Irritating shit on facebook

[Muncey]

Timeline of Muhammad's Life (A.D)

570 - Born in Mecca
576 - Orphaned upon death of mother
595 - Marries Kadijah - older, wealthy widow
610 - Reports first revelations from angel at age of 40
619 - Protector uncle dies
622 - Emigrates from Mecca to Medina (the Hijra)
623 - Orders raids on Meccan caravans
624 - Battle of Badr (victory)
624 - Evicts Qaynuqa Jews from Medina
624 - Orders the assassination of Abu Afak
624 - Orders the assassination of Asma bint Marwan
624 - Orders the assassination of Ka'b al-Ashraf
625 - Battle of Uhud (defeat)
625 - Evicts Nadir Jews
627 - Battle of the Trench (victory)
627 - Massacre of the Qurayza Jews
628 - Signing of the Treaty of Hudaibiya with Mecca
628 - Destruction and subjugation of the Khaybar Jews
629 - Orders first raid into Christian lands at Muta (defeat)
630 - Conquers Mecca by surprise (along with other tribes)
631 - Leads second raid into Christian territory at Tabuk (no battle)
632 - Dies

"Muhammad is a narcissist, a pedophile, a mass murderer,
a terrorist, a misogynist, a lecher, a cult leader, a madman
a rapist, a torturer, an assassin and a looter."
Former Muslim Ali Sina offered $50,000 to anyone
who could prove otherwise based on Islamic texts.
The reward has gone unclaimed.

Then commented "Doesn't really compare well to Jesus' story does it?"

I replied "Batman is my favourite superhero story" and quickly unfollowed the post so I don't get a notifications from it. I enjoy knowing they're probably writing a lengthy reply that I shall never read.. basically replying to nobody, sorta like when they pray.

[EliteLennon117]

Muncey be goin in slewing whole crews of religious people. Badman since day.

[Muncey]

Slewin dem then hidin

[skimpi]

Timeline of Muhammad's Life (A.D)

570 - Born in Mecca
576 - Orphaned upon death of mother
595 - Marries Kadijah - older, wealthy widow
610 - Reports first revelations from angel at age of 40
619 - Protector uncle dies
622 - Emigrates from Mecca to Medina (the Hijra)
623 - Orders raids on Meccan caravans
624 - Battle of Badr (victory)
624 - Evicts Qaynuqa Jews from Medina
624 - Orders the assassination of Abu Afak
624 - Orders the assassination of Asma bint Marwan
624 - Orders the assassination of Ka'b al-Ashraf
625 - Battle of Uhud (defeat)
625 - Evicts Nadir Jews
627 - Battle of the Trench (victory)
627 - Massacre of the Qurayza Jews
628 - Signing of the Treaty of Hudaibiya with Mecca
628 - Destruction and subjugation of the Khaybar Jews
629 - Orders first raid into Christian lands at Muta (defeat)
630 - Conquers Mecca by surprise (along with other tribes)
631 - Leads second raid into Christian territory at Tabuk (no battle)
632 - Dies

"Muhammad is a narcissist, a pedophile, a mass murderer,
a terrorist, a misogynist, a lecher, a cult leader, a madman
a rapist, a torturer, an assassin and a looter."
Former Muslim Ali Sina offered $50,000 to anyone
who could prove otherwise based on Islamic texts.
The reward has gone unclaimed.

Then commented "Doesn't really compare well to Jesus' story does it?"

I replied "Batman is my favourite superhero story" and quickly unfollowed the post so I don't get a notifications from it. I enjoy knowing they're probably writing a lengthy reply that I shall never read.. basically replying to nobody, sorta like when they pray.

Whats the point in that though? you need to read the reply and laugh and not give a shit

[timmyyabas]

[grillis]

Seen the vice video from Hyde Park? Oh my life.

is there a new one for 2013?

[Lye_Form]

i wana see the reply tho please cus religion = mad lolz

[jayladders]

literally talking to the stupidest person ive ever known, i love it tho. so entertaining and shes a really nice girl just dumb as a fucking post

girl:
and in movies people called is switzerland
like neverland in peter pan is based on the netherlands
and i dont put that much logic behind things do i hahaha

16:44
Jay Dice Ladbrooke
neverland is not based off the netherlands

16:45
girl:
well it sounds the same

girl:
so whats a snail?

16:11
Jay Dice Ladbrooke
a mollusc. lol

16:11
girl:
i thought invertebrae thing was in your body

16:11
Jay Dice Ladbrooke
-___________-

16:11
girl:
??

16:12
Jay Dice Ladbrooke
invertebrea means they dont have a spine
lol

16:12
girl:
i'm gonna guess not? ha
ohhh, its vertebrea thing that im thinking of
we have one of them dont we

16:12
Jay Dice Ladbrooke
yes we have a fucking spine

[Lye_Form]

she sounds hot.

pics?

[Johoosh]

LEMON CHICKEN BLUDCLART

[NW_DUBAHOLIC]

[Dutchstep]

The amount of idiots that fall for "Like this page and win a BMW 1 series/ 28 unsealed macbooks" the lack of common sense these days frightens me. There are no terms of conditions (with big ass prize there should always be terms of conditions), no sponsors or support from any compagny, no website, bad quality random images that are obviously from google, not even a particular website. A page that can afford to give away prizes like that will never use such bad quality images. What is there not to understand that once these pages get enough likes they will either cell the page or use it for wrong purposes such as spam, scam, bots and so on.

I just don't get it, it seems like most of my facebook friends are morons.

[Pedro Sánchez]

I just don't get it, it seems like most of my facebook friends are morons.

The majority of the world are morons, facedook just catalogues them.

[EliteLennon117]

I just don't get it, it seems like most of my facebook friends are morons.

The majority of the world are morons, facedook just catalogues them.

[Dutchstep]

Fair enough.

[Shum]

aww yeah, reposting this now.

[Shum]

it's been more than 2 minutes now m8...

[Shum]

fuk u god.

[Terpit]

[Phigure]