Shit claims to fame

[JTMMusicuk]

i threw a poncho at graham coxon which hit him right between the eyes and he called me a cnut infront of everyone at evolution festival

[JTMMusicuk]

oh and i live 2 doors down from imogen thomas (the fit model from big bro)

[weedlefruit]

Keith Richards walked passed me when I was having a pint in Bath, I nodded but wasn't 100% that it was him. He nodded back and I felt whole after Googling it to confirm.

Shook hands with Michael Angelo Batio at a guitar convention when we were both waiting to use the Loo.

[Kochari]

i threw a poncho at graham coxon which hit him right between the eyes and he called me a cnut infront of everyone at evolution festival

[saint1]

My dad declined an offer to be in the housemartins so they asked Norman Cook instead

[Sheff]

ive been on a weekend session with Neville Longbottom

ive knocked Scratchy D's drink down himself at a club

[horse]

met peter stringfellow in an airport and had my photo taken with him.

walked past john peel at glastonbury.

i d&b track I wrote and recorded vocals for is going to be remixed by technical itch.

met skrillex outside a gig about 6 years ago, back when he was just sonny moore & playing in from first to last - chatted to him about aphex twin for a while.
he was pretty cool tbh, quiet, unassuming and a little shy.

i served warwick davis when i worked in virgin megastore.

[dmisreal]

i met a chad look-a-like at church lol

[aspect-dubz]

Keith Richards walked passed me when I was having a pint in Bath, I nodded but wasn't 100% that it was him. He nodded back and I felt whole after Googling it to confirm.

Shook hands with Michael Angelo Batio at a guitar convention when we were both waiting to use the Loo.

I've seen him in Bath aswell. It was either him or a zombie

[Kid_Robotik]

had dinner with Swindle
met Charlie 2na from J5 when i was 15, he let me look through his ipod and we spoke about how good Souls of Mischief are for about half an hour haha.
dont know his name but the lead singer of that shitty screamo/emo band Aiden tried to spit on me cause i called him a prick and said his musics shite.
cant for the life of me remember his name, but met a producer at outlook, (hes pretty big but realy cant remember now haha) and he said hed heard my tracks before and thought they were good.
my mates aunty used to go out with Michael Peterson (Charlie Bronson).
my mum went out with Andy Gray when they were both in school (that misogynistic football guy).
walked to the outlook campsite with Louis Slipperz, spoke about how awesome Chester P is the whole time.

[Pedro Sánchez]

Liam and Noel Gallagher helped their dad flag my drive.

[benjam]

Benga eyed up my gf while I was trying to talk to him about drums.
Ignored my gfs phone call as Id just sparked a biff only to find later shed got howard marks to ring me
Sang 'halo' onstage with soil and met the guitarist afterwards
Stood next to cannibal corpse at a gig with a cannibal corpse tshirt on totally oblivious
Neil morrissey ( bob the builder ) used to buy pies off my dad when he was in town

[Pedro Sánchez]

Benga eyed up my gf while I was trying to talk to him about drums.

Everyone has this claim to fame

[benjam]

Benga eyed up my gf while I was trying to talk to him about drums.

Everyone has this claim to fame

Benga lurve the ladies

[bass_culture]

I was on BBC Radio 4 earlier this year.

I am going to be on BBC 4 at the end of January 2012.

At gigs I used to regularly chat to the now massively famous Frank Turner, my brother once got him to sign a plastic teaspoon.

In 1995 I met the entire Leeds United team, including Gary Speed R.I.P, at an FA cup game at Goodison Park.

I have sat and drank in pubs with the legendary metal guitarist Brian Tatler of Diamond Head, the man who's music almost single handedly inspired the formation of Metallica.

[benjam]

Shit I forgot the best one, my gf went on holiday last year and the villa they rented belonged to wolf from the gladiators! She robbed one of his teaspoons lol

[mks]

I smacked Mad Professor with a door.

I talked on the phone with Scientist.

[AxeD]

i served warwick davis when i worked in virgin megastore.

Sounds like my kind of megastore.

[gergbot]

i met rob da bank at bestival this year. i also met toddla t in the toilet a few weeks ago

[Lichee]

i met rob da bank at bestival this year. i also met toddla t in the toilet a few weeks ago

toddla t is the worst dj i have ever seen. I threw quarter of my pint at him but missed. I've never heard so many rewinds in my life.