The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Hircine]

blue ballz man, soak em in soursop and dry under the sun, be good in no time blud

[didi]

I must be pregnant. Fuck. Anyone want a kid in 9 months?

Shotgun

No don't do that, the kid could be useful.

[nowaysj]

she decides "hey let's make things awkward" and asks me if I fucking miss her and she got upset when I said no.

U are player.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

fucking useless dealers... having a terrible weekend & all i want is some fucking ganga.

[Phigure]

fucking useless dealers... having a terrible weekend & all i want is some fucking ganga.

same situation right now, i feel your pain

[Hircine]

support your homegrower man, shit's dire enough around here because of drug traffic.

[dickman69]

Made an order on discogs on June 12th, my paypal bounced and I didn't get a letter from the bank until a few weeks later. I resent the payment the first week of July and apologized to the seller and asked him if the payment was straight, he said it was.

I still haven't received the records and the status was switched to "shipped" after I made the original payment that ended up bouncing...

Getting really upset w/ all of this

[Dead Rats]

"hi, folks, this is the mayor of London!" catchin me a little bit off guard on the bus speakers at 6am.

[vishes]

Can't seem to get my phone (S3) to vibrate when I get a call, email and text message. Starting to piss me off.

[MasterA]

feeling down and I have no idea why.

[scattybeanhead]

fell asleep on my parents sofa in a really weird position with a glass of milk in my hand, woke up at about 6am and it was all over me and the sofa. now having to wash the sofa, fucking stinks so bad

[ultraspatial]

fell asleep on my parents sofa in a really weird position with a glass of milk in my hand, woke up at about 6am and it was all over me and the sofa. now having to wash the sofa, fucking stinks so bad

how did you manage to fall asleep like that?

[AxeD]

fell asleep on my parents sofa in a really weird position with a glass of milk in my hand, woke up at about 6am and it was all over me and the sofa. now having to wash the sofa, fucking stinks so bad

how did you manage to fall asleep like that?

Friend of mine once fell asleep at a Noisia show Some people just kind of pass out I guess.

[jayladders]

talking to this really really hot girl but shes obsessed with her own knowledge of biology. its a shame cos she looks amazing and she is interesting but wont shut the fuck up about dolly the god damn sheep

[Gewze]

got given a grinder for my bday, cant find it and it has a zoot in it

[sigbowls]

talking to this really really hot girl but shes obsessed with her own knowledge of biology. its a shame cos she looks amazing and she is interesting but wont shut the fuck up about dolly the god damn sheep

take her to go see some sheep

[Terpit]

talking to this really really hot girl but shes obsessed with her own knowledge of biology. its a shame cos she looks amazing and she is interesting but wont shut the fuck up about dolly the god damn sheep

take her to go see some sheep

Sexy sheep threesome.. Hmmmmmm,mmmmm

[scattybeanhead]

fell asleep on my parents sofa in a really weird position with a glass of milk in my hand, woke up at about 6am and it was all over me and the sofa. now having to wash the sofa, fucking stinks so bad

how did you manage to fall asleep like that?

i was trashed. also there is no sort of obstacle that will stop me from passing out, just gets to a certain point and my brain switches itself off - probably really healthy

[jayladders]

talking to this really really hot girl but shes obsessed with her own knowledge of biology. its a shame cos she looks amazing and she is interesting but wont shut the fuck up about dolly the god damn sheep

take her to go see some sheep

Sexy sheep threesome.. Hmmmmmm,mmmmm

Well I am in Wales..

[dubluke]

talking to this really really hot girl but shes obsessed with her own knowledge of biology. its a shame cos she looks amazing and she is interesting but wont shut the fuck up about dolly the god damn sheep

Next time you see her just shout "bitch that sheep be dead!! now lets go grab some barbecue and busaaaay"