things that have made you happy today

[PinUp]

got into uni

Congrats mate, which uni you going to?

*edit* just got a text from an ex (who I stil fancy like mad) asking if I wanted to go to a house party that she's having on friday. It's going to be me and 11 girls

[Jizz]

got into uni

Congrats mate, which uni you going to?

*edit* just got a text from an ex (who I stil fancy like mad) asking if I wanted to go to a house party that she's having on friday. It's going to be me and 11 girls

lol, PimpUp

king's college mate, still a london ninja

[PinUp]

haha in reality it will probably be really awkward as I only know a couple of them and if I get drunk I'll probably just end up staring at their boobs the whole time.

[LA_Boxers]

haha in reality it will probably be really awkward as I only know a couple of them and if I get drunk I'll probably just end up staring at their boobs the whole time.

Needs to be done really.

[Johnlenham]

haha in reality it will probably be really awkward as I only know a couple of them and if I get drunk I'll probably just end up staring at their boobs the whole time.

[wub]

My pasta salad from the canteen had 4 cherry tomatoes in it instead of the usual 2.

[Terpit]

My pasta salad from the canteen had 4 cherry tomatoes in it instead of the usual 2.

Some poor soul is probably posting in the 'things that pissed you off today' in a Spanish forum about how he didnt get any cherry tomatoes in his salad.

[Reese_Liar]

^

[wub]

My pasta salad from the canteen had 4 cherry tomatoes in it instead of the usual 2.

Some poor soul is probably posting in the 'things that pissed you off today' in a Spanish forum about how he didnt get any cherry tomatoes in his salad.

Que se joda

[Terpit]

My pasta salad from the canteen had 4 cherry tomatoes in it instead of the usual 2.

Some poor soul is probably posting in the 'things that pissed you off today' in a Spanish forum about how he didnt get any cherry tomatoes in his salad.

Que se joda

According to spanishdict.com that can mean 1 of the following:
- You to fuck
- Fuck
- That lumps it

Im guessing you meant the third one?

[Forum]

it means fuck him

[Terpit]

I prefer 'that lumps it'

[Forum]

caminando por las playas buscando en los melocotones

[wub]

caminando por las playas buscando en los melocotones

Didn't even need to use Google translate for that one

[noam]

caminando por las playas buscando en los melocotones

here you go

[Terpit]

Aspirar a sus madres por debajo de

[teamhobson]

got into uni

Well in Jizzle mate!

If you don't go to that house party PinUp, I'll never talk to you again...

[PinUp]

I'm definitely going guys, don't worry!

Wub, I swear you are the luckiest motherfucker to ever walk the planet.

[wub]

Wub, I swear you are the luckiest motherfucker to ever walk the planet.

It was just tomatoes, it'll probably balance out during the day.

[P Daley]

Wub, I swear you are the luckiest motherfucker to ever walk the planet.

It was just tomatoes, it'll probably balance out during the day.

Watch out for pissed off Spaniards looking for tomatoes.