samesouthstar wrote:I read the whole thing thinking you were talking about the storyline in a porn you just watchedElectric_Head wrote:Was just watching an episode of Hardcore Pawn.
Dude walks in and asks for metal, as much as he can buy.
Wad of cash in hand claiming it's God's money.
Then says he's the embodiment of God and has Zeus, etc. standing around him.
He pays a couple thousand for rings, key chains, bracelets, etc.
Asks for a diamond or something carbon fiber, says he wants anything he can melt.
So the lady asks if he knows how to melt diamonds, he says, "Yes, you use blood".
Buy now the lady helping him starts commenting on his tiny pupils, dude is clearly high as fuck and tripping balls.
Promptly puts his sunglasses back on and complains about the light and that the sinners in the place will burn his ears and eyes.
Starts chanting mantras and asking satan to leave.
Mentions that trees are people, can see through everyone, wants to get naked, etc.
"Oh my goodness, I'm so wasted!!!!"
things that have made you happy today
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Imagine when my wife found episodes of it on my pc.
I took great pleasure in showing her what it actually was



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Re: things that have made you happy today
katy b doing an instore on oxford street tomorrow, dunno how early to turn up though #keen
AxeD wrote:post your awful taste in music you assholes
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hardcore pawn is hilarious
i would also bet you have to show up pretty early to see katy b if you dont wanna wait in a huge line
i would also bet you have to show up pretty early to see katy b if you dont wanna wait in a huge line
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It is hilarious Mo.
This same episode a women curses the world calling them all BITCH BITCH BItCH.
Big bouncer escorts her out, she trips and falls to the ground.
Begins cursing him for making her fall down n shit.

Crackheads!!!
This same episode a women curses the world calling them all BITCH BITCH BItCH.
Big bouncer escorts her out, she trips and falls to the ground.
Begins cursing him for making her fall down n shit.
Crackheads!!!



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yeah thats what i'm thinking, dont really want to spend six hours mooching in HMV though... could read a book...mo respect wrote:hardcore pawn is hilarious
i would also bet you have to show up pretty early to see katy b if you dont wanna wait in a huge line
AxeD wrote:post your awful taste in music you assholes
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this is my favorite episode; crackhead fred comes in acting like a bear, then a car outside lights on fire
Re: things that have made you happy today
Hardcore pawn is so awesome. Many an 8am ive skipped because I was up the entire night before watching it
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This is amazing
all about the over 40's disco dance-off in the middle
all about the over 40's disco dance-off in the middle
Re: things that have made you happy today
Such a good album
My name is Dom and I like making ambientish music and drinking tea. Nice to meet you.
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Kid Lazarus - Kochari - Free music
Re: things that have made you happy today
This is probs my favourite thing. Big up St. Edburgha's church, 5 mins walk from my yard, was my cotch from the ages of about 14-18.idontreallygiveashit wrote:This is amazing
all about the over 40's disco dance-off in the middle
Worried to say that one of the women in the over 40s dance off was a milf in case it was my nan.
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id turn up after she's left tbh...dubfordessert wrote:katy b doing an instore on oxford street tomorrow, dunno how early to turn up though #keen
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been watching to catch a predator for the past hour, something about watching peoples lives be ruined is really cheering me up
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its cus you know you'll never fall one of their traps
I know the one you're talking about, i'll say it for you: MILFgarethom wrote: This is probs my favourite thing. Big up St. Edburgha's church, 5 mins walk from my yard, was my cotch from the ages of about 14-18.
Worried to say that one of the women in the over 40s dance off was a milf in case it was my nan.
Re: things that have made you happy today
idk ehbs might
Re: things that have made you happy today
rayman612 wrote:idk ehbs might
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Dead Rats wrote:Mate, these chaps are lads.
Re: things that have made you happy today
dude has like an ad looking for 4 djs for this night
says to send him a "video of you mixing ASAP"
guess youve got to look cool, audio dont cut it
says to send him a "video of you mixing ASAP"
guess youve got to look cool, audio dont cut it
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