Club Douche

[pikeymobile]

still tried to act like hard men and would insult the openly gay kids at school for being gay

There were openly gay kids at your school?!? Oh how times have changed. In my day you woulda got stabbed just for knowing what fellatio means!

there were openly gay people at my school, and i live in a proper inbred hillbilly town where everyone's mentally racist
i ended up living with the most 'obvious' gay one, and now i'm going to be best man at his wedding in 3 weeks
thats my relevant anecdote to this fred

[wolf89]

Why do people ignore the fact that bisexuals exist?

Never worked this out. I guess people are just more comfortable with having purely diametrically opposed options (yes/no, right/wrong).

It's not really something I think anything about, to be honest. I'd probably say it has more to do with how your brain is shaped from growing up. As an animal, I am naturally attracted to women. I cannot explain why I'm not attracted to men.

Yeah it's not that that the problem is it's the fact that people seem to think that you're either gay or straight and forget it's possible to be anything else.

Like earlier someone said "Well, I would say that he has been bummed so he is gay, you cant change the fact that you wanted to be bummed. I understand you though, like how could you not know if you want to be bummed or not, if you dont get sexually attracted by hot bois then you dont wanna be bummed."

Which completely disregards the fact that you could be fucked in the ass but still be into girls. Get me??

[pikeymobile]

i wish i was man enough to be bummed

[pikeymobile]

it does seem pretty fun

[Forum]

i wish i was man enough to be bummed

You seem to be obsessed with the subject

[pikeymobile]

i make passing comments and then people like you always call me up on it and it ends up a 3 page discussion

[wolf89]

Or you just want to be bummed?

[pikeymobile]

i mean, it'd be arrogant to assume i won't like it

[Forum]

I dont see why anyone from either gender would want something stuck up their ass

[pikeymobile]

cos its fun bro

[wolf89]

Well, for men there are certain things to be gained (prostate related fun for one) by having something poking about in your ass. Not sure if it really is good though as I've never had anything in the ass but I've heard people say it's good and I doubt they'd lie about it. What would be the point?

[Dub_freak]

I dont see why anyone from either gender would want something stuck up their ass

Because for men it is very pleasurable, dont know about girls though...

[Ba-zinga]

1 time i was scooting over in a van

sat on a seatbelt. no bueno

[pikeymobile]

nuff nerve endings up there
and protip: sex is more than just a dick going in a hole

[BNanni]

Well, for men there are certain things to be gained (prostate related fun for one) by having something poking about in your ass. Not sure if it really is good though as I've never had anything in the ass but I've heard people say it's good and I doubt they'd lie about it. What would be the point?

I had a male friend who would ask his girlfriend to do things to his ass. Always recommended it to other male friends saying it was really enjoyable.
Not sure where I was going with that, I just want in on the conversation

[Forum]

I dont care how pleasurable it is, nothing's ever going up there..

[Dub_freak]

yeah that would be totally gay...

[Dead Rats]

I dont care how pleasurable it is, nothing's ever going up there..

Both poppered and coked up after an all-nighter in Soho, would a chance meeting between you an Van Persie change your mind

[Forum]

maybe if he signs that contract...

[Lichee]

Fucking funny cos he just got bummed and everyone knew, surely you know if you want to get bummed and give blowys

Hilarious

it was, he got bummed and realised he really didn't like it. That is very very funny. It still makes me laugh. Maybe you have to actually know this guy to see why it's so funny, it's almost like when your mate shags a fat bird and regrets it, but instead it's this