http://omegle.com/

collige · Post by **collige** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:31 pm

hackman wrote: Stranger: ok I guess I'll take the part of the female
You: URGH FFEMALE

This is awesome, i need to try this!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:37 pm

DREADNORT wrote: Stranger: when you think of a bag of dicks
Stranger: what do you think of
You: DUBSTEP FTW
You: AND YOUR "MOTHER" BEING PLEASURED BY DUBSTEP
Stranger: that was not called for
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Thats brilliant !!!!!!

collige · Post by **collige** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:56 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: omegle is only used by pedos and losers
You: ?
You: discuss
Stranger: yes it is
You: which one are u?
Stranger: you are the one
Stranger: loser~
You: i dont chat with losers
You have disconnected.

rectaldubz · Post by **rectaldubz** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:04 pm

Stranger: shit
Stranger: i want fuck
Stranger: my cock is going to .........
You: ......shrink
You: fuck ure usb port
Stranger: i will do something with u
Stranger: SM?
You: u what, expain SM
You: ure not from the uk i can tell where u from
Stranger: where?
Stranger: how about ur chest?
You: yeh i been there nice beaches
Stranger: cup size?
You: i like a medium tea, two sugar's and quite milky
Stranger: i thnk C is best
You: nah not really a coffee person myself
Stranger: do u have any other way?
Stranger: msn?
You: nope
Stranger: i am a chinese
Stranger: u?
You: UK, did u know chinese people have the smallest cock's on the planet
Stranger: i am different

this was fun, quite strange i was talking to a chinese gay bloke.

hackman · Post by **hackman** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:11 pm

OMG was supposedly chatting to her:

from latvia, got her email!
though probably just some weirdo lol

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:17 pm

hackman wrote:OMG was supposedly chatting to her:

from latvia, got her email!
though probably just some weirdo lol

Lol hackman dont be fooled my friend.

hackman · Post by **hackman** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:19 pm

im a fool for love!

hurlingdervish · Post by **hurlingdervish** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:32 pm

Stranger: Hi!
You: holy shit
You: we dont have much time
You: i need you to do something
You: quickly!
Stranger: ahahah
Stranger: what?
You: take off your shoes!
Stranger: It is
You: go get your shoes!
Stranger: If have made it
You: THROW THEM OUT THE WINDOW
You: THEY ARE GOING TO EXPLODE
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: Oh shit there is a drunk man

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:58 pm

hackman wrote:im a fool for love!

true say true say lol

Jah Billah · Post by **Jah Billah** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:08 pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: salam aleykum
Your conversational partner has disconnected

ahier · Post by **ahier** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:21 pm

lol this site has jus destroyed any chance of working for my exam tomorrow

You: hi!
Stranger: fuck yourself!
You: hi!
Stranger: fuck yourself!
You: hi!
Stranger: hello

You: i guess we know who has the better willpower now

frodo · Post by **frodo** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:28 pm

Stranger: hey
You: would you like to see my cotton panties?
Stranger: cotton panties?
Stranger: r u boy or girl?
You: whatever you want me to be
Stranger: if u boy, ew it is very dirty
You: ok i'm a girl then
Stranger: then???
You: i got my panties from primark, 3 for a tenner
Stranger: whats ur really sex?
You: girl
Stranger: u r liar
You: you are
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hackman · Post by **hackman** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:35 pm

Wolverine99 wrote:
hackman wrote:im a fool for love!
true say true say lol

i used the same picture and convinced this guy i was a stunning girl called deborah kingsley

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: uk, you?
Stranger: uk
You: safe, where abouts
Stranger: nottingham
Stranger: why safe lol?
You: your the first brit ive met on here lol
Stranger: my honour
You: you know it
You: what age are you?
Stranger: 17
You: how were your exams
Stranger: not bad
You: i like chicken
Stranger: why?
You: it tastes good
You: in a sandwich
You: with some mayo
You: a bit of lettuce
You: maybe some bacon
You: bit of salt
You: pepper
You: mmmmm
Stranger: lol, seems that u like eating so much
You: im really fat
Stranger: im really...fit
Stranger: honestly
You: are you a bloke
Stranger: yea
Stranger: and u?
You: girl
Stranger: lovely
You: im rubbing my clit hard
Stranger: Can i have ur photo?
You: can i have yours
Stranger: sure
Stranger: but dun laugh at me
You: i wont
Stranger: http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak- ... 356734.jpg
Stranger: and yours?
You: hang on
You: http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/1332/may16.jpg
Stranger: hey come on
Stranger: your so prettey
Stranger: not fat at all
You: it was ajoke
You: im beautiful
Stranger: hot girl
Stranger: do u have a boyfriend?
You: no, are you on facebook?
Stranger: yea, what's ur name?
You: deborah kingsley
Stranger: but i'm going to add u
Stranger: my gf will kill me
You: im a bloke mate
You: LOL
You: oil seed rape
You: goes well nice with a grape
You: held together with some tape
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:38 pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: cyber
You: indeed
Stranger: yeah!!!
You: fuck yeahs
Stranger: wait female or male
You: female
Stranger: o goodie me 2
You: coooooooooool
Stranger: ur gay 2!!!!
You: gayer than u i reckon
Stranger: no way im way gayer
You: i'm totally gayer
Stranger: watevr k u start
You: u start
Stranger: no u start silly
You: its my first time don't really know what to do
Stranger: me either but dude dats totally turnin me on
You: nice
You: I'm slowly taking off my top to reveal my lacey bra
Stranger: im slowly pullin off my pants but i hav no underwear on
You: I'm caressing my breasts as i watch you undress
Stranger: ooooo ya
Stranger: now im slowly walkin toward u taking off my shirt
You: i'm slowly lowering my jeans inch by inch, licking my lips
Stranger: now im layin on the bed and were both naked and u can do watevr u want with me
You: i'm pulling out my cock, oh shit i came................sorry
You: its never happened before
You: honest
Stranger: its ok

hurlingdervish · Post by **hurlingdervish** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:39 pm

Stranger: you have fucked my brain

success!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:41 pm

hackman wrote:
Wolverine99 wrote:
hackman wrote:im a fool for love!
true say true say lol
i used the same picture and convinced this guy i was a stunning girl called deborah kingsley

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: uk, you?
Stranger: uk
You: safe, where abouts
Stranger: nottingham
Stranger: why safe lol?
You: your the first brit ive met on here lol
Stranger: my honour
You: you know it
You: what age are you?
Stranger: 17
You: how were your exams
Stranger: not bad
You: i like chicken
Stranger: why?
You: it tastes good
You: in a sandwich
You: with some mayo
You: a bit of lettuce
You: maybe some bacon
You: bit of salt
You: pepper
You: mmmmm
Stranger: lol, seems that u like eating so much
You: im really fat
Stranger: im really...fit
Stranger: honestly
You: are you a bloke
Stranger: yea
Stranger: and u?
You: girl
Stranger: lovely
You: im rubbing my clit hard
Stranger: Can i have ur photo?
You: can i have yours
Stranger: sure
Stranger: but dun laugh at me
You: i wont
Stranger: http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak- ... 356734.jpg
Stranger: and yours?
You: hang on
You: http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/1332/may16.jpg
Stranger: hey come on
Stranger: your so prettey
Stranger: not fat at all
You: it was ajoke
You: im beautiful
Stranger: hot girl
Stranger: do u have a boyfriend?
You: no, are you on facebook?
Stranger: yea, what's ur name?
You: deborah kingsley
Stranger: but i'm going to add u
Stranger: my gf will kill me
You: im a bloke mate
You: LOL
You: oil seed rape
You: goes well nice with a grape
You: held together with some tape
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahahahahahaha thats fucking ace man, im gunna do something like that later, get some hot birds pic and pretend its me lol.

j-sh · Post by **j-sh** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:56 pm

hackman wrote:OMG was supposedly chatting to her:

from latvia, got her email!
though probably just some weirdo lol

Haha definetely a rapist

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:37 pm

J-sh wrote:
hackman wrote:OMG was supposedly chatting to her:

from latvia, got her email!
though probably just some weirdo lol
Haha definetely a rapist

i wouldnt mind getting raped by her though still lol

http://omegle.com/

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