Club Douche

[pikeymobile]

implying no one ever gets confused about their sexuality during puberty

[wolf89]

Everything would be easier if everyone was bi really.

[Dead Rats]

implying no one ever gets confused about their sexuality during puberty

Not me.

[kay]

implying no one ever gets confused about their sexuality during puberty

Not me.

Well, you are from Bestiality UK.

[wolf89]

Was just about to post that. Damn you Kay!

[PinUp]

Fucking funny cos he just got bummed and everyone knew, surely you know if you want to get bummed and give blowys

Hilarious

it was, he got bummed and realised he really didn't like it. That is very very funny. It still makes me laugh. Maybe you have to actually know this guy to see why it's so funny, it's almost like when your mate shags a fat bird and regrets it, but instead it's this

That's a pretty stupid thing to say really, at least he KNOWS he doesn't like it. Unlike you, you just think you wouldn't like it.

Also

Shagging fat birds is great

[pikeymobile]

everyone should shag at least one fat bird

[Dead Rats]

everyone should shag at least one fat bird

I unlocked this achievement at age 16 innit, I've always said it was like putting your dick inside a warm mattress.

[Pedro Sánchez]

everyone should shag at least one fat bird

I draw the line at being able to fuck her tummy folds. But chubby chicks all day.

[pikeymobile]

ah yeah don't get me wrong, there has to be a cut off point
it's quite warm and inviting, and noisy, but i doubt i'd do it again

[PinUp]

I've had 3 fatties, only regret one of them (not coz she was fat though, she gave me chlamydia)

[wobbles]

Fat grls are gross unless ur rly rly drnk

[cityzen]

Fat grls are gross if ur rly rly german

[PinUp]

but they are all nice and squishy!

Fatties always do the kinky shit as well

[Lichee]

never had a fatty and I have no intention to, also PinUp by that logic everyone should try out drinking their own piss, I mean some people like it

[PinUp]

never had a fatty and I have no intention to, also PinUp by that logic everyone should try out drinking their own piss, I mean some people like it

Yeah but there are health risks with drinking piss. There's no health risks with porking fatties (except possible STIs)

[wolf89]

never had a fatty and I have no intention to, also PinUp by that logic everyone should try out drinking their own piss, I mean some people like it

Being bummed is probably more enjoyable than drinking piss if done right I would imagine though otherwise why would so many people do it?

[kidshuffle]

everyone should shag at least one fat bird

I draw the line at being able to fuck her tummy folds. But chubby chicks all day.

this.

fat= bad
chubby = (can be) good

[wolf89]

Chubby means huge boobs usually too!

[kidshuffle]

chubby and no boobs...thats always a shame