Electric_Head wrote:Was just watching an episode of Hardcore Pawn.
Dude walks in and asks for metal, as much as he can buy.
Wad of cash in hand claiming it's God's money.
Then says he's the embodiment of God and has Zeus, etc. standing around him.
He pays a couple thousand for rings, key chains, bracelets, etc.
Asks for a diamond or something carbon fiber, says he wants anything he can melt.
So the lady asks if he knows how to melt diamonds, he says, "Yes, you use blood".
Buy now the lady helping him starts commenting on his tiny pupils, dude is clearly high as fuck and tripping balls.
Promptly puts his sunglasses back on and complains about the light and that the sinners in the place will burn his ears and eyes.
Starts chanting mantras and asking satan to leave.
Mentions that trees are people, can see through everyone, wants to get naked, etc.
"Oh my goodness, I'm so wasted!!!!"
