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Re: Club Douche

Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 11:04 pm
by pikeymobile
implying no one ever gets confused about their sexuality during puberty

Re: Club Douche

Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 11:06 pm
by wolf89
Everything would be easier if everyone was bi really.

Re: Club Douche

Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 11:07 pm
by Dead Rats
pikeymobile wrote:implying no one ever gets confused about their sexuality during puberty
Not me.

Re: Club Douche

Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 11:09 pm
by kay
Dead Rats wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:implying no one ever gets confused about their sexuality during puberty
Not me.
Well, you are from Bestiality UK.

Re: Club Douche

Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 11:10 pm
by wolf89
Was just about to post that. Damn you Kay!

Re: Club Douche

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:10 am
by PinUp
Lichee wrote:
(Pada) wrote:
Lichee wrote:Fucking funny cos he just got bummed and everyone knew, surely you know if you want to get bummed and give blowys
Hilarious :roll: :|
it was, he got bummed and realised he really didn't like it. That is very very funny. It still makes me laugh. Maybe you have to actually know this guy to see why it's so funny, it's almost like when your mate shags a fat bird and regrets it, but instead it's this
That's a pretty stupid thing to say really, at least he KNOWS he doesn't like it. Unlike you, you just think you wouldn't like it.

Also

Shagging fat birds is great

Re: Club Douche

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:41 pm
by pikeymobile
everyone should shag at least one fat bird

Re: Club Douche

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:44 pm
by Dead Rats
pikeymobile wrote:everyone should shag at least one fat bird
I unlocked this achievement at age 16 innit, I've always said it was like putting your dick inside a warm mattress.

Re: Club Douche

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:44 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
pikeymobile wrote:everyone should shag at least one fat bird
I draw the line at being able to fuck her tummy folds. But chubby chicks all day.

Re: Club Douche

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:58 pm
by pikeymobile
ah yeah don't get me wrong, there has to be a cut off point
it's quite warm and inviting, and noisy, but i doubt i'd do it again

Re: Club Douche

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 2:11 pm
by PinUp
I've had 3 fatties, only regret one of them (not coz she was fat though, she gave me chlamydia)

Re: Club Douche

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 2:24 pm
by wobbles
Fat grls are gross unless ur rly rly drnk

Re: Club Douche

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 2:26 pm
by cityzen
wobbles wrote:Fat grls are gross if ur rly rly german

Re: Club Douche

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 2:28 pm
by PinUp
but they are all nice and squishy!

Fatties always do the kinky shit as well

Re: Club Douche

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 4:04 pm
by Lichee
never had a fatty and I have no intention to, also PinUp by that logic everyone should try out drinking their own piss, I mean some people like it

Re: Club Douche

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 4:07 pm
by PinUp
Lichee wrote:never had a fatty and I have no intention to, also PinUp by that logic everyone should try out drinking their own piss, I mean some people like it
Yeah but there are health risks with drinking piss. There's no health risks with porking fatties (except possible STIs)

Re: Club Douche

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 4:09 pm
by wolf89
Lichee wrote:never had a fatty and I have no intention to, also PinUp by that logic everyone should try out drinking their own piss, I mean some people like it
Being bummed is probably more enjoyable than drinking piss if done right I would imagine though otherwise why would so many people do it?

Re: Club Douche

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 5:33 pm
by kidshuffle
Pedro Sánchez wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:everyone should shag at least one fat bird
I draw the line at being able to fuck her tummy folds. But chubby chicks all day.
this.

fat= bad
chubby = (can be) good

Re: Club Douche

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 5:35 pm
by wolf89
Chubby means huge boobs usually too!

Re: Club Douche

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 5:52 pm
by kidshuffle
chubby and no boobs...thats always a shame