How to get free Magnum ice creams in uk.

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Tue May 05, 2009 12:27 am

I got my email today

did · Post by **did** » Tue May 05, 2009 12:33 am

you get any vouchers?

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Tue May 05, 2009 12:36 am

yerp, i can't believe I got one.

My letter -

Dear Sir or Madam

After much deliberation and many a furrowed brow I have eventually decided to write to you concerning that Excalibur of cold treats, "The Triple Chocolate" edition of the orally renowned "Magnum" ice cream. After taking the five minute walk from my parish to the local Netto, I was shocked and overcome with nausea by the sight of an empty section where my majestic stick bound companion used to lie. After hurriedly finding one of the wardens of the "cold section", I stood, mouth agape, as he proceeded to tell me that the ice cream had been discontinued. I fell to my knees as the news sunk in that I would never again, feel that delicious, creamy stick in my god fearing mouth.

Once in the safety of my own home, I realized that I am now unable to finish the model of my church. Over the past year I have been building a four foot model from magnum sticks, I was so close, I needed a triple chocolate magnum stick to complete the steeple but cruel, cruel fate has yet again sabotaged my plans for a brighter future. please could you provide me with any information as to the reasons for the demise of this powerhouse, this king of cold foods.

God bless you

Gerald Gibbons

The Reply -

> Hello from Walls
>
> Dear Gerald,
>
> Thank you for your recent email. I'm sorry to tell you that we have stopped
> making Magnum Triple Chocolate due to low demand.
>
> As a regular buyer, this is obviously disappointing news for you. If you
> would kindly forward me your contact details, I will be happy to send you a
> voucher so that you can try another product from our range.
>
> I look forward to hearing from you again shortly.
>
> Kind regards,
>
> Muna Osman
> Careline Advisor
>
>
> Unilever UK Limited
> Registered in England & Wales; Company No 334527
> Registered Office: Walton Court, Station Avenue, Walton-on-Thames, Surrey
> KT12 1UP

did · Post by **did** » Tue May 05, 2009 12:43 am

gold

wubstep · Post by **wubstep** » Tue May 05, 2009 7:43 pm

Definately one of the best

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Tue May 05, 2009 7:51 pm

Ok so whats the running count of voucher email responses vs. boy off email responses?

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Tue May 05, 2009 7:52 pm

voucher!

aftee · Post by **aftee** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:37 pm

Oh my, just spent quite some time in stitches.

adisize wrote: I have a dream that one day these ice creams may return. As Jesus did from the grave.

Probably laughed the hardest at this! Jokes if they started production next easter.

slavashalava · Post by **slavashalava** » Wed May 06, 2009 7:47 pm

someone should actually give some church's address

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Wed May 06, 2009 8:04 pm

Or not, because then you wouldn't get any voucher unless you actually were at the church, plus no one who goes to church gets their mail ordered to the church unless it is something to do with the church.

slavashalava · Post by **slavashalava** » Wed May 06, 2009 8:10 pm

right on, but there r so many ppl that don't even like that shitty ice cream, so why not send it to church or to some nun's house

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Wed May 06, 2009 8:12 pm

I think getting free magnum vouchers sent to a nuns house is a terrible idea but it's also fucking brilliant and the thought of it makes me chuckle, anyone with the facilities to make this happen, do it!!!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed May 06, 2009 8:47 pm

slavashalava wrote:right on, but there r so many ppl that don't even like that shitty ice cream

GTFO NOW!!!!!
Dont mess with Magnums or the Magnum force!!!

slavashalava · Post by **slavashalava** » Thu May 07, 2009 6:12 am

in that case, i'll be quiet...

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu May 07, 2009 12:20 pm

I'm getting tired of Walls:

Dear Matthew,

Thank you for your recent email.

In response to your query regarding the replacement of the Magnum Triple Chocolate. I can inform you that you may want to try the Magnum Temptation Ice Cream.

I do hope this information helps you and if we can be of further assistance, then please do not hesitate to contact us again.

Kind regards,

Chris Horrod
Careline Advisor

So, pretty much resigned to failure, I've sent them a last desperate plea:

Can I have some free stuff?

manatee · Post by **manatee** » Thu May 07, 2009 12:35 pm

Hello from Walls

Dear Magnum Consumer,

Thank you for your recent email. I'm sorry to tell you that we have stopped
making Magnum Triple Chocolate due to low demand.

As a regular buyer, this is obviously disappointing news for you. If you
would kindly forward me your contact details, I will be happy to send you a
voucher so that you can try another product from our range.

I look forward to hearing from you again shortly.

Kind regards,

Muna Osman
Careline Advisor

SUCK ON THAT LOLLYPOP!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu May 07, 2009 12:46 pm

YES YES MY VOUCHER HAS LANDED!!

Will Upload pics soon!!!!

did · Post by **did** » Thu May 07, 2009 2:44 pm

Wolverine99 wrote:YES YES MY VOUCHER HAS LANDED!!

Will Upload pics soon!!!!

i was gonna say pics or stfu!

did · Post by **did** » Thu May 07, 2009 7:16 pm

Neurotik wrote:
Diss04 wrote:it had to be done. i had to make a play to bring back my beloved kellogg's 'honey nut loops'...
These what you looking for by any chance ....

MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!

nah, he wanted honey nut loops

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