The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Forum]

I only used it because i heard men at work - land down under in a shop earlier

[jameshk]

James - call up FACT and insinuate that the whole company's running off pirated software licenses. With any luck they'll end up with a nice little audit to deal with and if they get rumbled on anything you might get a bit of compensation for your missed pay.

[jayladders]

Prawn and Chicken past with mayo? could spread it into sly locations...

If they've got curtains, unpick the bottom, insert the food, then sew them back up.

thats one of the most evil and ingenius things ive ever heard.

[jameshk]

apparantly is because we've been put on a pro rata system? what the hell does that even mean?

[Electric_Head]

Fuck you SA mail service.
I want KOMPLETE NOW!!!!

Jameshk - no work no pay

[wub]

apparantly is because we've been put on a pro rata system? what the hell does that even mean?

Say you were employed for 12month and for those 12months you were given 30 days of holiday. If you took all 30 days in the first 6months, then quit, then the pro rata allocation of your holiday over the year would be taken out of your final pay cheque, as technically you were only entitled to take 15 days for the 6month period not 30.

[say_whut]

Student load schedule came through. They fucked it up AGAIN. Shocker.

[P Daley]

At school we locked a chocolate milk in a locker for 2 years, the smell got so bad even with the locker shut they had to go in with bolt cutters. 3 people chundered in corridor and they had to seal off the whole area

I remember last summer before the end of the school year a few of my friends and I took chocolate milk cartons and stashed them open in a few classroom's bookshelves. We came in and checked them during the year and the smell was rancid. They shut down a few of the rooms for a month to clean them thoroughly. It took the school 3 months after school started to find them. Hilarious.

[jayladders]

I think I have heartburn, my throat feels like acid. It's burning and I feel sick, is that heartburn?

[jameshk]

apparantly is because we've been put on a pro rata system? what the hell does that even mean?

Say you were employed for 12month and for those 12months you were given 30 days of holiday. If you took all 30 days in the first 6months, then quit, then the pro rata allocation of your holiday over the year would be taken out of your final pay cheque, as technically you were only entitled to take 15 days for the 6month period not 30.

Surely i'd have to sign something for any kind of contract or payment change?

[Blenky]

apparantly is because we've been put on a pro rata system? what the hell does that even mean?

It means you should shit in the cistern of every toilet in the building

[wub]

apparantly is because we've been put on a pro rata system? what the hell does that even mean?

Say you were employed for 12month and for those 12months you were given 30 days of holiday. If you took all 30 days in the first 6months, then quit, then the pro rata allocation of your holiday over the year would be taken out of your final pay cheque, as technically you were only entitled to take 15 days for the 6month period not 30.

Surely i'd have to sign something for any kind of contract or payment change?

Yes, yes you would. Though it depends on what you signed first time round...did you read every clause?

[jameshk]

apparantly is because we've been put on a pro rata system? what the hell does that even mean?

Say you were employed for 12month and for those 12months you were given 30 days of holiday. If you took all 30 days in the first 6months, then quit, then the pro rata allocation of your holiday over the year would be taken out of your final pay cheque, as technically you were only entitled to take 15 days for the 6month period not 30.

Surely i'd have to sign something for any kind of contract or payment change?

Yes, yes you would. Though it depends on what you signed first time round...did you read every clause?

Yeah, didn't say anything about 'you may be screwed over and forced onto pro rats' anywhere.

[particle-jim]

apparantly is because we've been put on a pro rata system? what the hell does that even mean?

Say you were employed for 12month and for those 12months you were given 30 days of holiday. If you took all 30 days in the first 6months, then quit, then the pro rata allocation of your holiday over the year would be taken out of your final pay cheque, as technically you were only entitled to take 15 days for the 6month period not 30.

Surely i'd have to sign something for any kind of contract or payment change?

Yes, yes you would. Though it depends on what you signed first time round...did you read every clause?

Yeah, didn't say anything about 'you may be screwed over and forced onto pro rats' anywhere.

hehehe pro rats

[wub]

Yeah, didn't say anything about 'you may be screwed over and forced onto dead rats anywhere.

[antipode]

Even tho Im in w/ the promoters, I cant go see Coki TWO DAYS BEFORE my 21st birthday b/c Im underage and the club is running the door...

some lame shit for real

that is pretty lame

obvs not as "in" as you think u are fam

[jameshk]

You knows what i mean

[antipode]

got declined time off for new years

wankers

[wub]

got declined time off for new years

wankers

You get paid extra as it's a holiday?

[antipode]

got declined time off for new years

wankers

You get paid extra as it's a holiday?

well the only public holiday is new years day I think, so yeah if I work then I'll get time and a half. think we're open til 12 on nye and it's usually me that closes up the bar at the end of the night soooo..

what I dont get is that the other barman just took 3 weeks leave this week, dont see how he's able to get new years off aswell.

being the new guy in a place with a low turnover is shit.