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Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:46 am

"Got me too"

I'm afraid that isn't correct, Esdeefive.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:02 pm

Harumph. How many more attempts do I get?

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:46 am

urasodsexpo

expo · Post by **expo** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:48 am

SD5 wrote:rsodfrhidszf

Obviously none

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:51 am

+

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Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:28 am

SD5 wrote: + =

HAND OVVA DER KID

thief · Post by **thief** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:00 am

I've happened.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:03 am

thief wrote:I've happened.

Yeah, I happened last night as well. Missed the tissue and stained the carpet, had to give my mum a bullshit excuse and tell her it was semen.

thief · Post by **thief** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:07 am

Dead Rats wrote:
thief wrote:I've happened.
Yeah, I happened last night as well, missed the tissue and stained the carpet, had to give my mum a bullshit excuse and tell her it was semen.

Mm, awkward. Seems I'm always telling my mum it's just semen.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:14 am

thief wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
thief wrote:I've happened.
Yeah, I happened last night as well, missed the tissue and stained the carpet, had to give my mum a bullshit excuse and tell her it was semen.
Mm, awkward. Seems I'm always telling my mum it's just semen.

See that foreboding shadow outside your window right now? Yeah, that's me.

I'm about to steal your cat.

thief · Post by **thief** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:21 am

Dead Rats wrote:
thief wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
thief wrote:I've happened.
Yeah, I happened last night as well, missed the tissue and stained the carpet, had to give my mum a bullshit excuse and tell her it was semen.
Mm, awkward. Seems I'm always telling my mum it's just semen.
See that foreboding shadow outside your window right now? Yeah, that's me.

I'm about to steal your cat.

Which one?! WE just got the blind one back after 48 hours in the wilderness, so please.. not her.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:22 am

Steal the blind one!

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:24 am

THATS RIGHT, I WILL!!!! Say goodbye to ole' STEVIE GARFIELD, chum!!!!!!!

thief · Post by **thief** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:26 am

Oh, Stevie Garfield, catch you man. Take it easy yo.

Mind the step.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:28 am

I hate it when I laugh at my own jokes, but I've got to say, that Stevie Garfield thing was pretty fucking funny.

thief · Post by **thief** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:32 am

Dead Rats wrote:I hate it when I laugh at my own jokes, but I've got to say, that Stevie Garfield thing was pretty fucking funny.

Yes, I hate it when you do too

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:33 am

y u dissin

thief · Post by **thief** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:35 am

You stole my cat!

I like turtles?

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:38 am

I've granted your cat the gift of vision. He can now successfully lick his nutsack, something which I'm sure he's been aching to do for a long, long time.

thief · Post by **thief** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:39 am

Dead Rats wrote:I've granted your cat the gift of vision. He can now successfully lick his nutsack, something which I'm sure he's been aching to do for a long, long time.

Ha ha, thanks. It's a she, but maybe you could get her to lose some weight so she can clean her own bum.

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