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Im looking to change my eating habits cause I haven't been quite happy with what I'm eating lately (never too late I guess) so I was wondering if anyone had some quick-easy healthy recipes to get me started. Not that I can't cook but I haven't got a lot of time in my day to spend cooking and I don't know shit about nutrition (planning to read some more about it to get the basics). Anyone can help me out on this ? I know I probably need more whole foods, more proteins and less unsaturated fats but I can't bring this down to a real meal that i could cook...
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Terpit wrote:Anyone have any mad ideas for what i can do with a spag bol apart from the standard mushrooms, onion etc?
 
 I regret cooking last night after reading this, I must try it. Sounds a bit too meaty mind, diced bacon, minced pork, minced beef + chicken liver? And i forgot to add Worcestershire sauce to mine....meanmrcustard wrote:Terpit wrote:Anyone have any mad ideas for what i can do with a spag bol apart from the standard mushrooms, onion etc?
Spag Bol shouldn't have mushrooms in it. It shouldn't have much at all tbh.
I make the fucking best Spag Bol in the entire universe, so I should know.
Here's the ONLY way to go:
Get about 150-200g of diced bacon and fry off until golden, then add to a casserole or similar.
Add your soffrito to the frying pan (couple of onions, couple of carrots, couple sticks of celery chopped very finely - this is key, too many people make the mistake of just adding onion to the base) and some chopped garlic and fresh thyme, oregano and a couple of bay leaves and leave to sweat on a very low heat for about 15 minutes, then add to the casserole dish.
Then turn the frying pan to the highest heat and brown off about 500-600g of mince pork AND the same of mince beef. Do it in batches, then add to the casserole.
Then take about 200-250g of chicken livers (seriously, trust me on this one, I hate liver too but in this it just melts away and gives a real rich flavour) and cut them up *really* small, fry off in the same pan then add to the casserole.
Then put the casserole on the heat, give it all a stir and add 1 tin of tomatoes, 1-2 tubes of double concentrate tomato puree, a third-a half of a bottle of good red wine and half a pint of chicken or beef stock. Give it all a stir, it should be really liquidy at this point.
Season with lots of salt, pepper, nutmeg, and add a bit of Worcestershire sauce and anchovy essence to taste if you want.
Chop up a big handful of basil and add it to the pot.
Bring up to the boil, give it a good stir, then stick it in the middle of the oven, gas mark 1 (about 150°i think) for at least 4-5 hours, maybe more. Check it every couple of hours and give it a stir and check. What you're looking for is for all that liquid to evaporate and for you to be left with a really thick, dark sauce.
Once that's done, check the seasoning, add another handful of chopped basil then you should have enough spag bol for about 10-15. Once it's cooled down divide it up, freeze it and you've got really easy tasty meals for when you can't be arsed.
If I didn't seem to date so many vegetarians this would be my go-to third-date-come-round-to-mine-and-i'll-cook meal. So good it makes people want to sleep with you if you cook it.
I'm tempted to do this with maybe a bit of ground turkey to make it healthier. I think it should still stay somewhat close to your recipe's flavor.meanmrcustard wrote:Terpit wrote:Anyone have any mad ideas for what i can do with a spag bol apart from the standard mushrooms, onion etc?
Spag Bol shouldn't have mushrooms in it. It shouldn't have much at all tbh.
I make the fucking best Spag Bol in the entire universe, so I should know.
Here's the ONLY way to go:
Get about 150-200g of diced bacon and fry off until golden, then add to a casserole or similar.
Add your soffrito to the frying pan (couple of onions, couple of carrots, couple sticks of celery chopped very finely - this is key, too many people make the mistake of just adding onion to the base) and some chopped garlic and fresh thyme, oregano and a couple of bay leaves and leave to sweat on a very low heat for about 15 minutes, then add to the casserole dish.
Then turn the frying pan to the highest heat and brown off about 500-600g of mince pork AND the same of mince beef. Do it in batches, then add to the casserole.
Then take about 200-250g of chicken livers (seriously, trust me on this one, I hate liver too but in this it just melts away and gives a real rich flavour) and cut them up *really* small, fry off in the same pan then add to the casserole.
Then put the casserole on the heat, give it all a stir and add 1 tin of tomatoes, 1-2 tubes of double concentrate tomato puree, a third-a half of a bottle of good red wine and half a pint of chicken or beef stock. Give it all a stir, it should be really liquidy at this point.
Season with lots of salt, pepper, nutmeg, and add a bit of Worcestershire sauce and anchovy essence to taste if you want.
Chop up a big handful of basil and add it to the pot.
Bring up to the boil, give it a good stir, then stick it in the middle of the oven, gas mark 1 (about 150°i think) for at least 4-5 hours, maybe more. Check it every couple of hours and give it a stir and check. What you're looking for is for all that liquid to evaporate and for you to be left with a really thick, dark sauce.
Once that's done, check the seasoning, add another handful of chopped basil then you should have enough spag bol for about 10-15. Once it's cooled down divide it up, freeze it and you've got really easy tasty meals for when you can't be arsed.
If I didn't seem to date so many vegetarians this would be my go-to third-date-come-round-to-mine-and-i'll-cook meal. So good it makes people want to sleep with you if you cook it.
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That'd probably work.dsprainman wrote:
I'm tempted to do this with maybe a bit of ground turkey to make it healthier. I think it should still stay somewhat close to your recipe's flavor.


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I second this as being the only way to cook Spag Bolmeanmrcustard wrote:Terpit wrote:Anyone have any mad ideas for what i can do with a spag bol apart from the standard mushrooms, onion etc?
Spag Bol shouldn't have mushrooms in it. It shouldn't have much at all tbh.
I make the fucking best Spag Bol in the entire universe, so I should know.
Here's the ONLY way to go:
Get about 150-200g of diced bacon and fry off until golden, then add to a casserole or similar.
Add your soffrito to the frying pan (couple of onions, couple of carrots, couple sticks of celery chopped very finely - this is key, too many people make the mistake of just adding onion to the base) and some chopped garlic and fresh thyme, oregano and a couple of bay leaves and leave to sweat on a very low heat for about 15 minutes, then add to the casserole dish.
Then turn the frying pan to the highest heat and brown off about 500-600g of mince pork AND the same of mince beef. Do it in batches, then add to the casserole.
Then take about 200-250g of chicken livers (seriously, trust me on this one, I hate liver too but in this it just melts away and gives a real rich flavour) and cut them up *really* small, fry off in the same pan then add to the casserole.
Then put the casserole on the heat, give it all a stir and add 1 tin of tomatoes, 1-2 tubes of double concentrate tomato puree, a third-a half of a bottle of good red wine and half a pint of chicken or beef stock. Give it all a stir, it should be really liquidy at this point.
Season with lots of salt, pepper, nutmeg, and add a bit of Worcestershire sauce and anchovy essence to taste if you want.
Chop up a big handful of basil and add it to the pot.
Bring up to the boil, give it a good stir, then stick it in the middle of the oven, gas mark 1 (about 150°i think) for at least 4-5 hours, maybe more. Check it every couple of hours and give it a stir and check. What you're looking for is for all that liquid to evaporate and for you to be left with a really thick, dark sauce.
Once that's done, check the seasoning, add another handful of chopped basil then you should have enough spag bol for about 10-15. Once it's cooled down divide it up, freeze it and you've got really easy tasty meals for when you can't be arsed.
If I didn't seem to date so many vegetarians this would be my go-to third-date-come-round-to-mine-and-i'll-cook meal. So good it makes people want to sleep with you if you cook it.
 I add a little full fat milk towards the end to round off the sauce (obviously without boiling and splitting the milk)
  I add a little full fat milk towards the end to round off the sauce (obviously without boiling and splitting the milk)tr0tsky wrote: InI man nuh go to nah rasclot independent ethnic butchers seen.
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