The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Ferryman]

My cat sucking himself off in front of me, the other one never does it

Why do people keep cats again?

Every time I walk into the room she's face deep into her ass.

Ahhh so that's why... nuff said.

[wobbles]

Never have 4 full scoops of protein in one day

How's your ass feeling?

My ass is aite
Im farting like a bitch

[Ferryman]

Never have 4 full scoops of protein in one day

How's your ass feeling?

My ass is aite
Im farting like a bitch

so that's what has set me off recently. Was trying to figure it out...! Protein shakes!

[PinUp]

protein is going to give you some serious bowel reactions. Cleaning the toilets at the gym was one of the worst jobs ever

[antipode]

found my cat in my cutlery drawer before

i was like excuse cat wtf are u doing get off the knives and forks, u are a cat u dont even need to use cutlery

then she climbed into the bread drawer

true story

[Ferryman]

found my cat in my cutlery drawer before

i was like excuse cat wtf are u doing get off the knives and forks, u are a cat u dont even need to use cutlery

then she climbed into the bread drawer

true story

it's a cool one, as well.

[ultraspatial]

Darkstar’s bleak, song-based debut album, North, came as something of a shock to those expecting lithe, vocoderised dubstep in the vein of ‘Aidy’s Girl Is A Computer’. But in alienating the dance underground that nurtured them to begin with, the group have afforded themselves a longevity and a creative freedom that they might otherwise have been denied.

Because yeah, there's no creativity in dance music....

[Johnlenham]

Trying not to spiral into a pit of misery is quite hard right now. I just need Friday to arrive so I can forget about what Im missing out on right now due to being a complete muppet.

[Terpit]

Trying not to spiral into a pit of misery is quite hard right now. I just need Friday to arrive so I can forget about what Im missing out on right now due to being a complete muppet.

Poetic, yet cryptic.

[PinUp]

Trying not to spiral into a pit of misery is quite hard right now. I just need Friday to arrive so I can forget about what Im missing out on right now due to being a complete muppet.

Ibiza?

Friday will be sick!

[Johnlenham]

Trying not to spiral into a pit of misery is quite hard right now. I just need Friday to arrive so I can forget about what Im missing out on right now due to being a complete muppet.

Ibiza?

Friday will be sick!

Yeah man its fucking grim its even worse that I work alone for essentially 7/8 hrs a day so there is too much time to think about stuff

Got to keep repeating "They are seeing drum and bass/The Island will still be there in a year/Fabric will be sick/your going to Dimensions" like some kind of fucked up mantra

[PinUp]

Trying not to spiral into a pit of misery is quite hard right now. I just need Friday to arrive so I can forget about what Im missing out on right now due to being a complete muppet.

Ibiza?

Friday will be sick!

Yeah man its fucking grim its even worse that I work alone for essentially 7/8 hrs a day so there is too much time to think about stuff

Got to keep repeating "They are seeing drum and bass/The Island will still be there in a year/Fabric will be sick/your going to Dimensions" like some kind of fucked up mantra

Hang in there bro

[Terpit]

I Made the mistake, after a few beers, that I was,man enough to fry bacon with no shirt on. Im not, it hurts.

[Johnlenham]

I Made the mistake, after a few beers, that I was,man enough to fry bacon with no shirt on. Im not, it hurts.

Stuf like this is not helping haha
"Offered the guy on the plane next to me a mini cheddar, we get talking and he's only an artist booker... Puts us all on the guest list for Carl cox's birthday at space tonight which is sold out. VIP baby. Thank fuck for mini cheddars "

[Terpit]

I Made the mistake, after a few beers, that I was,man enough to fry bacon with no shirt on. Im not, it hurts.

Stuf like this is not helping haha
"Offered the guy on the plane next to me a mini cheddar, we get talking and he's only an artist booker... Puts us all on the guest list for Carl cox's birthday at space tonight which is sold out. VIP baby. Thank fuck for mini cheddars "

Haha I like the story, but without trying to sound rude, I don't seethe relevance

[Johnlenham]

I Made the mistake, after a few beers, that I was,man enough to fry bacon with no shirt on. Im not, it hurts.

Stuf like this is not helping haha
"Offered the guy on the plane next to me a mini cheddar, we get talking and he's only an artist booker... Puts us all on the guest list for Carl cox's birthday at space tonight which is sold out. VIP baby. Thank fuck for mini cheddars "

Haha I like the story, but without trying to sound rude, I don't seethe relevance

It was relevant to my whinge not yours!

[Terpit]

I Made the mistake, after a few beers, that I was,man enough to fry bacon with no shirt on. Im not, it hurts.

Stuf like this is not helping haha
"Offered the guy on the plane next to me a mini cheddar, we get talking and he's only an artist booker... Puts us all on the guest list for Carl cox's birthday at space tonight which is sold out. VIP baby. Thank fuck for mini cheddars "

Haha I like the story, but without trying to sound rude, I don't seethe relevance

It was relevant to my whinge not yours!

alright then

[AllNightDayDream]

Gonna have to miss the only time Scuba's rollin through the midwest

[Sexual_Chocolate]

i have to sign up to watch BR now?

fuck sakes.

[Phigure]

Gonna have to miss the only time Scuba's rollin through the midwest

lol, im missing him on the 2nd too