The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Hircine]

My girlfriends laptop has the dreaded black screen of death...which may have summin to do with the tiny drop of floor cleaner I spilt on it. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Black screen of death? Not blue?

My super super fit ex from Germany asked me to come stay over. She was super flirtatious and very inviting. Tells me at the last second she has a boyfriend. Seeeeeriassssssasaaaaasaa

ask if her boyfriend minds another sausage in his hotdog

[jayladders]

My girlfriends laptop has the dreaded black screen of death...which may have summin to do with the tiny drop of floor cleaner I spilt on it. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Black screen of death? Not blue?

My super super fit ex from Germany asked me to come stay over. She was super flirtatious and very inviting. Tells me at the last second she has a boyfriend. Seeeeeriassssssasaaaaasaa

ask if her boyfriend minds another sausage in his hotdog

Regardless of his answer (which judging from his looks would be a feebly issued yes) I ain't like that

[Hircine]

My girlfriends laptop has the dreaded black screen of death...which may have summin to do with the tiny drop of floor cleaner I spilt on it. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Black screen of death? Not blue?

My super super fit ex from Germany asked me to come stay over. She was super flirtatious and very inviting. Tells me at the last second she has a boyfriend. Seeeeeriassssssasaaaaasaa

ask if her boyfriend minds another sausage in his hotdog

Regardless of his answer (which judging from his looks would be a feebly issued yes) I ain't like that

It's just a sword skirmish between two gentlemen. Plus you get to bang her.

[jayladders]

My girlfriends laptop has the dreaded black screen of death...which may have summin to do with the tiny drop of floor cleaner I spilt on it. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Black screen of death? Not blue?

My super super fit ex from Germany asked me to come stay over. She was super flirtatious and very inviting. Tells me at the last second she has a boyfriend. Seeeeeriassssssasaaaaasaa

ask if her boyfriend minds another sausage in his hotdog

Regardless of his answer (which judging from his looks would be a feebly issued yes) I ain't like that

It's just a sword skirmish between two gentlemen. Plus you get to bang her.

I'm a moral driven person. And there's a lot of emotion involved (I'm one of those people that fails to understand meaningless sex) so its a no go. Advice appreciated

[dickman69]

Even tho Im in w/ the promoters, I cant go see Coki TWO DAYS BEFORE my 21st birthday b/c Im underage and the club is running the door...

some lame shit for real

[faust.dtc]

My girlfriends laptop has the dreaded black screen of death...which may have summin to do with the tiny drop of floor cleaner I spilt on it. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Black screen of death? Not blue?

Nah black, she forgot to turn it on.

Definitely black. Blank even. Power light but nothing on the screen when it boots.

[Terpit]

My lungs are fucked

[wobbles]

Even tho Im in w/ the promoters, I cant go see Coki TWO DAYS BEFORE my 21st birthday b/c Im underage and the club is running the door...

some lame shit for real

At reconstrvct?

[dickman69]

Even tho Im in w/ the promoters, I cant go see Coki TWO DAYS BEFORE my 21st birthday b/c Im underage and the club is running the door...

some lame shit for real

At reconstrvct?

no in tha burgh

[P Daley]

Even tho Im in w/ the promoters, I cant go see Coki TWO DAYS BEFORE my 21st birthday b/c Im underage and the club is running the door...

some lame shit for real

Fuckin a i'm pissed about this too. My friend said Coki was coming to PGH and wanted me to go with him, but I'm 17

[Hircine]

don't you guys have fake ids?

[Shum]

Even tho Im in w/ the promoters, I cant go see Coki TWO DAYS BEFORE my 21st birthday b/c Im underage and the club is running the door...

some lame shit for real

that is pretty lame

[dickman69]

don't you guys have fake ids?

i never needed an id just to get drunk (could just do that at some party) but i only ever needed to get into clubs to see artists i like lately because only as of late have any good artists been booked... so wasnt worth the price of a fake id for 3 months of shows

[Hircine]

don't you guys have fake ids?

i never needed an id just to get drunk (could just do that at some party) but i only ever needed to get into clubs to see artists i like lately because only as of late have any good artists been booked... so wasnt worth the price of a fake id for 3 months of shows

I don't enjoy drinking but kept one since I was 15 just in case, only used once to see a metal show. Cheap as fuck around here and I bet that you and your mates can put together a few fake ids in no time, you are just going to show it to a bouncer after all.

[dickman69]

yeah i probably could be all crafty & get in

[Hircine]

yeah i probably could be all crafty & get in

You can also offer the bouncer money or drugs, or just try to get in normally. Do they have to card everyone? Around here bouncers only card fools that make way too much noise about it or are drunk or simply look obnoxious. Also don't bring the whole sausage pack with you, better take girls with you in this case.

[kidshuffle]

yeah they card everyone

[Molzie]

just slip in.

a mate of mine does it all the time but ive never had the balls to do it.

all about timing.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

just do this.



(the first half obviously)

[dickman69]

LOLOLOL ^