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Dutchstep wrote:Oke my story

On a first date with some random guy, he got so drunk he puked all over me, (right before we kissed)
so me standing there in a club, half-naked, locked up on the toilet waiting for a friend to give me his hoodie
& that guy (my date) was crying outside
so I went back home

he sent me roses with a card

but I never saw him again

DRTY wrote:

Dutchstep wrote:Oke my story

On a first date with some random guy, he got so drunk he puked all over me, (right before we kissed)
so me standing there in a club, half-naked, locked up on the toilet waiting for a friend to give me his hoodie
& that guy (my date) was crying outside
so I went back home

he sent me roses with a card

but I never saw him again

he vomitted and you still kissed him?

Dutchstep wrote:

DRTY wrote:

Dutchstep wrote:Oke my story

On a first date with some random guy, he got so drunk he puked all over me, (right before we kissed)
so me standing there in a club, half-naked, locked up on the toilet waiting for a friend to give me his hoodie
& that guy (my date) was crying outside
so I went back home

he sent me roses with a card

but I never saw him again

he vomitted and you still kissed him?

hahahaha

but seriously ... no

noam wrote:

Dutchstep wrote:

DRTY wrote:

Dutchstep wrote:Oke my story

On a first date with some random guy, he got so drunk he puked all over me, (right before we kissed)
so me standing there in a club, half-naked, locked up on the toilet waiting for a friend to give me his hoodie
& that guy (my date) was crying outside
so I went back home

he sent me roses with a card

but I never saw him again

he vomitted and you still kissed him?

hahahaha

but seriously ... no

lame.

Dutchstep wrote:Oke my story

On a first date with some random guy, he got so drunk he puked all over me, (right before we kissed)
so me standing there in a club, half-naked, locked up on the toilet waiting for a friend to give me his hoodie
& that guy (my date) was crying outside
so I went back home

he sent me roses with a card

but I never saw him again

Widowmaker wrote:

Dutchstep wrote:Oke my story

On a first date with some random guy, he got so drunk he puked all over me, (right before we kissed)
so me standing there in a club, half-naked, locked up on the toilet waiting for a friend to give me his hoodie
& that guy (my date) was crying outside
so I went back home

he sent me roses with a card

but I never saw him again

daym girl i would treat you, wine and dine.. back to my place for scrabble over a baileys coffee, sound good? yeah?

Dutchstep wrote:beer & and a movie is good enough

noam wrote:

laurent__duval wrote:

noam wrote:wtf??

you didnt mind he was beating on your mate when he was asleep??

LOL but fuckin weird

same kinda thing happened to one of my mates

there was 4 of em, played in a band, after rehearsal went back to the drummers house and they got very drunk and very stoned. two boys pass out.

the two who are left start fuckin about with them (bear in mind that one of the dudes who passed out it was his house and he lived with his mum)

so one guy starts drawin on my mate, and finds some blue chalk and paints his face blue. he dont wake up.

he steps it up a level and pulls my mates pants off, and then pulls his boxers off. he runs into the lads mums room and comes out with a leopard print thong, and puts it on my mate, but he puts it on the wrong way round. he then paints his arse blue. my mate then wakes up, and is still battered, and goes for a piss. he doesn't notice he's wearing a backwards thong and is walking round with his cock n balls out.

he passes out again.

he gets a drum stick... and sticks it up my mates arse. he then takes the drum stick and sticks it in the drummer's mouth. the drummer sucks on the drum stick while he's asleep.

he then goes downstairs and gets a banana and a pair of cooking tongues.

...

you can guess the rest.

my mate with the blue arse wakes up in the morning and STILL doesn't clock he's wearing a backward thong for quite a while.

he gets told the story, he tells me, i ask him why he told me... i told some lad at the bus station that day, then my mate walks up about 5minutes later. the first thing the lad who i told says is ''arite Drumstick hows it goin?''

the nickname stuck for a long, long time. Drum. Drumothy. Drumston. Drummer. Drummington. Drum-Bum. Bum-Drum. Hum-Drum. Hummer...

the guy who molested him kinda got away with it fairly scot-free tbf... and hence we have a metaphor for life.

did this happen in manchester? i have a friend that told me a similar story. does the name "rimjob" mean anything to you?

NO. FUCKING. WAY. rimston is one of MY BOYS DAWG! (duno if thats something i should be proud of tho.. he's called Rim for a reason)...

noam wrote:

Dutchstep wrote:

DRTY wrote:

Dutchstep wrote:Oke my story

On a first date with some random guy, he got so drunk he puked all over me, (right before we kissed)
so me standing there in a club, half-naked, locked up on the toilet waiting for a friend to give me his hoodie
& that guy (my date) was crying outside
so I went back home

he sent me roses with a card

but I never saw him again

he vomitted and you still kissed him?

hahahaha

but seriously ... no

lame.

Dutchstep wrote:beer & and a movie is good enough

wubstep wrote:
Long story short, ending up wiping his arse with bread.

Motorway to Roswell wrote:It can't be. Would you drink her blood?