk · Post by **keirondrk** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:46 pm

I've just caught up reading thru this thread wow.... it's better then any current soap... comedy drama the lot

between all this and the blowjob train stories I've lost a good hour opps guess I should crack on to some work now.

Good lucky Wiggley Baron get them words out, many years ago I hesitated and hesitated... and hesitated too long she moved away... (nothing to do with me honest!!)

not that I'm upset about , I shortly found my wife after and have been with her over six years now... wow has time gone by damn, when did I end up nearly 30 !!! ??? !!!

If she did happen to say no (I don't think she will though reading through the lonnngggg postings) sure it will majorly upset ya but nothing you can do and at least you've been honest on how you feel,

if you leave it so long she moves on to someone else you really will kick yourself for not dropping the mouth words..

GOODDD LUUCKK on the exam and the turkish destruction / mission.

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:47 pm

deamonds wrote:maybe...have you got star wars nickers on? cause your arse is out of this world..

Now that one I gotta use.

As everyone else has said mate, call or text and have her come round your place instead. Or have you got a friend that you think the Turkish bird would fancy? You know, a wingman to take one for the team and run a bit of interference for you. Just a thought.

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:47 pm

CityZen wrote:Can't think of a worse case of a Turk blocking the progress of a British man since Gallipoli!

ajantis_art · Post by **ajantis_art** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:57 pm

forum roadtrip to wiggle's to sort this situation out i reckon

cal · Post by **cal** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:06 pm

ajantis_art wrote:forum roadtrip to wiggle's to sort this situation out i reckon

booking eurostar as i type

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:33 pm

::G-SUS:: wrote:
deamonds wrote:maybe...have you got star wars nickers on? cause your arse is out of this world..

Now that one I gotta use.

As everyone else has said mate, call or text and have her come round your place instead. Or have you got a friend that you think the Turkish bird would fancy? You know, a wingman to take one for the team and run a bit of interference for you. Just a thought.

I'd love to help i have a right fiending for turkish birds, its just a shame 99% of them are so repressed by their culture that they wouldnt dare look twice at a western guy for fear of getting sliced to bits off their dad.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:45 pm

racist much?

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:53 pm

deamonds wrote:racist much?

I know what a generalisation, i'm sure he didn't mean it like that though

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