whos your dream girl/guy?

[JimmaJamJamie]

Whoever has already said her then then well done .

[nicenice]

French or Italian, likes to wear billowy dresses or really long t shirts and knee highs. Is soft spoken & delicate but also has a temper. Can throw a good punch. Listens to classical and black metal. Black hair, minimal make up. Chain smoker & loves to drink. Reads philosophy but doesn't agree with any of it. Stubborn but has a good sense of humour. Hates all of my friends but still speaks to them out of courtesy.

Slightly neurotic.

i agree with pretty much all of that! in addition she has to like to eat a hearty meal (no fatties tho), and loves to wear my football shirt to bed!

Yeah definitely with the food. Hate it when a girl mentions the word diet. Its like instant cringe. They must also have a tiny amount of bush and hates the thought of oral sex but takes it back after they get licked out.

[LA_Boxers]

French or Italian, likes to wear billowy dresses or really long t shirts and knee highs. Is soft spoken & delicate but also has a temper. Can throw a good punch. Listens to classical and black metal. Black hair, minimal make up. Chain smoker & loves to drink. Reads philosophy but doesn't agree with any of it. Stubborn but has a good sense of humour. Hates all of my friends but still speaks to them out of courtesy.

Slightly neurotic.

i agree with pretty much all of that! in addition she has to like to eat a hearty meal (no fatties tho), and loves to wear my football shirt to bed!

Yeah definitely with the food. Hate it when a girl mentions the word diet. Its like instant cringe. They must also have a tiny amount of bush and hates the thought of oral sex but takes it back after they get licked out.

I actually have a girl at the moment who hates being gone down on...but will give me head no worries!! She most def has a tidy bush too.lol.

Edit: And that was my 500th post.lol.

[herbalicious]

French or Italian, likes to wear billowy dresses or really long t shirts and knee highs. Is soft spoken & delicate but also has a temper. Can throw a good punch. Listens to classical and black metal. Black hair, minimal make up. Chain smoker & loves to drink. Reads philosophy but doesn't agree with any of it. Stubborn but has a good sense of humour. Hates all of my friends but still speaks to them out of courtesy.

Slightly neurotic.

i agree with pretty much all of that! in addition she has to like to eat a hearty meal (no fatties tho), and loves to wear my football shirt to bed!

Yeah definitely with the food. Hate it when a girl mentions the word diet. Its like instant cringe. They must also have a tiny amount of bush and hates the thought of oral sex but takes it back after they get licked out.

I actually have a girl at the moment who hates being gone down on...but will give me head no worries!! She most def has a tidy bush too.lol.

Edit: And that was my 500th post.lol.

I've had a couple that haven't let me....

But one (i imagine) was because she knew she was riddled

[crackf]

Whoever has already said her then then well done .

AGREED

[HamCrescendo]

French or Italian, likes to wear billowy dresses or really long t shirts and knee highs. Is soft spoken & delicate but also has a temper. Can throw a good punch. Listens to classical and black metal. Black hair, minimal make up. Chain smoker & loves to drink. Reads philosophy but doesn't agree with any of it. Stubborn but has a good sense of humour. Hates all of my friends but still speaks to them out of courtesy.

Slightly neurotic.

Lol this is almost the girl I'm trying it with at the moment. Replace black metal with funk and soul.

Always go for the fucking complicated girls.

[the acid never lies]

Yeah definitely with the food. Hate it when a girl mentions the word diet. Its like instant cringe. They must also have a tiny amount of bush and hates the thought of oral sex but takes it back after they get licked out.

This always baffles me. She must be a virgin and a slut at the same time! It's hard being perfect...

[bright maroon]

I would like to put my order in for one of those too..
but at the last minute just switch it...
you know - flip it around so the foreign, dark, looks great in tall socks - is on the man side

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It's Esfand...Esfand Nafisi from the BBS Board...
Hre's an old photo I chipped together of us..looks good right!!?
Gonna be tricky - dudes a lawyer..

[stappard]

Whoever has already said her then then well done .

My girlfriend just took that photo into a hairdressers, not sure how i feel about copying celebrity haircuts but if it has to be anyone i suppose thats a fucking awesome choice

[semr]

[helix]

[crackf]

4 reeels

[helix]

4 reeels

dun kno the dun kno

[elpretentio]

she might be a bit bitchy IRL, but i'd still do 'er.

[Genevieve]

Anyone up for getting mashed and coming with me to exhume Britanny Murphy?

Woah dude, didn't know she was dead. Fucked up. o.o

[kidshuffle]

I almost hate myself for this, but fuck do I love Ellen Page for some reason

[xarcane]

A girl that's smarter than me. Honestly I really don't care about looks (bun fat chicks), but for a perfect-girl wise brains are the deciding factor.

Sex-wise, I tend to end up with these posh Milf-types with ample chestage (think scaled down Nigella Lawson). They always say "Awww... but you're just a baby" and "I really shouldn't be doing this" before presumably fucking off back to Herefordshire to tell their friends they had sex with a 22-year old poet (wannabe). It's gotten to the stage where if a woman at any point says 'you're just a baby', I just think 'You're gonna pay for that comment later...'

[kidshuffle]

A girl that's smarter than me. Honestly I really don't care about looks (bun fat chicks), but for a perfect-girl wise brains are the deciding factor.

Sex-wise, I tend to end up with these posh Milf-types with ample chestage (think scaled down Nigella Lawson). They always say "Awww... but you're just a baby" '

I get this from all women; even ones only a year older than me and I fucking hate it.

[nicenice]

Sheet man, was gonna post this but didn't wanna rinse the buffness.

[faust.dtc]

I still have a mad crush on Dors Feline I dont care what you lot say she turns me on big time.






The only other woman I wanna fuck as bad is Christina Agulalalalalaeraaar or whatever her name is.