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Post by triky » Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:55 am

yess, i knew juno was shit and i'm glad i resisted dl it. waste of bandwidth.
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Post by nerow » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:48 pm

agreein with Juno

if anyone ever mentions Big Fish then RUN :wink:

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Post by stonecrazy » Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:45 pm

Battle Royale 2 must come close...
The first one I liked a lot though, 2 was such a disappointment

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Post by mr. lizard » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:51 am

Pi is the worst film I have seen. It is so bad, its painful.
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Post by diss04 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:26 am

tron is cack
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Post by bandshell » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:27 am

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Post by biomat » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:53 pm

im not watchin tv or goin to cinema but from what i saw yet....
matrix 2,3 (i hate the 1st1 too but i know everybody loves it)
AvP ...absolute nonsense
and anyone remembers independence day? classic us crap movie
new rambo... idont saw it but only trailer was boring as hell

....and in general every german family movie

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Post by LEQ » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:55 pm

Diss04 wrote:tron is cack
Eh?!?! Love that film!
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Post by Jubz » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:56 pm

The Number 22 :o or is it 21? I forget.

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Post by primate » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:00 pm

got to be fucking pearl harbour.
just got to be

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Post by ct&d » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:02 pm

Jean-Claude Van Damme is back...

with the same crap u've seen over and over again!!!

honestly he makes me laugh..all his films are identical!
you would think being such an adventurous guy he'd like to do something outside his very small box! :lol:
west is best!

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Post by pre-thought process » Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:44 pm

bandshell wrote:Most newish horror films, the cave, the descent, darkness falls, all of the saw films, hostel etc are all utter shite

they just use a weak plot,appalling dialog and awful acting to string together a series of sadistic events.
Isn't that what horror films are supposed to be about? :D
I thought the descent was alright tbh, and hostel (hostel 2 is poo poo though)

Watched most of The Sick House last night, utter shite.

Got Frontiers to watch tonight, looks good but it might be in this thread tomorrow morning.
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Post by ikeaboy » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:09 pm

Walk Hard (jokes to thin on the ground)

Brick (I could abide with the dialogue)

Knocked Up (good funny parts ruined by uncomfortable emo bits)

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Post by diss04 » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:01 pm

ikeaboy wrote: Brick (I could abide with the dialogue)

Knocked Up (good funny parts ruined by uncomfortable emo bits)
you stoopide, i likes both of dese
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Post by frodo » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:31 pm

Diss04 wrote:tron is cack
Step away from the Internets.

Anyways, here's the definition of a film that's so bad that it's good. It's an Irish (yes, Irish) martial arts film from 1998.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_Deviation

Fatal Deviation is a low-budget cult film produced and set in Trim, County Meath, Ireland. Produced in 1998, it enjoys the distinction of being Ireland's first full-length martial arts film. The film stars real-life martial arts enthusiast James Bennett. Despite proceeding straight to video without a theatrical release, Fatal Deviation has through word-of-mouth become a much sought-after release and, indeed, something of a cult classic. Admirers cite its unusual and enchanting rural setting; its extensive use of local individuals with no acting experience or training to fill key roles; the protagonist's many memorable one-liners (e.g. "Fuck you and your gun, ya prick"); and the undeniable charisma and magnetism of its star. The film is also notable for its many plot holes, continuity errors, incoherent dialogue, badly-dubbed sound effects and a scene involving the consumption of cocaine using a Dunnes Stores Value Clubcard.

It's on youtube in 8 parts, first part is here.

I watched this film last night and it is seriously one of the best things I have seen in my whole life.
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Post by psyolopher » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:41 pm

Frodo wrote: I watched this film last night and it is seriously one of the best things I have seen in my whole life.
WHAT?

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Post by frodo » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:44 pm

Psyolopher wrote:
Frodo wrote: I watched this film last night and it is seriously one of the best things I have seen in my whole life.
WHAT?
Just watch it, and get ready for a new chapter of your life.
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Post by psyolopher » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:19 pm

Frodo wrote:
Psyolopher wrote:
Frodo wrote: I watched this film last night and it is seriously one of the best things I have seen in my whole life.
WHAT?
Just watch it, and get ready for a new chapter of your life.
hehe ironic?
becouse you posted this on WORST film thread!

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Post by frodo » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:48 pm

Psyolopher wrote:
Frodo wrote:
Psyolopher wrote:
Frodo wrote: I watched this film last night and it is seriously one of the best things I have seen in my whole life.
WHAT?
Just watch it, and get ready for a new chapter of your life.
hehe ironic?
becouse you posted this on WORST film thread!
Just watch it, you'll see 8)
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