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I want to get a new smartphone, but my contract still has 1 year left.
http://www.mixcloud.com/joe-randommz/deep-dubstep-mix-2/
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I got a new smartphone, and occasionally it's slower than I would like it to be.
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Just saw this

bass hertz wrote: Less time masturbating = more time practicing for banjo duels.
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This morning the girl that served me in Starbucks was so attractive that it took me THREE attempts to tell her my order without tripping over my tongue. Shyiiiiiit. I think she might be the most beautiful girl I've ever seen AND she's got an Italian accent.magma wrote:Starbucks didn't toast my ham/emmental croissant well enough and the cheese got all sweaty, but didn't melt.
Fucking RAGING.

Of course, she now thinks I have learning difficulties and a speech impediment.

Meus equus tuo altior est
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
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you can learn english together, all good!magma wrote:This morning the girl that served me in Starbucks was so attractive that it took me THREE attempts to tell her my order without tripping over my tongue. Shyiiiiiit. I think she might be the most beautiful girl I've ever seen AND she's got an Italian accent.![]()
Of course, she now thinks I have learning difficulties and a speech impediment.
kruptah wrote:I play the technics.
My english teacher gave me a weird look when I mentioned that as the musical instrument I played. Like the wtf stare. I had to give her the 'wiki wiki' dj motion to confirm what i meant.
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Use it to your advantage!magma wrote:This morning the girl that served me in Starbucks was so attractive that it took me THREE attempts to tell her my order without tripping over my tongue. Shyiiiiiit. I think she might be the most beautiful girl I've ever seen AND she's got an Italian accent.magma wrote:Starbucks didn't toast my ham/emmental croissant well enough and the cheese got all sweaty, but didn't melt.
Fucking RAGING.![]()
Of course, she now thinks I have learning difficulties and a speech impediment.
bass hertz wrote: Less time masturbating = more time practicing for banjo duels.
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TL_ wrote:Use it to your advantage!magma wrote:This morning the girl that served me in Starbucks was so attractive that it took me THREE attempts to tell her my order without tripping over my tongue. Shyiiiiiit. I think she might be the most beautiful girl I've ever seen AND she's got an Italian accent.magma wrote:Starbucks didn't toast my ham/emmental croissant well enough and the cheese got all sweaty, but didn't melt.
Fucking RAGING.![]()
Of course, she now thinks I have learning difficulties and a speech impediment.

Meus equus tuo altior est
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
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im more then ready to go home and start this remix, instead im stuck at work.
kruptah wrote:I play the technics.
My english teacher gave me a weird look when I mentioned that as the musical instrument I played. Like the wtf stare. I had to give her the 'wiki wiki' dj motion to confirm what i meant.
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What're you remixing?
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just a mates tune, a nobody, but i was excited to come home - though lost all inspiration and couldn't do a single thing with it :@
kruptah wrote:I play the technics.
My english teacher gave me a weird look when I mentioned that as the musical instrument I played. Like the wtf stare. I had to give her the 'wiki wiki' dj motion to confirm what i meant.
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from the remix in your sig, I look forward to hearing it nonetheless 

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ergh i wouldn't its not an eyela beret ting, it's a remix of a jump up dnb tune.
i don't think im actually gonna finish it to be honest, after opening it up, it's really not my thing.
i don't think im actually gonna finish it to be honest, after opening it up, it's really not my thing.
kruptah wrote:I play the technics.
My english teacher gave me a weird look when I mentioned that as the musical instrument I played. Like the wtf stare. I had to give her the 'wiki wiki' dj motion to confirm what i meant.
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at work... need a cigarette but im watching boiler room lol
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I bought a salad at the deli today. They gave me two packages of croutons; no dressing.
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The lifts in my office building are STUPID.
Meus equus tuo altior est
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
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all the funny dictators are being overthrown and killed
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selling my production machine for a laptop. been on a production dry-spell recently and now the moment i wipe my hard disk and box up i have bucketloads of motivation to get some tracks going.. going to have to wait a few weeks i guess 

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Hopefully Kim Jong-Il's boy will be just as entertaining as his old man.O Tumma Tum Ladin wrote:all the funny dictators are being overthrown and killed
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I'm just not sure he's got the intuitive comic timing of his father but at least he'll carry on the tradition of assuming a girl's name.
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