things that have made you happy today

[gwa]

if it makes you feel better, i've got a company that supplies ASDA with LCD TV's threatening legal because some idiot in purchasing decided to change the pack size from 12 to 6 so it came up on our system that we only received half of the 6M shipment.

oh it's all your fault, george, ALL YOURS.

[antipode]

yeh well i broke a pint glass tonight

just kidding it was already cracked tho

[gwa]

how's my tune coming along?

[Electric_Head]

if it makes you feel better, i've got a company that supplies ASDA with LCD TV's threatening legal because some idiot in purchasing decided to change the pack size from 12 to 6 so it came up on our system that we only received half of the 6M shipment.

oh it's all your fault, george, ALL YOURS.

Yep, pass the buck.
I know how to shout just like them.
After all the BS, I still managed to get the production controller to do the work as well.
We won't be talking to each other for a while now
Fucker thought he'd act like my boss.
Now his team is controlling the entire rework and I`m not even involved.

Who's the sucker now

[gwa]

i've got a piece of paper that has ASDA's T&C's for open account freight shipments.

i get great pleasure of reading it down the phone to my suppliers

'you must provide the shipping document recei....'
'Oh...'

YES! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU HAVEN'T PROVIDED IT! DON'T SHOUT AT ME YOU


oh, roll on 5 o clock so i can go home and take some benzos and forget my life away..

[herbs]

I've been working on a security alarm system project for over a year. My end works, the equipment on site does not. Everybody to do with it - from fitters, to company directors - have all buried their heads in the sand, and have decided to pass anyone who asks questions about it to me.

It does not work.

"But, it's supposed to go straight through to the police control centre next month".

Well...that can't happen.

"It has to happen. Get it done".



Tell you what, give me the 2 mill you've spent on it, and I'll get some mates to sit on site with 999 on speed dial. Job done.

[Electric_Head]

Tell you what, give me the 2 mill you've spent on it, and I'll get some mates to sit on site with 999 on speed dial. Job done.

Stoner logic can solve the world's problems.

[herbs]

posted in the wrong thread

[gwa]

we've all been posting in the wrong thread

[antipode]

how's my tune coming along?

have this to hold you over until I finish (start) it

[ehbes]

Hatfields and McCoys is a great fucking miniseries

[wub]

Ordered some stuff online at 4pm yesterday, couldn't be bothered to pay for express shipping so ticked standard as it was free and said "4-5 working days"...stuff arrived today

[wobbles]

Epoch can you make me a tune bb

[say_whut]

Hudson Mohawke. Going through mixes and stuff, all of it is amazing and wow he's my hero

[wub]

The angry chap from this morning, who said he was going to report me to reception for going above the 5mph speed limit in the underground car park, appears to have not made good on his threat, despite me providing him my full name & contact details at the time.

[Forum]

The angry chap from this morning, who said he was going to report me to reception for going above the 5mph speed limit in the underground car park, appears to have not made good on his threat, despite me providing him my full name & contact details at the time.

You'll probably get a turd in the post tomorrow

[wub]

The angry chap from this morning, who said he was going to report me to reception for going above the 5mph speed limit in the underground car park, appears to have not made good on his threat, despite me providing him my full name & contact details at the time.

You'll probably get a turd in the post tomorrow

There's always a chance of that happening anyway tbh, moreso if I've annoyed someone who works with me.

[Naan_Bread]

new Yeasayer single is tight

IDGAF if this makes me a hipster or something

[magma]

Spent most of my birthday so far gardening in the sunshine and occasionally getting drenched by warm rain. This is nice, England.

[wub]

Spent most of my birthday so far gardening in the sunshine and occasionally getting drenched by warm rain. This is nice, England.

Happy birthday xx