Post here when you have had a poo

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:45 am

You put sudocrem on your botbot after every poo?

I like to mix it up a bit, front to back sometimes, back to front sometimes and sometimes i just jump in the shower afterwards.

idontreallygiveashit · Post by **idontreallygiveashit** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:44 am

mikey g wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:are you a child? loooooooooooool

i have a sensitive rear

wtf is wrong with you people, just straight up wiping yourself with tissue paper? Your just spreading it around, nasty people, wipes are the way to go (anus hose/ muslim shower/bidet is no.1 though)

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:48 am

idontreallygiveashit wrote:
mikey g wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:are you a child? loooooooooooool

i have a sensitive rear
wtf is wrong with you people, just straight up wiping yourself with tissue paper? Your just spreading it around, nasty people, wipes are the way to go (anus hose/ muslim shower/bidet is no.1 though)

They have those in every toilet over here but ive always been too scared to try it, theyre too powerful, ill end up squirting a pint of water up by arsehole and making a mess - public toilets here have water everywhere! even ceilings.

oddy · Post by **oddy** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:20 pm

JUST PEBBLE DASHED THE TOLIET AT WORK.... UNCOOKED BBQ MEAT FROM LAST NIGHT. BLEEEH

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:33 pm

if you're just spreading shit around, you need a better diet or something

and to quote my own knowledge from earlier in the thread...

kidshuffle wrote: Shit, shower and shave bro

soilves all your problems if you got that diarrhea flow

idontreallygiveashit · Post by **idontreallygiveashit** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:53 pm

What about the likes of Jboy, think of his turmoil!

hifi · Post by **hifi** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:54 am

shitted earlier

BonerJams04 · Post by **BonerJams04** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:28 pm

looks like the opening scene of saving private ryan up in this.

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 10:55 am

Shitting acid today

Ferryman · Post by **Ferryman** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 11:08 am

Terpit wrote:
idontreallygiveashit wrote:
mikey g wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:are you a child? loooooooooooool

i have a sensitive rear
wtf is wrong with you people, just straight up wiping yourself with tissue paper? Your just spreading it around, nasty people, wipes are the way to go (anus hose/ muslim shower/bidet is no.1 though)
They have those in every toilet over here but ive always been too scared to try it, theyre too powerful, ill end up squirting a pint of water up by arsehole and making a mess - public toilets here have water everywhere! even ceilings.

Yeaaa those things can be intimidatingly powerful. Not interested in a bruised sphincter.

Raggles · Post by **Raggles** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:14 pm

I'm about to be on my number 3 poo within an hour.

dmz007 · Post by **dmz007** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:25 am

14 pages and still going strong

Gewze · Post by **Gewze** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:15 am

had the shits past 2 days, disappointed i didnt post here each time

edit: had a shit, conjure up an image of one properly thick piece of spaghetti

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:24 am

I'm shitting right now, thought you'd like to know

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:26 am

Are we allowed to post pictures?

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:34 am

Some tnuc just turned the lights off, allow shitting in the dark

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:10 pm

no joke - there was quite a bit of blood today, looked like i'd shat in a toilet filled with cherry squash.

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:12 pm

mikey g wrote:no joke - there was quite a bit of blood today, looked like i'd shat in a toilet filled with cherry squash.

Why is there blood in poo sometimes? It really prangs me out... I almost went to the doctor about it but I dont want a dildo shaped camera going up my arse

the_disconekt · Post by **the_disconekt** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:38 pm

on the crapper right now. serious toilet meditation

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:38 pm

the_disconekt wrote:on the crapper right now. serious toilet meditation

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